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[mankyer]

please forgive me while i fix up this old account and give it a refresh

[narnialove52]

This got me good

[narnialove52]

Anyone want to take a crack at what’s going on?

[narnialove52]

Idk what to say but have a bickering james and aleks

[germsauce]

moods for when u thanos snap ur ankle and cant find your shoulder😜😩🔥

[gothicaleks]

when you’re about to fucking obliterate yourself

[russian-twink-fan]

what Brett said: he’s fine

what Brett most likely meant based off his tone of voice and the situation at hand: he’s fine where he is, don’t touch him because he’s in pain and it will hurt

what some people heard apparently: ⱠɆ₳VɆ Ⱨł₥ Ø₦ ₮ⱧɆ ₲ⱤØɄ₦Đ ₮Ø ₴Ʉ₣₣ɆⱤ ₳₦Đ ĐłɆ, ⱠɆ₮’₴ ₲Ø ₲Ɇ₮ ĐⱤɄ₦₭ ₮ⱧɆ₦ Đ₳₦₵Ɇ ₳ⱤØɄ₦Đ Ⱨł₴ ฿ØĐɎ! ₣Ʉ₵₭ ɎØɄ J₳₥Ɇ₴ ₲Ɇ₮ ₣Ʉ₵₭ɆĐ Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳!

[discount-daddy]

“I think you need to try one more time.”

“OK”

*opera music starts playing*

The entire Cow Chop fanbase:

[wrestlewithgrumps]

James: dislocates his shoulder, ankle brakes in 2 spots while trying to skate down a ramp

Also James: “did it look alright?”

[jeremytheangrygollum]

“I can’t be a bitch.”

— James Wilson, Filling Our Office With Foam [xx]

[cownip]

: (

[angelichd]

“That’s the whole experiment?”

[germsauce]

(x)

[waffl3o]

FILLING OUR OFFICE WITH FOAM: Surprising Aleks

[einchop]

The Evolution of Cow Chop

2016: BRETT BROKE DOWN THIS DOOR?! WHAT THE F U C K BRETT!?

2017: HOLY SHIT!! Aleks set the couch on fire!?

2018: What about if we just wreck the kitchen every few days with our new cooking show?? Nothing extreme, maybe a few broken glasses every once in awhile

2019: ok but what if we filled the entire fuckin lobby with bubbles and destroyed absolutely everything in it, including furniture, framed artwork, tvs, and a security system with absolutely no idea how to really clean it up. just for lols

[angelichd]

[germsauce]

(x)