Lovin' The Alien

Manuel Somero de la Fuente. ¿Qué onda? Don't let my long ass name intimidate you, it might save your life when I become a willing alien sacrifice.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: She should, but ugh. I guess I should go and get this dumb "duty" thing over with. She's got to hate me now.

Manny: Code word Delphinus if you want me to pull the plug.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: Pretty sure she's asking for bigger favors. She owes me big time.

Manny: Don't think she sees them as favors. More like duty.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: I'm totally going to ask my grandmother to throw you in a dungeon.

Manny: Ain't you asked her for enough favors? She'll make you swear fealty to the crown next.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Manny: 👑👑👑

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Isabelle: If you drown, I'm so not saving you.

Manny: Good. I'll finally know peace.

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Isabelle: Wrong choice you have made.

Manny: Going to cry a river I am.

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Isabelle: Doubt my abilities you do, young jedi?

Manny: Doubt your abilities, I do.

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Isabelle: You know what? I don't need you to break me out, manicotti. I can go all Forsaken Fortress on it and get myself out, and you can miss all the fun.

Manny: Have fun masterin' your real life ninja skills when you can't even walk on a flat surface without trippin'.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: Ugh. He knows he'd miss me if I'm gone a long time, and he'd totally blame you.

Manny: I can drop him off in your cell with you. Maybe you can train him to pick a lock.

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Isabelle: He tolerates you, and he loves me so he'll be mad you're leaving me to rot in jail.

Manny: He don't know what jail is. It'd be no different to him than when you fuck off to your moms.

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Isabelle: Good luck getting him there. He'll know what's going on and scratch your eyeballs out or whatever for abandoning both of us.

Manny: He ain't even like me so he won't care that I'm gettin' rid of him.

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Isabelle: If I'm in jail, you've got full total 100% custody of Groose. If that helps you decide.

Manny: He'll be immediately dropped off at your moms place so no dirt on me.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: You're gonna have to decide fast because I'll probably be thrown in there in five minutes.

Manny: I'll make my choice once you actually in the slammer.

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Isabelle: Remember when you said you wouldn't get me out of royal jail?

Manny: I'm still on the fence.

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Isabelle: Did I miss something? Is it opposite day?

Manny: Remember when I said you never stop arguin'? You constantly provin' me right.

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Isabelle: That's just one mom and she thinks I'm amazing so I'm pretty sure her opinion on people is worth 0%. Maybe 5%.

Manny: Sounds like on point judgement to me.

[mannydela]

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Isabelle: It'd be way easier if I could make you come with me. She won't want me when she sees who I'm friends with.

Manny: Moms love me. Look at Jessica. She thinks I'm a good young boy.