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ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

i hear lord of the mysteries is good. whos got the down low on best place to read lord of the mysteries

#origimals #everyones favourite fan tl pspspsps i know youre out there #lord of the mysteries #lotm

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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#frequent contributer to r/smalldickproblem #im so torn. having a small dick is fine and cute. i like that. attraction increased #being 1) on reddit 2) for your dick specifically is. insurmountable.

wow theyre really going hard on the halo imagery from day 1 huh

#origimals #gsgw webtoon spoilers #gsgw #hes too beautiful. we have to kill him

it might be time to admit that i have too many shoes

#origimals

#origimals #gsgw #gsgw webtoon #gsgw kim soleum #kim soleum

fucking unbelievable thrift pull yesterday btw

you wish you were meeeee :3

#origimals #i wore them immediately that night to a party. everyone loved my 6'1 power #extra special too cuz i have big ass feet and its rare to find womens shoes that fit

chainmail-butch

Images that go hard as fuck

#i have to stop and stare like its a caravaggio every time

#origimals

if sexual fantasies and kink scenarios where someone wants to be stripped of power and hurt and at the mercy of someone else are totally fine but sexual fantasies and kink scenarios where someone wants to put someone else at their mercy and do the hurting are evil and bad then uh. you want one of the participants to not enjoy having sex and feel bad about it the whole time? whos the asshole here again

#origimals #beating a dead horse here but also. back to basics #why are you wanting other people to have sex with each other in particular ways only in the first place

im just calling all underwear panties from now on idc

#origimals

why do i need a compsci degree and my finger on the pulse of the technosphere to buy a fucking laptop

#origimals

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to upload all my assignments as pdfs

#origimals

overheard my dad cautioning my teenage brother against liking "girly" drinks like the neighbour boys and getting into beer instead #dadmoment

#origimals #naturally i had no choice but to stand behind him in my brothers line of sight #doing exaggerated strongman muscle poses and shit #hopefully he got the idea

mallalada

playing the sims in winter so the boiling wind offgassing from my pc like a nuclear reactor can keep my little toesies warm

shytreeking

Don't do like I did of leaning your leg on the tower for warmth & then leaving it for hours & getting a full blistering burn without even knowing about it.

mallalada

oh my god??? talk about a slow roast

when a white tumblr lib starts a post with "you know what? fuck this. im done being nice" you know things are about to get REALLY the same as before

#origimals

playing the sims in winter so the boiling wind offgassing from my pc like a nuclear reactor can keep my little toesies warm

#origimals

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