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man: *stares at me*
me: shut the fuck up
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.
pro tip: play ābad girlsā by m.i.a while getting dressed in the morning. 100% guaranteed to make you feel like a punk rock ho ready to con the shit out of someoneās bank.
Youāre damn right.
the more u watch the funnier it gets
I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD
THATāS THE KIND OF SHIT I WANNA SEE ON THE INTERNET.
Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(
What weāre reading
never let this die
SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG IāM GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT
FULL MATURE. FULL EXPERIENCE.
āthis isnt coming out of thin nowhereā oh rob
Today I was out walking my dog in East Grand Rapids and this man pulled up and started taking pictures of me. I told him to delete every picture he took of me and he refused and said it was āpublic domainā to which I respond, āI am not public domain.ā He continued on to dig in his wallet while I took pictures of his license plate and tried to lure me closer to his car with a little card he said was his business card but the text was handwritten (like seriously? Come on). I started screaming for him to delete every picture so everyone in the neighborhood and probably the next galaxy could hear and after much heated arguing he finally deleted them. As Iām running away he screamed āyou got a nice set of tits and pussy,ā (again, seriously?) at me all the way down the street. So I get home and call the police because Iām an idiot and was hoping maybe someone could help keep this creep off the streets (batman and I arenāt talking anymore). The operator briskly and coldly let me know that he was completely in the right and that regardless of consent, if youāre on public property, people can take pictures of you. She also informed me that his comments were also fine because its free expression. So since the police have refused to take action, Iām posting this here and on Facebook so people know thereās some Wilford Brimley looking motherfucker roaming Grand Rapids taking pictures of girls on the streets.
Find this fucker and string him from a tree.
Iām 100% sure this is the same motherfucker I kicked out of my club two weeks ago for taking pictures of the girls. He put up a fight and said āif they didnāt want pictures taken they wouldnāt be wearing what they are.ā He didnāt delete them until I gave him an ultimatum: delete them or leave in an ambulance. Slash his tires, vandalize his house, idgaf.
Please be careful, ladies. He is not a nice man.
Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is š
a big dog and a little dog
i need a cute lady friend who will take instagram thot pics with me in fur coats and calvin klein underwear on hotel balconies
also we have to both study each others best angles + know proper lighting so when we take pics of each other we both look hot and nobody can stop us hmu if ur interested