Mandy

just mandy not blonde unfortunately

[mandynotblazer]

Two inches shorter AND a brunette, get it right…

Blonde Blazer (clocked out version)

( @blondestblazer is the blonde blazer account!)

RULES & DNI BELOW

(List of other accounts I have)

RULES & DNI

-> MUN is 19

-> NSFW jokes are allowed, just, like usual, don’t bend me over in the middle of tumblr.

-> this account will likely contain tw stuff, depending on the rp

-> no proshipping. I’ve stated it on my @brucewayneloveswomen account before, I am highly uncomfortable with stuff like that

-> alright mixed opinions on romance here, (I like her bisexual) so I made this blog because I love blazer’s character and she’s super cool. Please keep in mind that though dispatch might be like a dating game, I’m not actually Blazer. Therefore I won’t automatically assume we’re in a romance plot even if you are a Robert account. If there’s going to be a romance plot pls tell me it’s a romance plot beforehand or make it obvious because I’m dumb + like I said, I won’t automatically assume it’s a romance rp

->no being OOC mean and causing drama, we are all here to have fun!!

-> no racism, homophobia etc.

-> check out the @blondestblazer blogs pinned intro post and scroll down, there’s a very short list of character specific stuff, pls read those <3

Credits 4 dividers:

@/uzmacchiato

[brucewayneloveswomen]

Thinking of deleting these blogs:

@blondestblazer

@mandynotblazer

@rk800-in-gotham

@absolutelywally

What do u guys think abt this

[blondestblazer]

Everyone who doesn’t want therapy has to hide behind the people with Elmo impersonations

If I see anything related to Elmo in the office whether it’s impressions of that HORRIFYING TERRIBLE VOICE or HIS HORRENDOUS RED FUR, I will cause chaos is the office I’m not even kidding.

Suddenly all of the deadlines will be tomorrow.

AND EVERYONE WILL BE WORKING OVERTIME.

If I’m suffering then so are all of you.

[blondestblazer]

I was just scrolling online and it reminded me of how when I was little my biggest fear wasnt Freddy from FNAF or Slenderman.

It was Elmo.

I mean I was also scared of slenderman but nothing can compare to how fucking horrifying that little furry gremlin was.

I need to share this information with the world.

One time I was on a seven hour long night car trip and the car broke down in the woods & I started hysterically sobbing because I thought Elmo was going to murder me</3

[mandynotblazer]

Mom can I have a hug?

-adopted anon

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!

COME HERE <3

[mandynotblazer]

I just met a really really cute old lady and she gave me candy out of nowhere

And we were chatting about my work at SDN and she goes “when I was your age I used to smuggle information and take down assassins for our country”

Like EXCUSE ME???

[waterboy-zteam]

That ma mayy have been my gran grandma-

[mandynotblazer]

???? OH MY GOD??? you had the coolest grandma ever.

[mandynotblazer]

I’m going to bed.

And by the time I wake up you guys better not have sacrificed your coworkers to the cult of Chad or whatever the name is.

[mecha-man-official]

Ch'aad is still going?

Damn 🥀

[sdncorpus]

Yes they’re still going

How do you think @robert-bobby-robertson is alive

[mecha-man-official]

Right, yeah

I just thought Malevola shut them down. Maybe she only got a part of them

[mandynotblazer]

She did shut them down!!

Turns out a small group managed to continue the activities underground and made an even BIGGER cult

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[robert-robertson-sdn]

🫩 Why

[mandynotblazer]

Well for starters, you’re calm enough. And great with teams.

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I have no idea how to treat kids.

[mandynotblazer]

uHhh it can’t be any different than having a pet..? I’m guessing?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

It's pretty different, I think.

I mean, you can't just leave kids home alon-

Bad example

Uh

You can't train k-

Uh

[mandynotblazer]

technically technicallyyy school is training for kids?

I mean you can leave kids home alone after a certain age, they say you shouldn’t leave a baby puppy home alone too sooo

It’s not that different, one just has more hair than the other and barks instead of yapping about whatever kids watch these days

[robert-robertson-sdn]

You can't let kids shit outside ☝️

There's a difference.

Yeah but kids don't like me as much as Beef. Even if I'm "in costume."

[mandynotblazer]

…

Okay fair enough

Yeah I get that, one time I was forced to hold my friends newborn baby, and she had the biggest frown on her face before she threw up all over my shirt??

But like I guess older kids like me? They like Blonde Blazer, it’s cute when they want autographs and stuff

I THINK that if you got the Z team to warm up to you, you could easily handle a small bunch of children. At least they won’t hate you immediately. Unlike the Z team.

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Damn that baby didn't like you fr

Yeah, I can't say kids like MM. They do, but their parents don't let them. Y'know? I'm controversial.

Debatable.

[mandynotblazer]

Newborns are HELL. One minute you’re happy and the next, they’re either throwing up or sobbing like the world is ending. I refuse to even hold one now.

You have like a bunch of action figures made for you, fuck those parents. I’d say you are a pretty cool inspiration for kids growing up all over the city

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[robert-robertson-sdn]

🫩 Why

[mandynotblazer]

Well for starters, you’re calm enough. And great with teams.

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I have no idea how to treat kids.

[mandynotblazer]

uHhh it can’t be any different than having a pet..? I’m guessing?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

It's pretty different, I think.

I mean, you can't just leave kids home alon-

Bad example

Uh

You can't train k-

Uh

[mandynotblazer]

technically technicallyyy school is training for kids?

I mean you can leave kids home alone after a certain age, they say you shouldn’t leave a baby puppy home alone too sooo

It’s not that different, one just has more hair than the other and barks instead of yapping about whatever kids watch these days

[robert-robertson-sdn]

You can't let kids shit outside ☝️

There's a difference.

Yeah but kids don't like me as much as Beef. Even if I'm "in costume."

[mandynotblazer]

…

Okay fair enough

Yeah I get that, one time I was forced to hold my friends newborn baby, and she had the biggest frown on her face before she threw up all over my shirt??

But like I guess older kids like me? They like Blonde Blazer, it’s cute when they want autographs and stuff

I THINK that if you got the Z team to warm up to you, you could easily handle a small bunch of children. At least they won’t hate you immediately. Unlike the Z team.

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[robert-robertson-sdn]

🫩 Why

[mandynotblazer]

Well for starters, you’re calm enough. And great with teams.

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I have no idea how to treat kids.

[mandynotblazer]

uHhh it can’t be any different than having a pet..? I’m guessing?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

It's pretty different, I think.

I mean, you can't just leave kids home alon-

Bad example

Uh

You can't train k-

Uh

[mandynotblazer]

technically technicallyyy school is training for kids?

I mean you can leave kids home alone after a certain age, they say you shouldn’t leave a baby puppy home alone too sooo

It’s not that different, one just has more hair than the other and barks instead of yapping about whatever kids watch these days

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[robert-robertson-sdn]

🫩 Why

[mandynotblazer]

Well for starters, you’re calm enough. And great with teams.

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I have no idea how to treat kids.

[mandynotblazer]

uHhh it can’t be any different than having a pet..? I’m guessing?

[mandynotblazer]

I’m going to bed.

And by the time I wake up you guys better not have sacrificed your coworkers to the cult of Chad or whatever the name is.

[batboner69]

You’re no fun. Not even one blood sacrifice?

[mandynotblazer]

No.

No sacrifices. In any way shape or form.

[batboner69]

What if the city is in danger and the only choice we have is to sacrifice someone or the city gets wiped from the map?

[mandynotblazer]

uhhhh be creative and come up with a new way

[batboner69]

What’s that supposed to mean??

[mandynotblazer]

It means, don’t sacrifice anyone. Use that bat brain of yours and idk think creative

It’s like that philosophical trolley problem but instead of hitting anyone with the trolley you can tilt the trolley out of the tracks by turning into a bat and make it fall sideways before it hits anyone

[batboner69]

Bat brain? I think you mean big bat brain.

Riiiight… gonna try not to have anyone fall out of the trolley too then.

[mandynotblazer]

Yes yes big bat brain

Apologies I shall bow down before the Harvard graduate

YES I have faith in you, you can do this 🫡

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[robert-robertson-sdn]

🫩 Why

[mandynotblazer]

Well for starters, you’re calm enough. And great with teams.

[mandynotblazer]

I’m going to bed.

And by the time I wake up you guys better not have sacrificed your coworkers to the cult of Chad or whatever the name is.

[batboner69]

You’re no fun. Not even one blood sacrifice?

[mandynotblazer]

No.

No sacrifices. In any way shape or form.

[batboner69]

What if the city is in danger and the only choice we have is to sacrifice someone or the city gets wiped from the map?

[mandynotblazer]

uhhhh be creative and come up with a new way

[batboner69]

What’s that supposed to mean??

[mandynotblazer]

It means, don’t sacrifice anyone. Use that bat brain of yours and idk think creative

It’s like that philosophical trolley problem but instead of hitting anyone with the trolley you can tilt the trolley out of the tracks by turning into a bat and make it fall sideways before it hits anyone

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!

[robert-robertson-sdn]

I am not teaching.

But that does sound like a good idea.

[mandynotblazer]

Actually you are probably the only person slightly suitable enough to be a teacher in the team

[mandynotblazer]

I’m going to bed.

And by the time I wake up you guys better not have sacrificed your coworkers to the cult of Chad or whatever the name is.

[batboner69]

You’re no fun. Not even one blood sacrifice?

[mandynotblazer]

No.

No sacrifices. In any way shape or form.

[batboner69]

What if the city is in danger and the only choice we have is to sacrifice someone or the city gets wiped from the map?

[mandynotblazer]

uhhhh be creative and come up with a new way

[mandynotblazer]

can you adopt me :3

I did always want a child…

yk what? SURE!!! :D You can officially be my first ever child <3

What do I do now though? Sign you up for school? Make you food? Food is easier than school…. Okay!!!

There’s only beer in my fridge though…

Uh…. Want a bottle? How even old are you?

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Everyone's getting kids now

[mandynotblazer]

Yeah we should all buy a big school for the SDN workers kids!!