Sonar

Fuck yeah, a drug bust. My two favorite things, drugs and boobs.

[batboner69]

The names sonar. I heard the team was starting accounts here on tumblr so I figured I might join. Plus, the team put bets on who would be most popular.

Ooc: saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful stuff. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.) This Sonar is engaged to @the-crimson-prowler, @robert-robertson-iii-sdn and @the-hot-and-sexy-flambae

I prefer not to rp in DMs, but I might still be up for it depending on what the rp is.

Literally interact as much as you want, no need to hold back because you feel like you’re spamming or something.

Ocs are very welcome and doubles are completely fine! Even sonar doubles

my other rp blogs are: @sdns-very-own-dragon-man , @local-laios-of-the-dungeon, @dolly-dilly-dally-sdn and @flambe-ing-your-friends-n-family

[batboner69]

//this isn’t my usual post, but like… there’s no way no one on the dispatch dev team has heard this song, right?? The fact that Flambaé (when he was planned to use the hero name ‘the blonde blazer’ instead of the blazer we have today) was planned to have a matchstick head matches up with these lyrics pretty damn well. Especially the fact that the place the ‘Robertson pet’ is mentioned in the song when Robert’s last name is exactly that.

//Sorry if that was unreadable, accidentally went on a short rant.

[malevolas-portals]

if anyone sees a rat running around the breakroom, it wasn’t me :)

[batboner69]

If anyone sees a bat running around it’s because he’s looking for his lunch.

[batboner69]

Marry me, Sonar!!!!! 💍

-🫠

Dude… I’m engaged to three people. I have three loves of my life, don’t need another.

[batboner69]

Saying they are gonna put you down like a dog is crazy...glad your better now..right? All better?-gm anon

I know, right? That fever was insane.

Yeah, I’m alright now though. No more fever, no more potentially being put down.

[pupmech]

"the hell did i miss? - glad you're alright now, at least."

"and who said what?"

[batboner69]

Just a crazy fever I had years ago.

….

[pupmech]

"ah, okay. thought i missed something recent. but good job on getting through it either way, of course."

"sonar."

[batboner69]

Nothing recent, no. Thanks, dude. The fever was definitely in the top ten of the worst parts of my life.. shit was crazy.

……

[pupmech]

🌟 «I accidentally ate your stapler.»

robert - fully asleep on a couch that sdn had, laying on his side - tensed at first from the fact anyone was whispering to it and near him right now - until which voice that was processed. he relaxed again.. only to furrow his eyebrows and frown in confusion as the words came next. "wha..?" he sleepily let out, still mostly not awake, "don't.. eat inedible things, sonar.. go to the - the medic.. place.."

such a so very silly and lovely ask 3//

[batboner69]

«EAT THE MIMIC? Oh. You said ‘go to the medic.’ Boring, but fine»

//cysttdydtdjucyd

[pupmech]

robert yawned - only to choke on a laugh, "why would i even - no, don't eat the mimic. they're.. not real anyway.." another yawn, "gooo.. go do that.."

".. how do you even.. -"

"- accidentally eat a stapler..?"

heheheh ^^!! //

[batboner69]

«Hmmm… might be though. We’ll see….»

*The bat-man was on his way out (and probably towards the infirmary) before Robert commented in his accident.*

«How don’t you?»

//^^!!!!

[pupmech]

"mediccc nowwww - oh, you mean the.. mimic. thing.. - i don'.. i don' think i wanna think about that being a possibility.. - probably will jus' be sad if i.. do.."

robert clumsily rubbed at his eyes with its right hand, drifting back off despite such. then sonar's next words registered.

".. wha..? - 'cause i don't put staplers near my mouth..?"

'the bat-man' auughh silly!!! ^^ //

:3!! //

[batboner69]

Riiiight, see ya! Jesus Christ, Sonar… how’d you swallow a stapler..? *Sonar muttered to himself*

… you make it sound so easy.

//yftsufetw!!!!!^^

//:]!!!

[batboner69]

Whats your normal coffee order then if you like so much more sugar? -gm anon

Dude… literally anything with enough sugar. I don’t even care. Black coffee with ten packets of sugar? Fuck yeah. Some complicated Starbucks bullshit with enough sugar to kill a bat? Abso-fucking-lutely.

[pupmech]

"yeah, relatable. at least the second part."

[batboner69]

The part about it killing a bat or the Starbucks thing?

[pupmech]

"the starbucks thing. i don't kill bats."

[batboner69]

Hmmm, kinda figured, but I doubt you’d be able to kill me even if you tried.

[pupmech]

"mm. i don't want to kill you. - so. we'll never find out. and i'm more than alright with never knowing the certain answer to that."

[batboner69]

Well, I’m pretty damn sure you wouldn’t be able to. I could kill you in my sleep, heh. Not that I want to.

[pupmech]

"way to make a guy feel safe. - but, yeah, i dunno 'bout that. i think it'd all depend on the situation, really. and glad to hear you - assumedly - don't want to kill me while you're sleepwalking."

".. yet."

[batboner69]

Well I mean, if the beast takes over…. Y’know…

All I’m saying is, good luck if I go beast mode in my sleep.

[pupmech]

"we'll see. - as in, i'd try to calm you down - not, like, try to kill you back or anything."

"mm. thanks for the good luck. although, i don't know if i'll need it as long as sleep-walking-you still likes twinkies. - actually, no, nevermind, you'd probably choke on those unless you woke up from the mention of them or something.. - or videos of vanderstenk conferences."

"i am aware you're very strong either way, though. just trying to say i'd like to think i have a chance of some kind."

[batboner69]

Again, like you could. Worst case: i end up with some kind of measly scar.

Riiiiight, because feeding a sleeping person is a great idea. Hm… good strat. Yeah, that last one could actually work.

Whatever makes you sleep better at night, Robbie.

[batboner69]

How about you don't take the drugs

I wish it was that easy, dude.

[batboner69]

“C’moooon, take it”

Fuuuuck, I can’t…

[batboner69]

Here you go

Dude, are these rock candies?

[batboner69]

[dangles a pound of coke infeont of you]

“Bat boy want the booger sugar?”

Duuuuude…

I want it, but like… literally everyone’ll be pissed as fuck.

[batboner69]

Well yes, but if I do Mal’ll be pissed. Fuck… so will Robert, Bae and Riven…

[batboner69]

🎵✨️when u get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool) 🎵you rock!

//This isn’t in character at all, just a few songs I’ve been listening to lately (I should rewatch la la land…)

//instead of continuing this chain through asks I’d rather tag a few of my moots :] (no pressure to reply or to even acknowledge being tagged!)

// @musique-sdn-dispatchoc @swiftasthenight @makethemanmecha @sardinesnewbartender

//not sure I’ll be able to tag ten, don’t think any more moots would like to be tagged.

[batboner69]

Do you like uncrustables

hell yeah.

//well shit, forgot to reply to this for weeks. I’m not dead, just tired. Still hyperfixated as fuck though.

[batboner69]

If you woke up in a video game, which one would you want it to be?

…. Split fiction with Mal sounds awesome..?

[batboner69]

//just finished my third dispatch playthrough

[exosomnambula]

oh right i forgot to post this man