Y'all didn't think I was gonna put out that potty propaganda and not refute it! Here's a song all about how diapers are the best! Make sure to sing along, stinker. 💩
Do you see my diaper? Isn't it nice?
No potty for me, Don't ask me twice.
Soft and comfy, it’s my favorite wear,
I love my diaper, I just don’t care!
Diaper time! It’s where I’ll stay!
I love my diaper, hip-hip-hooray!
When I feel a tingle, I’ll just let it be,
Why use the potty? I love my diapee-ee!
The potty is small, and it feels so cold,
My diaper is warm when it's nice and full.
No need to sit or flush it away,
I’ll keep my diaper, hooray, hooray!
Diaper time! It’s where I’ll stay!
I love my diaper, hip-hip-hooray!
When I feel a tingle, I’ll just let it be,
Why use the potty? I love my diapee-ee!
Friends say I should try, but I just smile,
In my soft diaper, I’m happy a while.
When I want to play, I don’t want to stop,
So I’ll use my diaper, right up to the top!
Diaper time! It’s where I’ll stay!
I love my diaper, hip-hip-hooray!
When I feel a tingle, I’ll just let it be,
Why use the potty? Diapers are for me!
So here I am, with a big happy grin,
In my big diaper, let the fun begin!
Potty? No thanks, I’m happy and free,
I’ll go in my diaper, just wait and see!