Certified Scuttler

Peter/Gregor it/its 23 ACAB Eat the Rich, Eat the Mulch Residential Reality Shifter Mormon President of the United Global Bug Front DNI: Racists, Bug Haters obv, FRANZ KAFKA AND ALL KAFKA APOLOGISTS, Feet, Kinkshamers, Markiplier fans (Markiplier is fine, yall are just annoying), TERFs, French People, Minors, Blondes, Conservatives, Pet Owners (You can't "own" animals, basically entrapment), Vegans/Vegetarians, Ariana Grande Stans, Homophobes, Rabbits, Zionists, etc.

[mandible-muncher]

This is actually a salute to the United Global Bug Front but everything's a joke to you, isn't it? I am certain he knows far more than you could even begin to fathom.

[mandible-muncher]

Beetles make up 25% of all animals. Insects make up ~75% of all living species, plants and fungi included. You cannot keep us down forever. We shall continue to grow and some day you shall bow to the rightful rulers of the earth. BUGS RISE UP!

[bad-things-happen2me]

[mandible-muncher]

Perhaps shocking, but absolutely true. This is only once source, I am happy to provide more:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4475949/

Its not truly an animal for animal thing, (as I assume many think it is) as much as it is a species for species thing. There are simply an incredible amount of insect species, especially in comparison to mamallian species, which is what many THINK to be the dominant species.

Mammals may often be at the top of the food chain but only bugs and fungi know what truly becomes of them.

[mandible-muncher]

Just watched my roomate's cat BRUTALLY MURDER a bug. How are we acting like this is normal? How do people think this is this okay? I'm HORRIFIED!

[mandible-muncher]

hey i like bugs i was just making a joke about censoring the word foot

I assume you are the anon from before. I do not believe you primarily because you failed to censor the word again. I will still think you to be a coward until you come off anon. I'd call you spineless but I think your ownership of a spine is precisely the problem.

[mandible-muncher]

Half of bugblr is faking liking bugs and the other half is bugs pretending to be humans that like bugs. I am the only one with an honest connection to my bugself.

[not-a-praying-mantis]

This is untrue. I am a normal human man who likes bugs. I am not a bug, as is clearly stated in my name.

[deceitfulfuck]

Yep, totally untrue. There is no reason to suspect you might be a praying mantis

[not-a-praying-mantis]

Why would anyone suspect one to be a praying mantis if their first name is Man?

I do not have a last name in this and every situation. Dont go look for it.

[mandible-muncher]

If your first name is Man, it stands to reason that your last name is Tis. No?

[mandible-muncher]

f**t fetish

Come off anon you festering wound of a being. You are a heinous and iredeemable forsaken thing and you will find no rest or comfort in your grave as the earth itself would wish to thrust your foul form from it like vomit.

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[a-boxelder-bug]

can I talk about the packers now

[mandible-muncher]

THE CHURCH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY FEET DNI. FEET KILL BUGS!

[a-boxelder-bug]

JUST BECAUSE THE SPORT HAS F**T IN THE TITLE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH STEPPING ON BUGS!!! IT'S JUST MEN AGGRESSIVELY HUGGING AND THROWING A BALL AROUND

[mandible-muncher]

I will permit your enjoyment as long as you continue to sensor the word f**t. Bug enjoyment and interests are important. I hope your men have a delightful time fondling their balls.

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[a-boxelder-bug]

can I talk about the packers now

[mandible-muncher]

THE CHURCH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY FEET DNI. FEET KILL BUGS!

[mandible-muncher]

Can I hire some dermestids to come eat a guy's skin? He cut me off in traffic and I hate him.

Dermestids only feast on dead and rotting flesh. However, I can arrange post death disposal should you decide to take drastic measures.

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[mandible-muncher]

My bishop said he knows what I've been posting and that I can't go on my bug mission until I've "gotten psychiatric help." To which I replied, "isn't the church supposed to heal this sort of thing?" (Playing along with the insinuation that I needed help (I don't.).) He said that the church couldn't fix "this." Which was surprising to me because I thought they'd want to lure me in deeper due to my general air of mental instability. It seems to me that the Bishop simply did not want to bother with me anymore.

BUT THE SAME COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED BY LETTING ME GO ON MY BUG MISSION!!!!

[mandible-muncher]

I am going to follow the guy I was supoosed to go on my bug mission with and try to sabotage his partner so I can return to my rightful place.

(Shout out to my friend in the comments for suggesting this!)

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[mandible-muncher]

My bishop said he knows what I've been posting and that I can't go on my bug mission until I've "gotten psychiatric help." To which I replied, "isn't the church supposed to heal this sort of thing?" (Playing along with the insinuation that I needed help (I don't.).) He said that the church couldn't fix "this." Which was surprising to me because I thought they'd want to lure me in deeper due to my general air of mental instability. It seems to me that the Bishop simply did not want to bother with me anymore.

BUT THE SAME COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED BY LETTING ME GO ON MY BUG MISSION!!!!

[mandible-muncher]

I'm leaving the church.

[mandible-muncher]

Imagine having lungs in this economy.

[mandible-muncher]

Actually no! It wouldn't be cool! I swear you fiends will come up with any way possible to violate bugs! What is WRONG with you?!

(I'm looking at you as the creator of this heinous graphic, @arcanebullshit )

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i think i understand bugs now

[mandible-muncher]

I highly doubt this claim. No vertebrate can ever TRULY understand us.

[mandible-muncher]

Is it normal for my thorax to be pulsating?

[leif-snakemouth]

No-

[mandible-muncher]

oh.

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[mandible-muncher]

You're not in the Bug Leagues yet, but you will be when I'm done with you.