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this is an intro post etc etc. every headmate will likely tag posts they reblog or make with their name and we'll also tag each others names if a post reminds us of each other in some way. this current layout (both banner and icon) is from the webcomic bittersweet candy bowl ^^

we're a system of an uncountable number and the front roster shifts around constantly. youre allowed to ask any of us questions about like anything we like talking

dnis arent super helpful so we wont make a super indepth one but anti-endos piss off. we're traumagenic we just dont like you. we'll block anyone we dont like but for the sake of those who want to know our stances: we're anti-misogyny, anti-racism, anti-zionism, anti-antisemitism, anti-queerphobia of any kind, etc etc and also hate the fetishization/romanticization of incest and pedo/zoo/necrophilia but staunch sex negativity and hatred for any dark media is not welcome here either. we consider ourselves to be feminists and also believe that nuance does Not equal just letting anything slide. 🩷

since this blog doesnt have many followers, we reblog all donation posts to our main @cottonskittles where theyll get more attention

#intro post #<- fur easy future finding #lamb.og #critter.og

slutstarlet

#fave #critter.rb

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

empurressnepetaiii

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

ooppo

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

#critter.rb #fave

turing-tested

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

cobblepottery

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

toastybugguy

#this post much more succinctly gets down the reason why i dont like any rhetoric #that boils down to 'your experience sounds like x so i believe youre actually z even though you say youre s'#like this applies to orientation too #its all just emotions #if someone says theyre elated you wouldnt be like um i think youre just happy #critter.rb

apolladay

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

Voting ended onJun 3

heliophile-oxon

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

#i generally care less about the bathroom being dirty?#i keep it clean enough to be bearable for me #and rarely are there issues that come from a mild level of grime in the bathroom #i have seen roaches in our kitchen before :/#and mold spreading is awful and so quick #ill take the constantly clean kitchen #critter.rb #the only thing that really makes me consider a forever clean bathroom is that the litterbox is in there #but still. theres so damn much in the kitchen

crittertalez

some of yall need to stop trying to define other peoples orientations and genders for them. drop how smug you are about it too

crittertalez

like idk. this community is so big and wonderful and i think its beautiful that so many people have these unique ways of identifying and that theres so many choices we all have. theres so many paths someone can go down to understand themselves. i cant believe theres people who want to restrict that. who say no, theres only so few ways to identify, and if it feels wrong to you youre the bigot, youre the one who just doesnt get it. identify how i want you to. your feelings dont matter as much as my perception of them from the outside. get in the box. no, not the one you want to sit in. the one i want for you.

#critter.og #like i say this as someone who does identify with the broader labels as well #i identify as a lesbian and nonbinary and genderfluid and aromantic and asexual #and i Also identify as genderfae and abro and catgender and all this other shit people look at and go 'youre just nonbinary' 'youre just bi #like oh my god! shut up! i know myself better than you do!#and its so stupid. because god. where have i heard 'just make a choice' before #i wonder where the rhetoric came from. it smells awfully recycled

some of yall need to stop trying to define other peoples orientations and genders for them. drop how smug you are about it too

#inspired by all the people who seem to think identifying as something other than bi is like automatically biphobic #and everyone who identifies as pan or omni or some other niche 'attracted to multiple genders' label is just bi and in denial #and the only reason they wont identify as bi is because they hate bi people #and its like oh my fucking god . someone elses sexuality isnt up to you #are *some* of these people biphobic with incorrect assumptions of what bi means? yes #are *all* of them? no! it isnt hurting you if someone identifies as pan instead of bi holy shit #you are not the other person it doesnt matter what it SOUNDS like to YOU because they arent you! do you understand that?#idk. it just annoys me as someone who uses both broader labels and more niche ones for my own understanding #i think everyone needs to stop being an asshole #'ummm i think you mean youre Bisexual. lol. your label is cringe and weird to me so its wrong. and in fact youre the bigot.' youre a tar pi #like yes bi doesnt actually mean attracted to just men and women #it can include nonbinary people. it automatically includes trans people #sometimes it means women and nonbinary people. sometimes it means men and nonbinary people #it can mean attraction to anyone and everyone #so yes other labels tend to have definitions that can easily also be how someone defines their bisexuality #and if someone knows all this and still prefers to call themself pan or omni or some niche mogai microlabel here #because the word sounds more right to them or they like the flag better or the specific wording just clicks with them #who cares. truly.#i dont identify with other labels because i think im too special for bi or whatever it just doesnt click the same way other labels do #its really that simple. ive done all of my self examination and ive still landed at a different result than what you wanted me to. boohoo #critter.og #thats a lot of tags but like uugghhhh. uuugggghhhh #sometimes i think someone is cool and then i come across a random post on their blog making fun of other queer people #for not conforming to the boxes they want and its like ohhhhh haha great. i almost forgot how hateful this community is #and its so stupid because queer people in real life are so much more accepting i know they are #i see pan flags at pride and ive even seen omni pins. an abro flag. once i saw someone with the polysexual flag on their water bottle #and it makes me feel so awful that i cant be with those people all the time #and im stuck in my house finding people online who are just so . hateful. and turn around and accuse You of being the bigot if you dont-#-fit in the way they want you to #its so stupid. its so shitty and upsetting and i hate it so bad. why do you feel entitled to someone elses identity

ciqqy

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

ciqqy

#critter.rb #how im looking after passing out for 24 hours

muppetshow2026

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

getbentdaily-deactivated2025122

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

muppetshow2026

will you ever forgive me

muppetshow2026

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

tobiasdrake

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

#critter.rb #fave

honeyscomet

Of these options, which word FEELS (based on sound/spelling/visual) like the Best fit for the creature depicted above?

Māo (猫)

Gato / Gata

Cat

Billi (बिल्ली)

Biral (বিড়াল)

Kot (кот) / Koshka (Кошка)

Neko (猫)

Kedi

Mèo

Otta (قطة)

Remaining time: 11 hours 45 minutes

#i like it when animals are named after the sound they make #feels very intuitive #so māo and mèo both get points #but i do think more cats go maow than meow #critter.rb

trashcangimmick

#critter.rb #fave

viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

animatedamerican

… I am unironically here for this

oldfilmsflicker

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

kabesattic

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

spicedtealeaves

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

#really good #critter.rb

gynandromorph

the amount of people who just primarily added over the top aave phrases as their tomodachi lingo because that's what they consider top tier funny clown talk is like. obscene. in a bad way

#around when it first released i saw someone with a white ass mii #who had the ending catchphrase type shit #and they didnt even know it was aave when i told them. like #critter.rb #tomodachi living the dream