Sardonyx

Everything you will ever need is in my tagged/me

[manlybadman-blog]

Hi I had to remake my blog

My new blog is andrunicorn but I’ll probably change it soon and delete this blog.

[manlybadman-blog]

Hi I had to remake my blog

My new blog is andrunicorn but I’ll probably change it soon and delete this blog.

[manlybadman-blog]

Hi I had to remake my blog

My new blog is andrunicorn but I’ll probably change it soon and delete this blog.

[manlybadman-blog]

Hi I had to remake my blog

My new blog is andrunicorn but I'll probably change it soon and delete this blog.

[outropeace]

positive things…

[itsjustkatrina]

[morganalefays]

me earlier tonight:

me now:

[grimelords]

Hillary Clinton explains the genitals of an ashamed Big Bird, who earlier exposed himself accidentally during a magic trick [1996]

[localstarboy]

[inharchive-deactivated20190619]

ohitsjustgreg:

localstarboy:

Possibly the greatest scene in documentary history. Incredible. #PlanetEarth2

“Aww they got him da- OH SHIT” - Me

[weloveshortvideos]

These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing.

[hatingeverything]

omg

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

[earthdad]

a classic

[topherchris]

[saywhat-politics]

[cl4yton-deactivated20180207]

Where can I buy this

[saintlukas]

[jewishsuperfam]

i literally cant believe that this election is so neck-and-neck

like????? trump has literally never held a political office in his life, he doesnt understand how the government works, he’s a terrible person, he literally does not know what he’s talking about on any issues, and he’s literally admitted to sexual assault and is currently at this moment facing charges of child rape. also none of his business ventures have actually been successful, while his whole campaign revolves around the concept that he is a good businessman.

meanwhile, hillary’s not perfect, but neither is obama??? or any president???????? any president we have is going to be inherently problematic, bc the presidency is a position of power within a fucked up capitalistic imperialistic system. but at least she’s fuckign qualified and educated on the topics she talks about and does genuinely want to do some good in the world. 

like. i literally dont understand how a woman who is more qualified than possibly anyone else in the country is neck-and-neck with a racist orange reptile

[bisexualbaker]

I personally am both baffled and horrified that, in order to finally elect our first female president, not only does she have to literally be the most qualified candidate in history, her male opponent has to be the least qualified candidate in history - and she still might not win.

[televandalist]

[softwaring]

birbs