mal says stuff

i say a lot of stuff i think. (rant/jabber blog, main is somniphobiainc) Dionysus saves 🍇🐆🍷🐂🕺🌈🎊🎭 CREATOR OF HELTINGVILLE AU!! PLEASE ASK ME QUESTIONS!!

[malsaysstuff]

Hai everypony its me mal. the guy ever. uhhh yeah. I redid my intro post.

Anyways SHIT ABOUT ME

- yume with absolute bootyhole taste in men . Im sharing w most everyone, please be nice gang.

- gothical numetalhead (favs are korn and sisters of mercy) + lifestyle jiraidanshi

- trans guything + cinthean + nebularose + fictosexual + yume and also objectum (im very normal about assault rifles :3). I'm functionally aroace, i just want my yumes and a gun, please.

- i love my tim💜 #mytim

- painfully autistic(need tonetags!!) + agoraphobic + greatly suspecting bpd and schizospec. Interact accordingly. Also a system because of course I am.

- my main thing is eltingville club. I like other things but eltingville is my thing and its very near and dear to my heart and you get it its highkey one of my special interests. Coming in second as far as fandom is postal and crk AND MARBLE HORNETS OH MY GOD I LOVE MARBLE HORNETS TIM WRIGHT SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME TIM-

- my other special interest is axolotls!!

- my grammar is trash and i forget how to type sometimes.

- i am a freaky weirdo and behave accordingly.

- i'm helpol!! devotee of dionysus, aphrodite, hestia, hekate and selene :3

- inventor of the terms 'schlorbo schleebie' and 'heeble deeble' i invent a lot of words actually and my diction is just better

- chronically in pain and fatigued </3

- i also made the heltingville au btw. asks about it are open and welcome :)

TAGS:

#malposting - regular tag

#just hellenic things - helpol tag

#rp bullshit - rp posts if you want that

#heltingville au - shit pertaining to heltingville

#mal is a big fat homo - me being fucking gay as shit(usually about fictional men)

#selfship bullshit - me being gay exclusively about fictional men

#mal is a simple man - the simple things i enjoy

#the united states of my coporeal form are one again harming innocent socialists(me) - all of the ways my body fucking hates me!! today, chronic pain and the longest period of my life, tomorrow who fucking knows? I sure don't!!(i hate it here)

[malsaysstuff]

Guys my banner is no longer stolen valor im a trekkie now

[rxccoonboo2]

auhg

[somniphobiainc]

I've decided to use both of my mains now for talking. Anyways im graduating sunday so

This took me 2 days btw im very proud of this

[livingdeadbxy]

Hello there

[malsaysstuff]

[malsaysstuff]

Like if you're a pretzel fan, reblog if you're a pretzel enjoyer

[rxccoonboo2]

friend likikg my metalocalypse rbs #MAL WATCH METALOCALYPSE

[malsaysstuff]

I WILL WHEN I CAN TRUST

[malsaysstuff]

Everyone get weirder about pete with cotards NOW!!!!!!!!

[aedearly]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[malsaysstuff]

Fuck my stupid cripple life man

[malsaysstuff]

I love this gc

[stitchyysmain]

PROMISESSSS OF WHAT I SEEMED TO BE, ONLY WATCHED THE TIME, GO BYYYYYYY

[malsaysstuff]

ALL OF THESE THINGS YOU SAID TO MEEEEEEE

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1]

@malsaysstuff

[malsaysstuff]

FUUUCK YEAH

@heftyj4m @stitchyysmain @icingsugar-arii @nose-spider3 @rxccoonboo2

[stitchyysmain]

BTW. Let me know if you wanna join my discord server for my OC world. It's cool. And uh. I'm starting to stream my art in VC. Yeah. Thank

Oh and also I have just a art server for people who want a cool art community to show art. Yepperoni

[malsaysstuff]

Compression socks and liquid iv will probably save me

[malsaysstuff]

All the questions for Plaine 🩶

BET!!!!!

1. why does your f/O go to parties?? Are they just there because you brought them with you or something else?

Pre epilogue: drugs.

Post epilogue: someone he knows is hosting it.

In both cases, he stays for a grand maximum of 2 1/2 hours before irish goodbyeing everyone

2. how much alcohol can your f/O drink before being COMPLETELY drunk?? If you f/o doesn't drink at parties, do they cheer their friends who do like saying stuff like "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!"

He has a pretty high tolerance so i'd say at least several shots

3. does your f/O enjoy crowded spaces? Do you?

Only when inebriated 💜

4. how energetic is your f/O at parties???? Do you keep up with their energy?

Sliding scale. It's either just standing around being a wallflower or making a fool of himself

5. does your f/O ever toast at celebrations? Do you ever do that?

Only at weddings(he's been to a grand total of 4 in his entire life)

6. would you look at that! There's a karaoke area! What would your f/o do right then and there?

Laine would have to force him to participate but he's either singing some metal/rock song or some white girl pop. Trust me on this one.

7. does your f/O get easily lost in crowd's? How about you?

Yes 💜 pete and laine are basically on top of each other the entire time because of this

8. how does your f/o feel about bright colors? Do you two share the same opinion?

Hurts his eyes. Laine not so much but he does prefer muted colors as well

9. do you and your f/o match when going to parties? How do you two dress?

They either dress like bums or they're in the nicest clothes ever conceived with absolutely no in between

10. does your f/o lose or gain energy after a party? How hyper or tired do they get?

His ass has to sit in total silence with the lights off for like 30 minutes afterwards. He makes Laine join him after roughly 15 minutes ofc bur still.

[somniphobiainc]

Pokes at you. Licks you ALLLLLLL over. Anyway, got some Plaine questions for you to spread the joys and whimsies of selfshipping. HOORAH, HOORAH!!!!!

1. If they ever had an official "first date", what was it? And what is their ideal date?

2. If they ever wanted to get married, who would they invite? Would it be a courthouse wedding or a open wedding?

3. What's their favorite movies? And what genre, or actors?

And lastly, 4. First impressions of eachother, and/or their friendgroups?

- 🩶

1. The closest thing i can think of to their 'first date' would be them just watching gore videos on Pete's computer and being gay about it

2. Pete calls the club and asks if they're free for a couple hours to do something rq and just. Doesnt tell them its him and Laine getting married like a dork

3. Horror. Pete's down for whatever anytime but I think Laine has a preference for the weird experimental shit(or the necro files. he likes that too)

4. I think they were just happy to have someone else to look at bugs with // laine already knew josh and jerry separately outside of the club bc school but overall he's relatively neutral about the club.