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#bottomSurgeryIsWhenTheyMakeYouABottom

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the last two years have been my sluttiest yet (which is to say i wasn't very slutty prior to 2019), but still 🥰

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little blood drips after sex? definitely hot

continuing to drip blood hours later in the toilet? definitely dysphoric

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you can tell someone never bottoms when they wear their chest harness super loose

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ive been absent getting sick and diagnosed with the most medeival-sounding autoimmune disease. which means i've broken my dependence on caffeine, alcohol, and ibuprofen so all i have left is taking thirst traps 🤷🏻‍♂️

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i judge dudes so much by how clean their bathrooms are. this is one of the best i've seen

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the upside is, I haven't been on a truly terrible date yet this year, because those dudes all ghost me when I tell them my boundaries while setting up the date *shrug*

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its infinitely disappointing how the reality is i get ghosted by dudes on the apps after telling them they *cant* have the pussy 10x more often than the ghosts everyone told me to expect, the dudes upset just to learn that it's there

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let's play a game: i name a location on my body where i have a bruise and you name if it's from sex, work, or mountain biking:

left shoulder

right knee

right bicep

left bicep

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earnest question: what is up with the scruff trend of posting the "results from bdsm test . com"?? like even people who indicate no other bdsm interest?

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the apps: describe you body type

me:

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daddy

them: tell us about a privilege you didn’t realise til later

me: i was raised to exclusively call my dad “father” and “papa”, leaving me absolutely untethered by freud to call sex partners “daddy”

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got called out today my two musical types are julien baker and britney spears,

but i’m just a sad fag what did you expect??

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i honestly didn’t even think of it at the time,

but the nurse said nothing about the bruises 😅

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hit me baby one more time

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obvi i’m no expert here, but i really don’t think you can change the way my hipbones look like that, coach.

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[my pussy] taste like pepsi cola

my scruff display name is still “taste like pepsi cola” and it brings me such a perverse joy when men are like “do you really taste like pepsi wink wink” and i’m just like “afraid not”