pixie

Sarah - she/her - USA.

[catcrumb]

[weird-goodbyes]

warning: once you hit thirty you’ll start having weeks so bizarre and awful that stand up comedians will want to farm you for content

[aropride]

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[bodyofdeath]

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

[senatortedcruz]

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

[vetchtibbles]

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[louisegluckpdf]

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

[bgm05]

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

[rhymingwithpurple]

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

[sacred-portal]

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[4ever-w33d-bronie]

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

[valtsv]

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

[sacred-portal]