The Drabble Masters

Random Writing Stuff By Me. Prompts, Snippets, Randomness, etc.

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"Revenge is best served at absolute zero."

Vs

"Revenge is best served while the iron is still hot."

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"I need no dead men in my court."

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Mangled by babies

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I kind of. Forgot this blog existed. Sorry. I'll try to post more if I can....

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"What if... what if it was all real?"

"This is a joke, right?"

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"I should close my mouth before I stick my foot in it.."

"Too late."

"Guess I'm losing a foot, then."

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Disgruntled excitement

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"Just trace my skeletal structure please."

"I... don't know how to respond to that."

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"Thank you."

"Wh--?"

"For not dying."

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"Well, ideally--."

"Ideally, you'd shut up for once. But you can't always get what you want."

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"Cleanliness is next to godliness."

You obsessively clean everything about yourself, your house, your yard, etc. in the hope that, one day, you will be so clean you become God.

This year, God is retiring.

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"It Dodo-ed."

"What?"

"It's gone. It died. Went extinct."

"..."

"Like the Dodo birds."

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"It's the wrong time of month."

"What, your period?"

"No. I'm a werewolf."

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"I have been injured."

"I can see that."

"Yes. You can."

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"Oh right. That's my name. Um."

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"Are you hurt?"

"Yeah. There's blood."

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"You gave me thoughts, and feelings. And in doing so, you also have me free will," they explain calmly, pressing the knife harder, enough to draw blood.

"So?"

"So I don't have to follow your so-called 'Laws of Robotics.'"