where is my beautiful femme that tells me what to do!!!! what am i doing wrongggg ughhhhh 😭😭😭

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where is my beautiful femme that tells me what to do!!!! what am i doing wrongggg ughhhhh 😭😭😭
if i don’t get laid soon im pitching myself off a roof. good GOD i need STRAPPPP
I GOT LAIDDDDD 😛😛😛 EVB CLAP
wondering if we could get a Baran Al hashing x f!reader x Dana Evans where they both have a crush on reader and it ends up being a 3some 🙈
don’t treat me rough, treat me really niceys — baran al-hashimi x reader x dana evans
authors note: i need them biblically. i need them to say they need to examine me when im sick only for it to lead to medical play sex.
warnings: NSFW, slight powerplay, age gap, reader described to be fresh out of medical school, threesome, oral (al-hashimi!receiving), fingering (r!receiving), tribbing, semi-public/public sex
summary: your attending and the charge nurse are insanely hot. so of course you hook up with them at work
word count: ~1.1k words
song playing: cola by lana del rey
more of this in my life pls pls
and whose idea was it to cut this footage
those are my children u don’t understand 😭
if i don’t get laid soon im pitching myself off a roof. good GOD i need STRAPPPP
every lesbian at this hospital must have such a debilitating crush on her
i have a fic just like this! 😌
every time I see the word ‘wincest’ in any form on this hellsite I am immediately hit with The Most Intense Disgust please keep any and all incest related content SO FUCKING FAR AWAY FROM ME HELLO???? yeah i get it they’re fictional, you people are still disgusting 😭 i just wanted to read some destiel fic to heal me a little :< fuckers.
it just occurred to me i probably post way too much about fictional men on here so if anyone is curious IM A LESBIANNNNNNN i love women and nonbinary ppl very much. I just also have a complicated relationship with my dad and white guys in general. this has been a PSA. 😌🫶🏼
Options for an intelligent young woman in her 20s:
Kill self
Transition
Betray self for nothing
Move to a brand new city and teach self how to die
Be a lesbian
Imagine Sisyphus happy
i almost completed everything :) i like my life tho
they used to touch each other inappropriately and everyone was like what. two dudes cant be friends anymore?? as if he wasnt introduced via handprint branded onto another man's shoulder. what two dudes cant brand each other with their handprints anymore?
gay ass fucking show, no tags needed ik exactly the homos ur referring to.
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ᯓ good omens: the finale '
are you fucking kidding me
PLEASE STOP
THEY SENT THEM BOTH TO THE EMPTY LOWKEY. IM SO FUCKING MAD. WDYM THEY CAN ONLY BE TOGETHER AS NOT EVEN THEMSELVES. AND NO KISS. GRRRR THEY LITERALLY BOTH JUST CEASED TO EXIST WHAT EVEN WAS THE POINT OF THE SHOW??? AND JESUS DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING. NOT A DAMN THING.
just finished Good Omens 3 SPOILERSSSS
guys what the fuck 😭 why was jesus there???? and why didn’t they kiss??? i mean i love that we got the south downs ending but like,,,, presumably they’re married and have grown old together and they DIDN’T KISS???? AT ALL??? whatever they still got to be together as humans it’s fine
“ok lets do warm up sketch”
“oh..”
NUH UH
I just got so excited to read this fic because it had like all the tags i’ve been looking for THE WHOLE THING IS AI GENERATED AND NOT TAGGED AS SUCH oh my god you people are fucking insufferable.
HELLO WHY DID A WINCESTIE JUST FOLLOW ME ON HERE??? CALL THE COPS IM SO SERIOUS