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He'd spent all morning looking around for something nice. He didn't have any money, so he couldn't buy her anything but he knew if he looked hard he could spot something his mother would like. When he found what he was looking for, he was near ecstatic, and slipped back into the brothel without anyone noticing. Coming up behind her, he tugged on her dress, and held up a tiny, fragile blue flower. "Happy Mother's Day, Mama."

Kuchel had spent most of the morning asleep, recovering her strength after her latest customer. Lately she had been feeling much weaker, but with no means to treat whatever was wrong with her the most she could do was soldier on as always.

Soon after placing a fresh dress on the mother felt a light tug that she knew could only be one person. She turned around to see the love of her life holding a flower before him. Her face tightened slightly from pain as she kneeled down to his height. A delicate hand reached out to grab the small flower Levi had picked for her.

“Thank you my dear,” she said as a hand caressed his dirty cheek and hair. “This is the best gift I have ever gotten. Thank you.”

#mediocrity-unaccepted

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Don’t have a mother figure in your life for Mother’s Day? Do not worry because I, Kuchel Ackerman, am now your new mother! Remember to clean your room, always use a condom no matter what kind of do you are doing, and don’t talk to strangers! Dinner is at 6:30; go wash your hands before you sit down to eat.

#reblogging because it's mothers day #i am everyone's mother today

Slides her a box of chocolates. "Happy Mother's Day, mom."

Thank you son. *wraps her arms around him as she gives him a kiss on his forehead*

#lamecaptain

*offers a bouquet of bright flowers* Happy Mothers day, Ma'am. You did well with your son.

Aww, thank you sir. I’ll be sure to put them in some water as soon as I get home so they last as long as possible.

#commanderbolo

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With a playful grin upon his face, Chopper walked toward the girl, hoping that she wasn't too busy to spend some time with him. He had been alone for some time, but for whatever reason, seeing her face alone made him feel as though his boredom could be easily relieved. "Hey!" He shouted out as he gently placed his hoof upon her knee, hoping to get her attention.

The woman looked down at the talking creature, a look of disbelief in her face. “Are you a halucination from the medicine the proprieter gave me to ease my pain or a customer?” She had seen all sorts of customers but this one was by far the strangest.

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Chopper felt rather surprised that the young woman was so accepting of his appearance. Still, he hopped onto her bed beside her and sat off the side, hoping that she would allow him to stay for a while. He was certainly one to enjoy the company of others, especially when they were as sweet and lonely as she was.

“If you don’t get many visitors, I’d hate to plague you with loneliness again too soon. I’ll stay for as long as you’ll allow.” He said softly, smiling a bit wider at the beautiful woman before him. “Besides, I’ve always wanted a sibling and I’ve been looking for a place to stay. Do you need help around this place?”

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“I’m sorry…” Her smile was soft but the pain in her eyes gave away her true feelings. “We don’t even have enough food for ourselves. Taking on another per-”

“-son,” she had caught herself for a moment on the word, “here of all places would be impossible.” Her hand reached out to pat the top of his hat. It felt… Soft. None of her guests had ever worn something that nice.

“You can stay the night if you want. I’m afraid any longer would be bad for both our sakes.” Having friends did not put food on the table.

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With a playful grin upon his face, Chopper walked toward the girl, hoping that she wasn't too busy to spend some time with him. He had been alone for some time, but for whatever reason, seeing her face alone made him feel as though his boredom could be easily relieved. "Hey!" He shouted out as he gently placed his hoof upon her knee, hoping to get her attention.

The woman looked down at the talking creature, a look of disbelief in her face. “Are you a halucination from the medicine the proprieter gave me to ease my pain or a customer?” She had seen all sorts of customers but this one was by far the strangest.

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He was indeed a rather small one —- a body so tiny, it could have been a toddler’s own. taking note of the girl’s response, he had to be careful since even a delicate response could be dangerous when speaking to humans, with many trying to take Chopper’s own life out of paranoia.

“I’m not a hallucination. I’m a friend.” He explained softly, reaching his hoof forward in order to offer a handshake. “Do you mind keeping me company? I’ve been alone for too long.”

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She still wasn’t too sure about this - thing - in front of her. Usually anybody that called themselves a “friend” and said they wanted company were only interested in one thing. Maybe because of his height, which was nearly identical to her little baby Levi’s if not a bit bigger, she didn’t feel that that kind of company was what he was looking for.

“I don’t get many visitors anymore,” she said as her hand reached out to clasp the creature’s hoof. “Feel free to stay as long as you’d like.” Kuchel’s light body shifted on the bed, inviting the visitor to come sit down next to her.

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How has my little boy been today? *smooches Levi on the cheek in front of Erwin*

Mom please….i’m a 30 year old man.

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And you’re never too old to give your mommy a hug and a kiss.

#she's waiting levi

With a playful grin upon his face, Chopper walked toward the girl, hoping that she wasn't too busy to spend some time with him. He had been alone for some time, but for whatever reason, seeing her face alone made him feel as though his boredom could be easily relieved. "Hey!" He shouted out as he gently placed his hoof upon her knee, hoping to get her attention.

The woman looked down at the talking creature, a look of disbelief in her face. "Are you a halucination from the medicine the proprieter gave me to ease my pain or a customer?" She had seen all sorts of customers but this one was by far the strangest.

Hi mom, do lesbians have to use condoms too because ???

Lesbians don't have willies. Though they still need to use protection when they fiddle around with each other.

Don’t have a mother figure in your life for Mother’s Day? Do not worry because I, Kuchel Ackerman, am now your new mother! Remember to clean your room, always use a condom no matter what kind of do you are doing, and don’t talk to strangers! Dinner is at 6:30; go wash your hands before you sit down to eat.

#i am everyone's mother now