trial captain mallow

INDIE TRIAL CAPTAIN MALLOW ROLEPLAY BLOG.

[mallowofalola]

MALLOWFALOLA & AUREAJUNIPER have found a new home @gottamuseemall. (also including other Pokemon muses.)

[mallowofalola]

MALLOWFALOLA & AUREAJUNIPER have found a new home @gottamuseemall. (also including other Pokemon muses.)

[mallowofalola]

V-Neck Printed Camisole 

Printed Kimono Dressing Gown

Fruit Print Pyjama Shorts Set

[aureajuniper]

MALLOWFALOLA & AUREAJUNIPER have found a new home @fateandfury​ (a multimuse with pokemon, disney, ocs and more)

[aureajuniper]

MALLOWFALOLA & AUREAJUNIPER have found a new home @fateandfury​ (a multimuse with pokemon, disney, ocs and more)

[aureajuniper]

Sorry for the disappearance. I’ve been busy setting up @fateandfury. I won’t be around for a while though, I don’t know when I’ll be back but I’ll be sure to keep you all informed.

[sunglasses-kitaro]

[mallowofalola]

“The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”

Dad Jokes  {Sentence Starters}

The Trial Captain stood in the middle of the jungle with the shovel in her hand as she was getting ready to plant some more berries for the Pokemon that was under her care for Lush Jungle.“... seriously?” She couldn’t help but muster the laugh that was threatening up her throat however. That was actually A LITTLE funny. Mallow shook her head and extended her hand and offered the other the shovel. “Get shovelling then, show me the invention in all it’s ground-breaking glory.”

[mallowofalola]

“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”

Dad Jokes  {Sentence Starters}

The grass type trainer looked at the ranger as he decided to make a pun out of their location {and the moon for some reason} but she got it regardless. The waitress moved the platter up to her mouth and gave a laugh behind the silver. “Good one!” That was almost on par, if not better, than Principal Oak’s Pokemon puns.Placing the glass of water down onto the table she twirled to walk away with Steenee by her feet. “Well we hope you find better atmosphere here than on the moon~”

[rpmemes-galore]

Dad Jokes  {Sentence Starters}

“Hi, hungry. I’m dad.”

“Don’t buy velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”

“The rotation of earth really makes my day.”

“What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”

“The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhh.”

“Make you a sandwich? Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

“5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”

“How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”

“What time did the man go to the dentist? —- Tooth hurt-y.”

“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”

“What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”

“I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!”

“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!” 

“I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”

“Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.”

[allisteranim]

Headcanon Kiawe is bad at asking out girls but spills the beans to Lana and Sophocles about how he’s got this lame crush on Mallow and they waste NO time telling her and he just

[hepburnaudrey]

[hakureimaiden-a]

@ventusdraconis

[mallowofalola]

I’m sorry guys. I’ve spent a good majority of today in tears and just really feeling down. I promise I’m not ignoring anyone. It’s just been a bad day all around for me. I’ll get to starters and replies when I can.

[mallowofalola]

@aspearbarry liked for a starter

“Alola, good morning,” the grass trainer quickly said waving her way towards the blond. “Would you,” she breathed before handing forward a menu for the cafe, “care for a free breakfast.” Mallow finally stopped and began to settle her breathing now that she was no longer running. “The cafe is doing a trial of new dishes and we’re looking for volunteers to try them out.”

[mallowofalola]

Iconing my little marshmallow again but like this for a starter and she’ll hula dance her way over to you!!

[paciflos]

hey can i get a boost?? i’m finally feeling lillie again and i’m almost reaching 500 follows!

[mallowofalola]

I’m in complete and utter misery.