Finna Woke™

i’m back from the dead

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[acoolsuggestion]

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

[sohm-al]

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

[probiotics]

[unclefather]

It’s not our business

[sixpenceee]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

[slightmood]

mom: who the hell finished all the snacks

me:

[anxietyproblem]

[dumbgay]

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

[jaoxn-deactivated20141121]

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

hey guys just passing through

[stingespoilero]

He’s gone. (From Stefan’s wife’s facebook page.)

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]