Get in losers we're going to Toy Zone

[theramblingdaydreamer-deactivat]

RED ALERT RED ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DEAR EVAN HANSEN COMES OUT TOMORROW, PEOPLE

GRAB YOUR TISSUES AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM BECAUSE THIS FANDOM IS ABOUT TO EXPERIANCE SOME ✨P A I N✨

[joysmercer]

gskjfdlksjf

[clericallyinsane]

BHSBDHDH

[icecreampizzer]

okay??!? OKAY!!! here’s a paul

[sickboywolfgang]

[highkey-lowkey-as-hell]

did you miss these? it's time for WATT AS THINGS I'VE HEARD AT SCHOOL (part 8)!!!!!!!

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riley: i saw five people get hit in the parking lot today-

cairo: hold on, FIVE?

riley: yeah, cuz they were on their phones!

cairo:

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annleigh, showing up with farrah at the sleepover: what am i gonna do? undrunk the man?

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annleigh: how do you feel?

farrah: i feel... sexy

kate: do you ever not feel sexy

farrah: sometimes i feel depressed

eva: the two genders: sexy and depressed

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kate, stealing marshmallows from eva's lucky charms: i like the rainbows

eva: of course you do

kate: ... eat the gay

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annleigh: i'm gonna water the plants and then i'm gonna go for a bike ride

chess: you should probably put on something other than a dress for a bike ride

eva: unless you wanna be one of those 1910s women!

farrah: ride your bike in a long victorian dress with your hair in a fancy updo, and a hat with a big hatpin so you can stab men

annleigh: i think i'll pass

kate: you sure? even the hatpin? so you can stab men?

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cairo: wait how do i not have anything you've said on the list? you say so much random shit

riley: woah woah woah using some strong words here i am intellectually incredible and my words shatter people's brain

cairo: see that's exactly what i'm talking about

riley: put that on the list bc i am god

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riley: i took my contacts out halfway through practice yesterday and hit less than ten wrong notes when i couldn't see my instrument!!!

mattie: *applause*

eva: wait but if you couldn't see, how did you get home...?

riley: ....

kate: RILEY!!!!

riley: I DIDN'T HIT ANYTHING!!!!!!

cairo: RILEY THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!!!

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mattie: i'm not sure what to wear for greece vs grease day

eva: wear a toga

cairo, very defensively: that's for seniors only

mattie: that seems like a good way to get kicked out of the roman catholic church

annleigh: i already excommunicated you from the roman catholic church

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mattie: i'm annleigh 2.0 now improved, including asian versions

kate: what about me?

mattie: removed height

kate: hEY-

eva: what am i?

mattie: gay

kate: am i not the gay one???

mattie: no, you're the height removed one

cairo: how about me?

mattie: height added

kate: can i please be height added?

all of them: NO

mattie: you're height removed

kate: >:(

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clark, after getting very defensive that nobody recognized his costume: can i tell you a secret?

kate: ... sure?

clark: i've never seen this movie

kate: dude-

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annleigh: we're meeting in the mornings because, um...

eva: because this club is led by ib juniors so you all get to adhere to our schedule

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eva, setting down three bags: do i have enough stuff for an ib junior?

kate: no, you need some self-loathing in there

eva: don't worry, i've got plenty of that

[omghotmemes]

rose pattern

[thespamman24]

Great bed idea for a childrens hospital.

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[toastbutteregg]

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[catchymemes]

[emphatical-opt-out-blog]

he’d then turn him into a delicious stew. call it ‘chienne de souris blanche qui aurait dû y réfléchir à deux fois’

[thesingeseries-deactivated20230]

[freetheworms]

listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[manage-your-flamingo]

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Lex: No

Judge:

Lex:

Jury:

Gary Goldstein:

Judge: What now?

[manage-your-flamingo]

this is an appreciation post for The I Love You Song

that's all

[dxntloseurhead]

have a mattie meme to make up for the fact that she wasn’t in my pride icons post

[gabeylicon]

my favorite sibling dynamic is one is a gremlin and the other one is a tired teenager

[irondeficiencygirl]

I discovered we are the tigers yesterday and I have become obsessed.

[guooey]

[commradequestions]

That is the cutest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

[red-berin]