God is a bacterial popstar

As if I’d never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead

[spamtoing-moved]

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

[flopdylan]

Don’t follow me if you’re under 18 we post about paul simon’s vagina here

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

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8001+ feet

Remaining time: 1 hour 43 minutes

[theladyeowyn]

COLOR MEME → @please-dont-pet-the-okapi requested:

The X-Files + winter colors

[xanaxfarts]

[pansylair]

A great place to donate to First Nations groups impacted by the ongoing wildfires 👇

True North Aid provides practical humanitarian support to northern and remote Indigenous communities in Canada through community-led project

Also consider Mikinakoos' as they're extending support beyond their traditional service areas due to the scale of this emergency!

Donations for Namaygoosisagagun First Nation:

Individuals who support the goals and vision of AN7GC can make a donation. The ways to donate: call us, mail your donation, use Paypal or Ca

Donations for Whitesand First Nation:

[victusinveritas]

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

Dude hung up on me.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[dogpuppy]

[flopdylan]

isabella linton i couldve saved you

[life-ennder]

this is the only day of the year that the calendar emoji is correct

📅

[knifeforsale]

LAVENDER SWIRL POCKET KNIFE | LISTING

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[prungojumpty]

HEARTWARMING: Your Mutual That’s Pushing 30 Kins Master Shake and Laura Palmer