Manhattan Midnight

Cooper New York Musician Scorpio

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by Buttersafe

[twitterlols]

[blazepress]

“Cause I’ve had the time of my life…”

[novavisitor]

THE RIVER’S FULL OF FREE DOGS

[eggzaki]

the government created global warming so it would be too hot for people to be furrys

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people that own chickens are trustworthy

[blextrophy]

chickens own themselves

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you’re completely right and i’m a fool

[bpdjanedoe]

Some neurotypical: The demons inside my head.. my sick twisted head…I love them…I’m best friends with Lucifer the devil…

Mentally ill people: chill

[filteredrays2-deactivated202106]

you can say jared leto it’s okay

[academicssay]

[griffys]

you: astrology isn’t real

me, pointing to every scorpio simultaneously: then explain THIS

[capsat]

[awesome-show-great-blog]

[manhattanmidnight]

Me as a judge

Me: what's they sign

Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?

Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe

Lawyer: ummm....gemini your honor

Me: guilty

[weavemama]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Terry was born in a Papa Johns

[pr0gf0x-archiveseeya]

why is sick as a dog a saying why are dogs so sick

[kluex-moved]

look at this sick dog

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by For Lack of a Better Comic (bonus panel).

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My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420