never ask a woman, HER AGE
a man, HIS SALARY
hot wheels, HOW THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE DOING TEN GAMES IN
*ELEVEN GAMES IN
*TWELVE GAMES IN
*THIRTEEN GAMES IN
*FOURTEEN GAMES IN, FIVE GAME LOSING STREAK HAS BEEN DESTROYED THANKS TO MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL RANDY AROZARENA
*FIFTEEN GAMES IN, THANK YOU CAL RALEIGH, JULIO RODRÍGUEZ, AND JP CRAWFORD
*SIXTEEN GAMES IN, GIVE RANDY AROZARENA 8 BILLION DOLLARS
*SEVENTEEN GAMES IN, GET THE BROOM OUT
*EIGHTEEN GAMES IN
*NINETEEN GAMES IN
*TWENTY GAMES IN
*TWENTY ONE GAMES IN
*TWENTY TWO GAMES IN, WELCOME BACK DAVEKAT!
*TWENTY THREE GAMES IN, the lord giveth (mariners series win) the lord taketh (my childhood dog died today)
*TWENTY FOUR GAMES IN
*TWENTY FIVE GAMES IN
*TWENTY SIX GAMES IN, BIG DUMPER THIRD HOME RUN IN THREE BACK TO BACK GAMES, THANK YOU JOSH NAYLOR
*TWENTY SEVEN GAMES IN, YAAAAYYYYYYY
*TWENTY EIGHT GAMES IN, SUCK IT ST LOUIS
*TWENTY NINE GAMES IN, CAL RALEIGH HOMERED FOR LESBIANS, AND THE MARINERS HAVE SWEPT ST LOUIS
*THIRTY GAMES IN
*THIRTY ONE GAMES IN, NAYLOOORRRRRRRR
*THIRTY TWO GAMES IN, OOHHHH COLE YOUNG YOURE GETTING THAT ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD
*THIRTY THREE GAMES IN, THERE IS NO HOPE. I'M TURNING TO THE DODGERS AS A FORM OF SELF HARM. FUCK KANSAS OR SOMETHING
*THIRTY FOUR GAMES IN. I AM A BLUNDERING BAFFOON FOR THINKING THERE WAS AN INKLING OF HOPE FOR THIS DISCOMBOBULATED DISASTER OF A GAME. DAVEKAT WILL DIE. KANSAS WILL DIE. IM HOLDING THE GUN TO THEIR HEADS. MARINERS NEED TO LOCK THE FUCK IN. I'LL TAKE AWAY DUMPERS ASS. I'LL SKIN EVERYONE. DONT TEST ME.
*THIRTY FIVE GAMES IN. IM PULLING THE TRIGGER. CWB COULD NOT EVEN SAVE ME NOW. HER BEAUTIFUL MASTERPEICES. HER WONDERFUL MUPPET VOICE. THE BEAUTIFUL STACK OF CATFOOD SHE RESIDES US UPON..... CWB........ NO. WHAT AM I SAYING. FUCK KANSAS. FUCK THE REFS. FUCK EVERYONE.
*THIRTY SIX GAMES IN, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU LUKE RALEY-SKYWALKER
*THIRTY SEVEN GAMES IN
*THIRTY EIGHT GAMES IN, WOKE HAS DEFEATED EVIL
*THIRTY NINE GAMES IN, GRAND SALAMI FROM LUKE RALEY
*FOURTY GAMES IN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITE SOX OOMF
*FOURTY ONE GAMES IN
*FOURTY TWO GAMES IN, JULIOOOOOOOOO
*FOURTY THREE GAMES IN, RANDYS SO KIND AND LIFTED CALS NO HIT CURSE
*FOURTY FOUR GAMES IN
*FOURTY FIVE GAMES IN, DAVEKAT SERIES OVER, CONGRATS KARKAT ON WINNING
*FOURTY SIX GAMES IN
*FOURTY SEVEN GAMES IN
*FOURTY EIGHT GAMES IN
*FOURTY NINE GAMES IN, COLT EMERSON FIRST BIG LEAGUE HIT (3 RUN HOME RUN)
*FIFTY GAMES IN
*FIFTY ONE GAMES IN, ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER RANDY HOME RUN
*FIFTY TWO GAMES IN, THANK YOU MITCH GARVER
*FIFTY THREE GAMES IN
*FIFTY FOUR GAMES IN
*FIFTY FIVE GAME IN, SO MANY HOME RUNS…. WOW..
*FIFTY SIX GAMES IN, BREAKING NEWS: THE MARINERS HAVE WON THE SERIES IN THE FIRST TWO GAMES
*FIFTY SEVEN GAMES IN, GET THE BROOMS, THE MARINERS ARE FIRST PLACE IN THE DIVISION
*FIFTY EIGHT GAMES IN, OOHHH RANDY MY RANDY
*FIFTY NINE GAMES IN, GRANDMA YOURE FREE NOW
*SIXTY GAMES IN, VICTOR ROBLES FIRST WALK OFF WIN
*SIXTY ONE GAMES IN, MARINERS HAVE WON ON THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH
*SIXTY TWO GAMES IN, THE MARINERS ARE GAY ALLIES
*SIXTY THREE GAMES IN