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@malloryhey
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Yeah like I’d much rather be covered in Dr.Pepper than… than gravy?
I think you've managed to think of the worse thing. Gravy has the grossest consistency ever...
Well I mean, you could be covered in something worse right?
I guess that's true. I can think of lots of worse things...
I thought my brother was being nice by giving me a soda. But apparently he shook it up before he gave it to me, so guess who's covered in Dr. Pepper now?
So, I got a job at Forever 21. Am I cool now, or?
Whoa, that's so cool! I bet you'll get a ton of discounts and stuff!
Sounds like you’ll just have to memorize your chords. You might be better starting with that, yo.
Yeah, where my fingers go and the order of the them! I think I'll give it a rest for tonight. Playing guitar is hard work!
You know what I honestly don’t care if it’s normal or not, now I know I’m not the only one who suffers from this disability, therefore I am relieved.
We can be in this together! But, wow...I can't believe I never noticed this before.
Play it for me? I might be able to help—
Okay, I'll try it. Uhh...B minor, D, ...A, um...G, B—wait B minor! Ugh, I keep forgetting were my fingers go!
I’ve never really noticed this, but I just realized that I can’t raise my eyebrows without flaring my nostrils.
Wow, I just did it and I'm pretty sure my nostrils are flaring. I'm hoping this is a normal thing?
…No, not at all. If I were you, I’d give up.
Way to be negative... Well, I'm going to keep trying anyway! I have faith I'll get it at some point.
Have you ever tried those online sites that teach how to play?
Yeah! I'd been trying to learn the cords to Counting Stars, but it sounds nothing like the song at this point.
Well, yeah, uhh. That’s pretty much true and as long as you’re having fun, there’s no harm, right?
Exactly! I mean it's just for fun, you know? Do you play?
I’ve been watching the neighbor’s kid for the last few hours and I’ve been watching nothing but Finding Nemo for the past six hours. I’m to the point where I can quote it word for word. The boy’s too adorable to say no, though.
That movie is too cute, so it could be worst!
It doesn’t work like that Mallory. It’s almost the same as if you thought you could play cello because you play violin.
But you hold a cello and a violin different! But you play a guitar and a uke the same. So a little different, but still similar. Right...
Exactly. Don’t give up!
I'm glad someone else can be positive! I don't know how people do this for a living though.
You’re probably never going to get it right since that’s an ukulele.
A uke is like a mini guitar! Simliar enough.