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@mamuushi
#mamuushi; an independent roleplay blog for yukako, chizuru, usagi and chisato — four women (&they) involved un/consciously in each other’s lives & in a fictional crime setting in japan and korea, but with flexible verses. mature themes will be present, beware !
hiatus until mid - november or longer !
carrd. memes.
coming back on a fresh blog, old - ish new muses found right here .
coming back on a fresh blog, old - ish new muses found right here .
want to get back to tumblr rping! but will come with a new blog + single muse!
i miss miss yuka ....
hello peeps ! this is just a post to say i will be on hiatus until mid - november maybe longer. i'll pop in time to time to answer things, so it won't be a full on hiatus, but just making this post so you all know !
Oh thank god that explains why I was so horny THANK GOD!!!
「 💬 > kota wota 」 — ❝ that fully depends on if im in the mood anymore when your done so no promises. ❞
「 💬 > kota wota 」 — ❝ you still remember the door code though ? ❞
「 💬 > kota wota 」 — ❝ bring me some ice cream ? ❞
[ 💬 sms > eunbi ] : ill get u in the mood 4 sure :p
[ 💬 sms > eunbi ] : yea … what flavor you want?
chizuru has been glued to her client's side the whole evening despite knowing that rae was present in the establishment. the times they happen to be in a close proximity, chi-chan shies away and turns her attention to cling on the man's arm even more intensively.
it's not that rae absolutely annihilated her previous (now deceased) client in her presence — her sister's in the yakuza after all— that bothers her, but how beautifully gorgerous she is. chizuru can't talk to beautiful women without making fool of herself. so she opts not to.
then @sturmboe's rae approaches her confidently: “ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ” and for once in the evening, chizuru has nowhere to run.
bewildered, yet pleasantly flattered, chi-chan pathetically lies: "rae! i haven't realized you've been here the whole time!"
continued from here. @dcrkfcngs
[ 💬 sms > eunbi ] : i cant do next hour, still got shit to do here
[ 💬 sms > eunbi ] : two hours max and im all urs
meme call for kota ! like this and i’ll send you a meme or two 🫶🏽
open to: anyone ! premise: kota is a (mute) shatei (lower - rank) in inagawa-kai crime syndicate. your muse has either mistakenly or deliberately taken a picture/filmed a video of his seniors and he has tracked them to destroy the evidence. somewhat based of the 2n plot idea from here !
he corners them in a dark alley, blocking the only way out. kota takes out a miniature notepad and pen and quickly writes down his demand. his handwriting's huge and crooked. but it gets the message across, or so kota hopes, reads: give me ur phone.
baby assassins are ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut pls write with my chisato!!<3
God, she’s annoying, he suddenly remembers just how much. Of course, everyone around is staring as she screams, gushes, and whatever she ( @mamuushi ) thinks she’s doing. She grabs his forearms, shaking him with all she got. "Oi—" he snaps, pulling his arms away from her overexcited grip. "Don’t touch the suit, it’s fresh from the dry cleaners," he says, smoothing it down with a practiced hand. "And for the record, I don’t have a crush on her." Sure, Kimura’s not blind to Yuka’s beauty, charms, body or that magnetic pull she has. But whatever. "I’m not twelve. But you are. Don't you have school or some shit?"
chizuru is, to some degree, aware of her annoying trait. to what degree, it's hard to tell, because her brain doesn't work overtime — simply works to what is needed of it, not calculations or difficult processes. in other words, she likes to keep things simple.
as if on cue, chi-chan starts smoothing down his wrinkled suit too. a primordial response she can't shake. yakuza men like their suits excellent, clean, wrinkle - free. chi-chan knows that much.
"you have a crush on her, you have a crush on her, you have a crush on heeeeeeer," she sings, grabs his hands as she jumps in the place, up and down, like a middle school child. "i can already picture your future. living in a big-ass mansion with dozen of cute and fierce kids and — " cut off by kim's question, chizuru fakes a gasp, "take it back! take it back or that would make kaito a pedo - pedo - something!!"
EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
Alcohol & Drinking Sentences
(Sentences for muses who like to drink, sometimes perhaps a little too much. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You're not trying to ply me with wine to find out what I know, are you?"
"I would offer you a drink but it's very rare and expensive."
"If you keep drinking, you're going to get fired."
"I must say, I'd rather hoped 'tea' was code for something a little stronger."
"Are you hungover?"
"I like you better when you're drinking."
"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"
"You're a mean drunk."
"You drink too much. I get why, but I wish you wouldn't."
"I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch."
"Did I mention that I have been drinking?"
"Why are you drinking so much tonight anyway?"
"If I don't drink, then I start to feel - and I don't like what I feel."
"Would you like a drink?"
"Isn't there anyone you want to stay sober for?"
"I haven't been like this in a long time. Years."
"I'm not drunk!"
"I must be drunk already, telling you this sob story again."
"I'm not drinking to get drunk."
"A guy only gets that drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man - so, which is it?"
"You can't keep drinking yourself into oblivion!"
"I've been to a party. I'm a bit drunk."
"Some people swear by hair of the dog, but I refer nature's sponge: the egg."
"I think you've had enough to drink."
"May I have a drink now?"
"Why don't you have a glass of champagne?"
"I'm not used to doing this while sober."
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Are you trying to get me drunk?"
“ Not . . . necessarily, but I am a cat. Can't you tell? ” He dwells on it a moment, though he may be delusional he isn't stupid. The Kitty of Busan, Jihoon Yoon, was as much a human as any other. Legs swing down from where he found himself perched on a ( rusted ) fire escape, interested. “ Who's Usagi? ”
she nods her head, feverishly. "i know, mr. kitty. you are a cat, indeed." usagi truly believes this revelation, if it was a revelation in the first place. it's hard to tell, because there kitty is. a cat in human's body. usagi is, too, stuck in a human body.
"usagi is usagi." an index finger points at her chest, then at him, "and mr. kitty is mr. kitty."
