#pixieposting

[nettlepixie]

i know that in role model/the long game troy and ilya mostly bond over secretly being nicer and softer and gayer than people realise, BUT i choose to believe that one day (maybe post the stanley cup the centaurs win with the power of friendship) the team all goes out to the club and there’s throwback edm hits playing and troy and ilya’s fuckboy party personas activate like fucking sleeper agents and they have the biggest night of their lives together

[tanukigirlnutz]

if a pixie keeps casting annoying spells and pranking you it's because she likes you ok. don't be mad

[hoffmansglove]

Tomorrow I've got DnD and then I'm going STRAIGHT to work, where we're holding a send off party for our Mr Leather titleholder going to IML............rolling up to dnd to fight a cambion in my leather like 🧍‍♂️

[pixiefairyshit]

i dont wanna wear clothes im supposed to have fur. fuckin cold.

[yourfriendrory]

my sweet baby 💛

[nettlepixie]

i have very much enjoyed the “jackie pike is in heteronormative hell actually” takes including the head canons that she is actually cheating on hayden however and wherever she can AND SO i raise you the “my dinner with hayden” redux where as soon as the pikes enter the house ilya realises that he hooked up with jackie after meeting her at a random bar in boston and never learned her name/realised she was hayden’s wife

[nettlepixie]

heated rivalry simply would not work in british sport especially the ones that are v posh boy dominated because they have all been wanking each other off since their all-boys boarding school days

like british shane could be sucking off british ilya in the shower in full view of the entire team and everyone would be like hahaha nice one lads this is just like that time at eton

[nettlepixie]

i will never fully trust a centrist liberal man BUT as well as wearing shane hollander’s canada fleece and grinning as he holds up hudson william’s leg for a picture, mark carney has HUGELY endeared himself to me with this email exchange from 2017 when he was bank of england governor