I hope my neighbors realize I live with two cats.
"No! We do not climb on legs!"
"Goddammit! Boobs are not for jumping!"
"Awww, are you licking my face? You're so cute."
"Did you just bite my butt?! You're an asshole."
"Are you watching Mommy poop? Aren't you precious."
"Stop biting my feet!"













