ice'd tea

beverage enjoyer | aus | an adult

[mallalada]

squeak now or forever hold your cheese

[mallalada]

you guys remember cake pops. i was too young to do anything in the kitchen by myself during cake pops, i might have to do them now. primary school me would be so excited......

[invisible-goats]

insufferable person amnestly post, what's a spelling/grammar mistake people make that is honestly not worth mentioning ever but bugs you?

mine is spelling laser with a z

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Actually the one driving me absolutely fera at the minute is "uncomfy", especially in serious conversations about actual social issues

I really don't like the recent jump to using "comfy" as a 1:1 replacement for "comfortable" anyway - it always used to mean "physically cosy" hence the sweet and silly abbreviation. And my brain simply will not update to the modern usage. "Comfy" is for getting into pyjamas in bed, or an adjective for a sofa, not a description of your feelings around social tolerance.

But "uncomfy"???! I viscerally fucking hate it. Disgusting word, completely undercuts the seriousness of the discussion.

All of which is entirely a me problem and at least partly the synaesthesia but fuck me blue, I'd be so happy if it fell back out of usage

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[mallalada]

i hear lord of the mysteries is good. whos got the down low on best place to read lord of the mysteries

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

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[mallalada]

wow theyre really going hard on the halo imagery from day 1 huh

[mallalada]

it might be time to admit that i have too many shoes

[mallalada]

[mallalada]

fucking unbelievable thrift pull yesterday btw

you wish you were meeeee :3

[chainmail-butch]

Images that go hard as fuck

[mallalada]

[mallalada]

if sexual fantasies and kink scenarios where someone wants to be stripped of power and hurt and at the mercy of someone else are totally fine but sexual fantasies and kink scenarios where someone wants to put someone else at their mercy and do the hurting are evil and bad then uh. you want one of the participants to not enjoy having sex and feel bad about it the whole time? whos the asshole here again

[mallalada]

im just calling all underwear panties from now on idc

[mallalada]

why do i need a compsci degree and my finger on the pulse of the technosphere to buy a fucking laptop

[mallalada]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to upload all my assignments as pdfs

[mallalada]

overheard my dad cautioning my teenage brother against liking "girly" drinks like the neighbour boys and getting into beer instead #dadmoment