Uravity's Pull

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I know this is a primarily BNHA blog but I’m getting into Haikyuu!! And all I want is Bokuto going out of his way to befriend all the aces while Fukurodani (and Akaashi) suddenly have to field a thousand calls and texts from the rest of the high school teams about why Bokuto is showing up with snacks and a beaten up volleyball demanding to play with the team ace.

He starts with Kiryuu, because Kiryuu seems to be the nicest and least likely to say no.

It goes from there.

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Headcanon that whenever Todoroki plays truth-or-dare and is dared to kiss someone (and is not allowed to pass, thanks to Ashido’s arbitrary rules), he always chooses Kirishima because Kirishima is the least likely to kiss and tell and won’t tease Todoroki for his inexperience or for accidentally setting his sleeve on fire while kissing.

Kirishima is so touched that Todoroki trusts him that much.

Bakugou is losing his goddamn mind.

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Usually I only see those petnames on todobaku fics, but its equally cute for kiribaku

Lol yeah I realized that after I posted 

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The headcanon that Bakugou calls Kirishima “pretty boy” and “rich boy” to aggressively flirt with him lives in my head, rent-free.

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Spoilers ahead:

I’m just here for the squad clowning Bakugou about his hero name, even Kirishima, just on principle.

“Awww, is the God of Explosive Destruction sleepy?” Says Sero when Bakugou leaves at 7:30 pm to get ready for bed.

Kaminari: “Still think he should’ve gone with Kaachan.”

“God of Explosive Destruction,” Kirishima’s voice wavers before he snorts and Kaminari has to finish: “Kaachan.”

The boys howl with laughter the entire time Dorm 1A is evacuated thanks to Bakugou blowing out a wall.

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Dragon bride BakuKiri where child Bakugou once saved child Kirishima and then proceeds to forget about it but Kirishima never does and he works hard to become strong so he can transform into a human and find Bakugou again.

And eventually he does and convinces Bakugou to let him travel alongside him and then it’s part 2 of Kirishima’s plan to become the best bride for Bakugou.

And on one hand, dragon mates are equals and Kirishima sees humans are not quite the same and even though Bakugou told him to “keep up or get lost,” Kirishima isn’t completely sure that Bakugou doesn’t want a proper human wife.

So Kirishima hides his dragon form and tries to figure out what human food should taste like (bc how the hell would he know, he’s been in human form for only a few years now) and all the while he gets closer and closer to Bakugou.

And Bakugou is weirded out by this guy but he’s strong and Kirishima earns his respect and eventually Bakugou falls in love too.

He also eventually remembers the dragonling that he inadvertently saved, too.

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I’m a teensy bit bummed there’s not more Kirishima in the panels where Midoriya, Tsuyu and Uraraka hang out with Eri and Aizawa. Like Amajiki is there with Nejire and Mirio, why not Kirishima? He was apart of the Yakuza raid too. You got all the senpai and kouhai together. Why not him?

:(

I just wanna see my boy get all the spotlight.

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Bakugou confirmed to be a huge fucking nerd.

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Man, just give me an actor/director au where Kirishima is an up-and-coming actor who maybe got his start as a child star, takes a break, and comes back with fire engine red hair in an indie rom com that basically pushes him up as the newest darling of Hollywood.

And Bakugou is a young protege of Yagi and wants to go down as one of the bests and have all the hardware to show for it. He’s a hot shot and an asshole and few actors like working doe him because he’ll tear you down and build you up.

Someone recommends Kirishima for a new role and Bakugou grudgingly agrees because he can’t get anyone else.

At first they don’t get along and Kirishima almost quits because there’s pushing your actors and then there’s pulling a Stanley Kubrick. And Bakugou doesn’t take this former child soap star serious at all, probably thinks he’s got no talent and is coasting on his good looks.

But when Kirishima is about to quit, he finds Bakugou working late and he realizes this guy is the real deal, he holds himself to the same high standard and Kirishima decides he’s going to see this movie through, no matter Bakugou’s bullshit.

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Reverse villain au where Kirishima is a member of the League of Villains and so is Bakugou but Kirishima betrays the LoV.

Like, first no one believes he’s a serious villain, least of all Bakugou who thinks he’s soft and a little too heroic. But they get closer over the years and Bakugou finds himself changing little by little.

Then Kirishima betrays them and Bakugou is furious but under it all he just misses Kirishima.

Cue Bakugou eventually defecting and showing up at Red Riot’s agency, turning himself in and Kirishima goes to bat for him, promising to personally help with Bakugou’s rehabilitation. He even helps revamp his image, using his golden boy rep (even after the whole LoV stint) to bolster Bakugou. He tells them how Bakugou looked out for him and how Bakugou never actually killed anyone (it’s a low bar, yea).

Essentially Kirishima succeeds where Deku failed, he saved Bakugou. Deku ain’t mad, but Bakugou sure as hell is everytime he sees Demi’s big doe eyes on Kirishima, thanking him for believing in Bakugou.

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I just want a series of Kirishima getting quirked and his friends having to deal with it.

Everything hurt just a little too much, from his deltoids down to his forearms, and all Bakugou wanted was a shower and food. Patrol had been slow, so Endeavor suggested sparring, with the three of them trying to fight him at once. While Half-n-Half had sharply turned down that offer (by pulling on his cell phone and leaving the room entirely), Bakugou just dove in, palms hot, Deku on his heels.

At least the current Number 1 hero was somewhat worthy of the title.

Now, hours later, Bakugou’s just on the wrong side of tired and Deku and Half-n-Half are trailing behind him, talking about some bullshit. He’s walking just fast enough that he can’t hear but not so fast that the two bastards behind him might jog to catch up.

They’re almost back to the dorms, and Bakugou was already thinking about the spicy gyudon Kirishima promised to bring him from the takeaway counter by his internship. Kirishima had claimed, with a wink, that they had a special spicy chili sauce that would be too much even for his tastes, but he’d be happy to ask the chef for a bowl of it just for Bakugou if he thought he could handle it.

Bakugou was ready to make Kirishima eat his words.

He’s about to take the steps to the dormitory two at a time when, to his absolute fucking dismay, Kaminari slammed through the doors, smile just a little too wide, hair standing on end.

He’s between Bakugou and his food, and Bakugou wanted to snarl.

“Kirishima is fine,” Kaminari said, face green but hands up like he’s trying to calm a horse. Bakugou almost wished he had hooves so he could stomp on Kaminari’s face.

Bakugou went up the steps slowly, not breaking eye contact. Good, Dunce Face was starting to sweat. “Is there a reason Shitty Hair wouldn’t be?”

Kaminari didn’t immediately answer, so Bakugou paused. Lately most of Kirishima’s patrols with Fatgum had been straightforward--muggings, a robbery or two. There was a car chase once, but most of the actual danger came from Kirishima throwing himself headlong into traffic to save a bird or cat. Bakugou knew because that upperclassman Kirishima kept fawning over once dragged Kirishima back from patrol, his entire left arm a tentacle, scolding the pouting idiot about at least verifying it was an animal before sprinting into the road.

Bakugou wasn’t hungry anymore, nor was he patient enough to wait for Kaminari to get the wet sand out of his mouth and tell him what the fuck was up and whether he should turn instead and go to the infirmary and check on an idiot.

“I’m fucking starving so unless Shitty Hair forgot my food--” Bakugou shoulder checked Kaminari out of his way and flashed his student card so he could finally enter the building. “I don’t want to hear what stupid shit he got up to. I swear, if he launched himself in front of a truck again trying to save a dirty alleycat, I’m going to fuck him up.”

“Okay, okay, but listen,” Dunce Face grabbed his arm. Bakugou turned to snarl.

Unhelpfully and unwantedly, IcyHot asked, “Did Kirishima forget Bakugou’s food?”

“Is Kirishima hurt?” Deku cut in, also unwantedly. “Is he--” He trailed off, and few things made the nerd speechless so Bakugou reluctantly let go of Kaminari to see what made even Icy Hot stop in his tracks.

Kirishima had dog ears. And a tail. And his tail was wagging so fast that it was just a soft red blur as he bounded over to Bakugou, practically sparkling.

“Bakugou!” He cried, leaping--fucking leaping--right at him, arms coming to wrap around Bakugou’s shoulders. Kirishima pushed his face right into Bakugou’s neck, tilting his head just so. Nuzzling. “I missed you, you were gone for so long.”

Bakugou wished he had gotten hit by a car instead.

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Kirishima getting hit with a personality-changing quirk that makes him forget all the things he loves.

Including Bakugou.

So Bakugou now has to deal with a Kirishima that willingly eats vegetables, doesn’t spike his hair up to emulate Crimson Riot, and who doesn’t love him, Bakugou.

Kirishima no longer greets him when he enters the room, no longer saves him a seat. Kirishima actually looks annoyed and a little snotty when Bakugou starts being his general abrasive self which then riles Bakugou up even more because what the fuck, Kirishima is looking down on him now? Where’s his goddamn fist bump, Kirishima?

(Kaminari tries but it’s just not the same, Bakugou ends up in a worse mood and Kaminari ends up with a scorched sleeve.)

It only lasts a few days but Bakugou deals with it very poorly.

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Kaminari complaining that Iida won’t even let them jaywalk but actually once tried to murder someone.

Iida doesn’t have a response for that.

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I guess it’s not surprising that Deku, Bakugou, and Todoroki are the new Big 3. (I do kind of hope we get to see Big 3 of Class 2 but with the way the manga is going I doubt it).

I do kind of wish one of 1B’s kids ended up at the top though.

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Bakugou says “bro” for the first time, everyone freezes and nobody sitting around him is brave enough to draw attention to the fact that Bakugou just said “yeah, bro” in response to Kirishima asking from the kitchen if he wanted some water.

Then Kirishima barrels out of the kitchen, beaming, “bro!”

All hell breaks loose.

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I had to take the nug to the E.R this morning because he was too weak to get up, it’s straining me financially and I haven’t gotten my first paycheck from my new job yet.

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This is dumb but I think it’d be fun to have a yakuza house husband-esque Bakugou/Kirishima AU where Bakugou is a terrifying yakuza member who built up his own gang and territory from scratch and he’s going to a meeting where all the bosses will be naming a head but on his way he’s saved by Kirishima, beautiful, jacked as fuck, kindergarten teacher Kirishima and Bakugou who hates being indebted to anyone grants Kirishima a favor.

And all Kirishima asks is that Bakugou protect the kids of the neighborhood (which maybe is dangerous af) from gang activity (of a rival gang) but doesn’t specify how so Bakugou kicks out the bad gang and basically patrols the area with his gang, pretending to be a cop whenever a cute 5 yr old asks, and he and his yakuza underlings help little old ladies cross the street and rescue cats and Bakugou personally escorts Kirishima to work and home and realizes real fast that Kirishima cannot cook or clean so Bakugou moves in and starts taking care of all that shit because clearly Kirishima is incompetent.

So basically Bakugou plays himself, ends up being a house husband with a prize-winning vegetable garden who threatens to put out hits on the grandma who grows bigger leeks than him while Kirishima just grins and pretends that his new boyfriend hasn’t actually broken anyone’s fingers. Bakugou threatens to kill anyone who even hints that he’s gotten soft but they all know he makes Kirishima elaborate and cute bentos every day and sometimes even sends snacks for the children.

Bakugou’s yakuza pals show up all the time, like Deku who was named the new head but is always hanging around so Bakugou threatens to come back and fight him for leadership. Shoto just shows up for tea on the weekends and Kirishima brings out his nicest tea ware while Bakugou glares mean enough to cuddle milk over a plate of tiny frosted tea cakes.

Kaminari and Sero crash dinner at least 6 times a week.

No one messes with this little neighborhood, because the last time someone tried, Bakugou reminded them why he was once called the terror of the underworld.