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@mallorybye
Anybody happen to know where my sister is?
Her name is Iris. Um. She was blonde last time I saw her… She might have changed since then.
Oh- I know of Iris. I don't know her personally though, and I haven't seen her recently. Sorry I can't be much help.
@pieceofcandy: @mrichardson damn. i don't like funerals. especially for ppl i care about. nO FUNERALS FOR ANYONE NOPE.
@mrichardson: @pieceofcandy become a wizard and make everyone reappear
Anybody happen to know where my sister is?
I would be really grateful.
Who's your sister?
@pieceofcandy: did triv kill everyone in town im
@mrichardson: @pieceofcandy i think so sigh
It’s pretty good. I have ice cream in my freezer, I think. I hope my mom bought some.
If not you can always go out for a coldstone run.
Spending my Friday night with a stack of DVDs, pizza and various snacks. I’m so cool.
Sounds like the perfect night to me. The only thing that could make it better is if you had ice cream.
@maddoxthefox: @mrichardson wot r u tlkin bout
@maddoxthefox: @mrichardson wow don't talk 2 me this shit is hard okay. you're on like, my mom's level.
@mrichardson: @maddoxthefox u made that sound dirty i
@mrichardson: @maddoxthefox only gangstas get to where im at so p much ur mom is a g
@maddoxthefox: @mrichardson that's not the only thing that's hard.
@maddoxthefox: @mrichardson have you ever tried playing candy crush on level 132? Impossible, man.
@mrichardson: @maddoxthefox you naughty.
@mrichardson: @maddoxthefox pfft im on level 172, get on my level~
@mrichardson: flappy bird is hard.
@captainlyle: @mrichardson just naturally clumsy
@mrichardson: @captainlyle i feel u
@captainlyle: @mrichardson i need one of those too
@mrichardson: @captainlyle your legs have a habit of going to sleep too? or are you just naturally clumsy?
That’s a weaklings way to eat nerds. You gotta be real boss about it.
I would if I had a car… And a license… That’s true, but I really wanna keep my money. If I’m dead I won’t even need it.
Damn, guess my street cred just dropped since I don't eat my nerds like a boss. I fucked up.
Let me guess, too lazy to go out and get your license? Good point- take karate classes so if someone tries to mug you, you can kick their ass.
@mrichardson: i've fallen and i can't get up bc my legs fell asleep i need life alert
Wait, you mean it’s not a real thing?
Dang it.
Unfortunately not. But I'm thinking up a plan to make it a reality.
Nerds always give you that rank soar throat though after you down like four boxes. Bummer we’re poisoning our clients.
Gotta go buy the tickets don’t I? That means walking to 7-11 though. I don’t know about that. I don’t like walking very much, plus the place has gotten robbed like six times in the last four months.
Yeah. That should be fixed. I don't get that aftertaste usually though because I usually let the specks just dissolve instead eating them fast like.
Always can just drive? Getting robbed should be the least of your worries when you live here of all places.
Start with the wonder ball and work up. Maybe I’ll just sprinkle nerds onto everything. It seems like that’s all Willy does anyways. Those licorice sticks with nerds all over.
Rats. I had the whole thing planned out too. Basically, when I’d bring the kids in I’d choose all of them to be my little helpers and then I’d end up never having to do anything.
That is true. And nerds are literally the simplest things ever anyways. Basically just little color coated sugar specks.
Well, shit. That was a good plan too. Maybe you can win the lottery and then it can still all happen.
Your problem solving skills are A+. Anything for candy. But there are so many different kinds of candy, I wouldn’t know where to start.
True… Shame I don’t have any money.
Why thank you- Not to toot my own horn but I do think problem solving is one of my strongest talents. Hm that is a dilemma, but I think at least for me nothing is more basic and more delicious than a wonder ball. So I'd start with that.
Darn. Guess you can never be Willy Wonka then.
