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chloe-gunther:

“Ah, yeah, the lovely perks of having older siblings. My mom was that way; she gave up eventually as well. Oh, she’s young, but that’s sweet. I remember when my niece and nephew were that young. Yeah, I mean it would make sense. That’s what I always assumed, but I could be wrong. I don’t know, most of my friends are smarter than me to be completely honest, but I can say I’m not Patrick level dumb. That’s so true, he is very chill. With that life, I think I would be too. Ha, could be, maybe that’s why I always liked him so much.”

“I’m just glad I ended up leaving a few years ago and stopped talking to them, it’s like most of the stress of my life disappeared after that. I don’t think they cared that much considering they never tried to call me or anything after I left without telling them. I miss when she was a baby, she was so tiny and I could cuddle her as much as I want. Most of the time now whenever I try to cuddle her she’ll be fine for five minutes then want to run off and play. Most of my friends are smarter than me too, well book smart anyway, I think I’m more street smart.”

#{ convo; chloe }

alaskakys:

“Nice, don’t go down without a fight– that’s my motto. Maybe they just wanted to stand out from the crowd? Frankenstein is overdone, nobody care’s about that shit any more. Not that I’m validating turning people into centipedes, ‘cause that’s fucked up. Pot makes even the dumbest things tolerable, at the time I thought it was the sickest movie ever. It also made me hungry. That’s a question I don’t even wanna know the answer to so if you google it and end up on some weird human centipede fetish website please don’t tell me.”

“If I end up having nightmares about this shit happening to me I’m blaming you. If that was there intent they definitely stood out from the crowd and crossed that borderline between scary and creepy as fuck. Picturing a human centipede is both disturbing and hilarious now that I think about it. You know what’s really rad to watch when you’re high, Alice in Wonderland. I’m pretty sure I thought I was actually there and falling into this black abyss at some point. You brought up this subject why shouldn’t I tell you?”

#{ convo; alaska }#i refuse to watch any of them omg idt i could sit through them

i’ve been christmas shopping non stop i’m gonna diiie

#{ ooc; }

alaskakys:

“You never know, they could be willing to compromise. If you’re already in that situation you won’t have anything to lose by asking. I dunno, he was a mad scientist so it didn’t have to make sense. Maybe it was some weird fetish thing. And yeah, basically. They also drugged them, I think, but I was high when I watched it so I don’t remember it vividly.”

“If I’m ever in that position I’m just gonna try to kill the guy that’s trying to do this to me. Normal mad scientists try to make other humans, like Frankenstein, but this guy just had to turn up the weirdo knob and go full out with connecting everyone ass to mouth. If it was a fetish thing that would be a little more understandable than just wanting to do it for the hell of it. I think that’s a movie I’ll have be high for to watch. Was it based on some real life shit or did someone just make this up?”

#omg i ended up asking my boyfriend about it bc he's seen it and he told me all about it and i was dying #apparently there's two more movies after the first one and all three are on netflix #{ convo; alaska }

chloe-gunther:

“Really? Mine just didn’t care, but I’ve had friends with parents that did stuff like that so that’s not too surprising. Aw, you have a daughter? But that makes sense. True, though I mean, technically he does live under a rock so I think he’s supposed to be? Maybe. I guess if you care enough about someone, you can overlook their faults. Larry, yes, he had the original YOLO. Living like Larry sounds much better, in my opinion.”

“My parents thought it’d get me to study more so I could be more like my older siblings, that didn’t really work out though and they ended giving up on that dream at some point. Yeah, she’s one and a half and Spongebob is her new thing. Holy shit. I never thought of that. Maybe that’s why they make him so dumb, because he lives under a rock. I can’t believe I didn’t put that together. I don’t know about you, but if I knew someone that was Patrick dumb I couldn’t overlook that. The most unproblematic and chill character in there has to be Larry. He just worksout and chills at the beach all day. I bet that lobster smokes weed.”

#rn the only times i can watch whatever i wanna watch is late at night or when my nephew is taking a nap lol #{ convo; chloe }

isobelfck:

It was a spur of the moment kind of thing so I didn’t even think about getting a wet suit. I’ll be more prepared next time, that’s for sure. Do you surf professionally or is it just a hobby?

Did you end up wiping out and hitting your tit on something because that shit has to hurt. My boobs cringe just thinking about it. Professionally, it’s really the only thing I’m good at it.

#{ convo; isobel }

zocarvalho:

“Oh okay, I never watched Nick. I don’t think I even watched Disney so I’m not sure I have any clue on those types of shows.”

“You didn’t even watch Disney either? What kind of things did you watch then. Nick, Disney, and those kid shows on PBS were the only channels I remember watching when I was little.”

#{ convo; zoey }

ftcassiopeia:

“Never said it was a bad idea but I don’t know if you’d be in the mood for it like, I was testing the waters you knpw I’m always up for a drink and inappropiate touching. Darling, let’s face it; your little girlfriend has absolutely nothing on me as I’m a much better match. Mhm, I quite pride myself on being a good fuck so it doesn’t surprise me it was. Good, because you are.

“I think I can honestly say when it comes to you I’ll always be in the mood for it. I think this night calls for lots of drinks and inappropriate touching to our hearts content. In fact, when I opened the fridge today I saw lots of booze in there that wasn’t in there the day before. That’s definitely true, out of all the people I’ve dated none of them could compare to you, you’re definitely prettier than all of them. But the question is can you be even better than last time?”

#omg and if they do that to each other when they're sober just imagine what they do when they're drunk lmao #{ convo; cassiopeia }

fckoffares:

“Maybe you’re too shallow as you only hang out with attractive people. You need to stop spending time on the internet, child.”

“You’re right, maybe I should go out and find some ugly people to hang out with. I’d probably be doing them a favor though. I didn’t hear that stuff from the internet though. It was from that show on TLC, sex sent me to the ER. You won’t believe some of these weird ass stories.”

#{ convo; ares }

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#they're so cuTE omg #{ cass; }#{ mallie; }#otp: you've got me wrapped up #stealing your otp tag

ftcassiopeia:

“Get a few drinks in me and I’ll be all over you so it’s probably not a good idea if we’re not gonna fuck. I mean last time we didn’t need drinks but, yeah. Well I don’t love anyone so you should feel lucky.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing. In that case I think we both should drink, that way if my girlfriend finds out I can use ‘I was drunk’ as an excuse. Besides, when you and I slept together it was the best sex I’ve had so I wouldn’t mind doing it again. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.”

#omg i bet she does it every time they walk past each other #she probably grabs her ass but does it as if she's messing around when really she just wants to feel her butt lmao #and she's even more touchy feely when she's drunk #{ convo; cassiopeia }

fckoffares:

“I mean, you’re pretty but that would be awfully shallow of me, don’t you think? Befriending you ‘cause of your face. Your bizarre ideas are of my liking. I practically do that already, Lia. I mean, not as catdog but.”

“But usually people befriend other people because they’re pretty, then they end up getting to know him. That’s usually how it worked for me anyway, so maybe I am a tad bit shallow. If you think my ideas are bizarre now you should hear them when I’m drunk. I meant like catdog, but speaking of sex. I’ve heard stories of people getting stuck together and they had to go to the hospital to fix it. Since you and Alaska have sex so much I’m surprised that hasn’t happened to you guys yet. But if it ever does can you please tell me because I would love to see that shit.”

#{ convo; ares }

ftcassiopeia:

“I am not sure if I can listen to this any longer, you’re weird as fuck and that makes me love you more.”

“Get a few drinks in you and maybe you’ll be up to hearing more about this or maybe you can magically figure out how it’d work. Oh my god, maybe if I drew them I could see it better and find out. Awe, you love me? You usually never love anyone. I love you too!”

#one of mallie's many traits is that she's weird af apparently lmao #oh man that gif has rebirthed me honestly #{ convo; cassiopeia }

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#listEN i'm highkey shipping cass and mallie bYE #{ cass; }#{ musings; }

fckoffares:

“This is probably the main reason as to why I befriended you, Lia.”

“Because of my never ending questions for cartoons? And here I thought it was because I was so damn pretty. Can you imagine being connected with someone and sharing a body with someone?”

#{ convo; ares }

ftcassiopeia:

“I can’t believe you made me listen to that question with my own two ears.”

“Then I don’t think you wanna hear some of the theories I have about how they actually go to the bathroom. Maybe it’s something simple like they both just share a dick and they have to pee twice as much as any other creature since they both eat. And I think cats have retractable penises so maybe that’s why no one ever sees it. But I don’t have a clue where the asshole could be.”

#at this point idk if mallie's high or if this is her normally lmao #{ convo; cassiopeia }

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