Claire Keane
Today's Document
pixel skylines
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
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Product Placement
Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@thejemimajackson
Yes ma’am. It’s about an hour show at the cafe and I sing acoustic covers. You can come and go but it’s just like a late night performance thing while eating your dinner and I’ve gotten good comments about it. But my friend is going to be playing now with me so it’s going to sound really great.
Huh. That sounds pretty cute, actually.
What sort of acoustic stuff do you sing?
I wish Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory was a real thing.
Wait, you mean it's not a real thing?
Dang it.
My upcoming shows at the cafe are going to be amazing, well I least hope so. But I’m really excited about the set list and yeah you should come soon and then for my birthday show.
Shows?
Ready to get baked.
Pass that here.
Definitely too sick to go to school tomorrow.
By sick, do you mean hungover?
Seems as if I missed a pretty big party last night..
So did I.
Sucks, huh?
Who wants to join me for a drink?
[shrugs] I guess I could.
Ooh, spooky. [smirks]
Yeah. Have you heard anything like that here?
[hesitates, biting her lip, a habit which means she's deep in thought] Uh-huh. There was this weird voice earlier, which said something about...George? [shakes her head, as if clearing it of the thought] Weird.
I think something whispered in my ear last night.
Ooh, spooky. [smirks]
I feel like having some fun.
Any ideas?
You could always party with the queen of fun. [gestures to herself, obviously joking] Or go paintballing. Paintballing is also fun.
Well, It’s ok. It really depends on what mood I’m in and if I can be bothered to go out. It’s a good way to keep fit.
I can kinda see the whole fit thing.
I prefer circuits, though. More variety.
Just spent nine hours on creepypasta
Nope, but I think you have the Razzie awards by the balls this year
But to be fair, I have Rear of the Year in the bag.
[ somewhere, out there, Harley heard it. ] His name is George.
What the fuck?
[Is out running. Stops for a break.]
I never got the whole jogging thing.
I mean, do you actually find it fun?
Just spent nine hours on creepypasta
If Leonardo Dicaprio still doesnt have an Oscar, you definitely arent even nominated.
Poor Leo.
Not even for Best Supporting Actress?
Just spent nine hours on creepypasta
You clearly suck at pretending. Try a little harder next time.
Damn, you saw through my Oscar-winning performance.
