Certified Scuttler

Gregor it/its 23 ACAB Eat the Rich, Eat the Mulch Residential Reality Shifter Ex-mormon President of the United Global Bug Front DNI: Racists, Bug Haters obv, FRANZ KAFKA AND ALL KAFKA APOLOGISTS, Feet, Kinkshamers, Markiplier fans (Markiplier is fine, yall are just annoying), TERFs, French People, Minors, Blondes, Conservatives, Pet Owners (You can't "own" animals, basically entrapment), Vegans/Vegetarians, Ariana Grande Stans, Homophobes, Rabbits, Zionists, The Beatles (the band), etc.

[mandible-muncher]

Look at the ground when you're walking! Some of us are down here!

[mandible-muncher]

I will show face to those I deem worthy, so just not you

-Kafka lover anon <3

Excuse my lack of surprise that a kafka lover would also claim that I am not worthy. Of course you would, you simple minded buffoon.

[mandible-muncher]

you remind me of the beef and dairy network podcast

slash beef

It sounds like you are comparing me to a vertebrate. I do not enjoy this...

[mandible-muncher]

Yes, you were only away from your drink, in your own home, for just a few spare moments. But fear not. I, a bug, am here to keep an eye on it... from inside the liquid.

[mandible-muncher]

I see some of you are taking this serious. This is actually a satire post made to parody all of the other so-called bug blogs on here that post frivolous things like this. You're not a bug and you're making bugs look stupid with your behaviour.

[mandible-muncher]

Yes, you were only away from your drink, in your own home, for just a few spare moments. But fear not. I, a bug, am here to keep an eye on it... from inside the liquid.

[mandible-muncher]

They are putting down new mulch at my apartment. How kind of them to sate my hunger.

[mandible-muncher]

How much of your DNI list is serious? /genq

- concerned (and apologetic for possibly disrespecting your DNI list) autistic tumblr user

All of it. This is not a gimmick blog. However, your apology is accepted. Many great bugs have autism.

[mandible-muncher]

How can igive my life and body to the UGBF

It's easy! Rot.

[mandible-muncher]

To anyone who is a natural blonde following me but thinks they can get away with it because their hair is dyed. You can't. You have a blonde soul and I can smell it.

[mandible-muncher]

Mandible-muncher whenever you cross my dash I am so entranced it's like seeing a beautiful and mysterious stallion appearing before me in a field on a foggy day (Remembers) it's like seeing a beautiful and mysterious ant or dragonfly of some sort appearing in a field on a foggy day. Disappearing into the mist

I appreciate you correcting yourself. I would have been very displeased with the first metaphor.

I also understand your entrancement; its the regard that all bugs deserve. We are far more majestic than any horse could ever hope to be.

[mandible-muncher]

Adding The Beatles (the band) to my dni, for bug impersonation and fraud. Also for being generally unlikable as people.

[mandible-muncher]

Why are we all in anon.

Cowards.

Precisely, and for this reason, you are the only asker thus far that I truly respect.

This asker, in contrast won't show their face and said something simply to be provocative. Which is why they won't get the pleasure of having their ask answered. The only reason they are being given any regard at all is as an example of cowardice.

[mandible-muncher]

also in your attempts to be a naturalist you have shown contempt for the natural order in many ways.

Bug supremacy.

[mandible-muncher]

you have some sort of serious untreated mental illness

I would like to see your credentials.

Part of me wonders if you believe I have mental illness simply due to the percieved allegory of depression in Fr*nz K*fka's M*tamorphosis.

If you have seen my blog you should know well enough how I feel about K*fka.

I would welcome you to simply leave my blog and avoid your fate but I fear it is much too late for that. They are already on their way. I'm not sorry. 🐛🪲🪲🐞🐞🐞🦗🦗🦗🪲🪱🪱🐛🐛

[mandible-muncher]

well yeah censoring the word foot in inherently a little ridiculous. bugs have feet. homonid-centric worldviewers dont censor the word bomb or disease.

First of all, bugs don't have f**t, we have tarsus. Second, its my blog, if you have a problem with the rules, you won't be missed. Bug off.

[mandible-muncher]

can I just say that I forgot acab stood for all cops are bastards and my mind went straight to assigned cockroach at birth. someone get me outta here

If only I had been assigned cockroach at birth, perhaps my parents would not plague me so about my identity. As it is, I must simply weather the glares of the unenlightened. I cannot blame vertebrates for their lack of understanding. They even lack the wisdom to keep their soft fleshy bits inside their skeleton. Incredibly poor in both intellect and design...

[flopdylan]

I’ll block a bitch on ants.com

[mandible-muncher]

As if you could even get an invite to ants.com. Not only are you very evidently classless, you're also a vertebrate. You've made a fool of yourself.