The House of Mayhem & Chaos

yogi | mom | beertender | wannabe rock star | stay-at-home gypsy | d.i.y-er | home brewer

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Embrace everything. #flawsome (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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Back to the #pixiecut. This is how I feel most comfortable and the most like myself. I feel beautiful with short hair because there's no pretense and nothing for me to hide behind, which is exactly what I do with my hair. It's always a battle for me and I'm not very adept at styling, so this is exactly what I need. No fuss, no muss, and I can let my face shine. I feel feminine and sexy. Every woman finds her own beauty and this is mine. @therefinedwoman you inspire me to be authentic and true to myself. And a HUGE thank you to Dallas Lonn at Jojo's Salon in @historic_kennewick for taking me back to myself. 😘🙌🏼✨💇🏻 (at Jojo's Salon)

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A delicious, motley crew of #sourbeers and #saisons from the beer cellar. ✨🍺🍻👊🏼 #craftbeer #craftbrew #allforme #chickswhodrinkcraftbeer #beerlover #womendrinkingbeer #tattooedbeerdrinker (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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The afternoon light is just perfect in my little #yoga corner. #paimei is basking, and he never basks. I think I'll take a note from Pai Mei and do a little sunshine basking myself. Happy Labor Day! ✨🌞🔮🕉📿 (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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I FINALLY got around to creating a little #yoga practice space for myself today. 📿💕🕉🙏🏼✨🔮 #yogaeverydamnday #yogaathome #createspace #heavilymeditated #yogagoals #tattooedyogi (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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My view right now is pretty darn awesome. #sundayfunday #backyardparadise #alwaysbarefoot #pnw #upperleftusa #jungalowstyle #gardenista (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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How in the world did you get so big? You were just tiny babies yesterday. You are shining lights, my little Sunshine Boys. Now you can be bright for the rest of the world to see. I could not be more proud of you guys. You got this! Happy first day of 1st Grade. ✨💕👊🏼✨ (at Amistad Elementary School)

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I think I finally rebuilt the desk so it is "Twin Proof." Thanks @mef51 for helping me brainstorm! 🙌🏼👊🏼💪🏼🔨#icandoit #twinproof #iftheybreakitagainimdone #wecanthavenicethings (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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Yesterday I built this awesome desk for the boys since they head to 1st grade on Tuesday. Today Harry accidentally tore it off the wall, completely ripping the anchors from the wall. 😳😫☹️😤 #icanteven #whydoitry #wecanthavenicethings #havekidstheysaid #itllbefuntheysaid (at The Mos Eisley Cantina)

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Unemployment at its finest. FYI, that jar WAS full of wine... #unemployed #recipes #kindle #oldschoolplanner #wineinajar #dontjudgeme #monday (at Mos Eisley Cantina)

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Yoga level: cat. #yoga #catsofinstagram #yogacat #yogagoals #alastairmeowley #caturday (at Mos Eisley Cantina)

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For all the #haters.

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So, this just happened. 🚃#sanfrancisco #california #sanfranfamily #nocal #bayarea

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Don't I look relaxed? #Cali agrees with me, I think. 😌🌞😎#California #napa #napastateofmind #zen #bliss (at Calistoga Inn Restaurant & Brewery)

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Bend, don't break. Had to do a little bendy #sdy in #bendoregon. #yogaeverydamnday #yogaeverywhere #tattooedyogi #Namaste #yogamama #yoga #yogaoutdoors #yogaoregon #vacationyoga #pnwyoga @11exhale (at Bend, Oregon)

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Nothing better than an afternoon spent with a dear friend. Great conversation over great food and a couple of @dogfishbeer #Namaste brews. Love you @ashlannbishop, to the moon and back. 🚀🌝🌎🍻 (at Richland, Washington)

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I'm all ready for #yoga in the park with @_whitney.davis, but my kiddos are using this morning as the ONLY morning they've ever slept past 9AM! 😳 Thank goodness this yoga class is super chill and we can come late! Love you, Whitney! Hopefully see you soon! 💪🏼🙏🏼😬🙌🏼😂 #yogaeverydamnday #heavilymeditated yoga pants: @americaneagle #tattooedyogi #yogamama #familyyoga (at Mos Eisley Cantina)