😊😍😱👎😳😂😏😝😞😠😅😵👻💀❗️💩👀💔
😊 - a flirty text
mal: choke ;)
😍 - a love text
mal: don’t chokemal: at least not today anyway
😱 - a hyper text
mal: ok jsyk i did a lot of coke in a short amount of time but i’m pretty sure i can read peoples mindsmal: think of something quick i’ll guess what it ismal: EW what the fuck is wrong with you u fuckin furry
👎 - an irritated text
mal: shut up and eat my ass
😳 - a sexy text
mal: haha and then what ;)mal: haha and then what daddy** ;)
😂 - a drunk text
mal: I LOCVE YOU ASHERmal: These are my CONFESSIONSmal: Get it Because Ushermal: jsut When u thought u said all u could say.... Ur ex chick said she got one on the way :Dmal: I love U so much <3mal: an d ur litle alien. my godchild <3
😏 - a snarky text
mal: i’m coldmal: where are u now that i need u(r eyebrows)
😝 - an excited text
mal: i went up a cup size…mal: omg what if its bc i’m pregnant?mal: we could start a mom club !!
😞 - an anxious text
mal: u haven’t told me to shut up in 28 hoursmal: not that i really care but are u ok
😠 - an angry text
mal: WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER
😅 - an accidental text
mal: be nice to asher you shedevilmal: that was for chloemal: i’m not resending it i hope she kicks ur ass
😵 - an exhausted text
mal: i’m literally just tryna get a nut bust
👻 - a scary text
mal: if u don’t tell me about ur porn preferences i’m going to be forced to make another assumption… this time it’s gonna be the handcuffs AND some knives.
💀 - a morbid text
mal: i was thinking about how cool it would be if u caught one of chloe’s diseases and u got like a really nasty rash and like those sores on ur face right ?mal: what if they were like in ur eyebrows n when they healed u had all these bald patches ? that would be so funny…mal: like at least when ur dead i’ll be able to think back on the good times like this and laugh <3
❗️ - an urgent text
mal: did u take the fuckin key from my drawersmal: i need help i’m cuffed to my bed
💩 - a shitty text
mal: connor has been in the bathroom for 2 hours
👀 - a creepy text
mal: getting my first tattoo today !mal: where do u want ur eyebrows ?mal: my ass or my hip ?
💔 - a heartbreaking text
mal: chloe’s eyebrows are better than yours
