angry italian

meowthat side blog!! mostly shitpost and very low art content

[distatitut]

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[fruitsgardens]

the end ! this has been a bird psa 

[thehotgirlproject]

Boots

[mangowa]

favorite character:*is about to do something embarrassing*

Me:*pauses tv*

Me:*stares into space and cringes for 10 minutes, goes for a walk, rocks back and forward in the shower, sits on couch regrettably*

me:*presses play*

[meaningsofthestars]

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.

[pochowek]

hey just saying

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

[soveryradical]

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Giovanni: Ezio, we need to talk to you! Come out!

Ezio: I’m bisexual!

Giovanni: That’s not what i meant but i still support you!

[atomicbrawlers]

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Achilles: How many bears did  I say you could have?

Connor: One.

Achilles: And how many bears do you see here?

Connor: Four.

[sandandglass]

[generalbriefing-blog]

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[nermallion]

some people just can’t whistle…. Arno, please…… don’t! 

(my husband gave me the idea and I laughed for like an hour… even when I was drawing this I couldn’t stop xD…..)

[mangowa]

Ezio: //challenges Vieri de Pazzi to a very public street fight in broad daylight

Edward: //storms Spanish Man-O-War shouting bloody murder, cannons blazing

Jacob: //starts massive Gang War in the middle of Piccadilly Circus

Arno: //sees any sign of conflict "Hahahaha nope nope nope bye losers ain't nobody got time for that Arno out" //parkours out the nearest window with an armful of stolen baguettes

[mlle-ari]

Altaïr: I lost Maria…

Ezio: I lost Christina…

Connor: I lost my mother…

Edward: I lost Caroline…

Desmond: I lost Lucy…

Arno: I lost Élise…

Jacob: Jolly good weather today, lads, isn’t it ?

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

Never forget that Arno Dorian was kicked out of a bar and told that he’d had enough and his response was to break back into the bar and steal an entire keg.