[raccoonboywrites]

SERIES

Sorry I Missed You (Multi chapter slow burn, angst, smut, canon upside down elements)

Series (finished)

Red Light Nights (Multi chapter slow burn, minor angst, heavy smut, canon compliant.)

Series (Cancelled)

ONE SHOTS

I Will if You Will - spin the bottle smut

Giving Eddie Head Blurb

Go Slowly - aftercare sex with Eddie in the shower

Locker Room Blues- Eddie comforts reader who’s insecure about their small breasts. Fluff and smut.

Virgin Eddie blurb

Sex with Eddie on molly (content warning for drug use)

Desire (Bisexual!Eddie x Bisexual!Reader coming out blurb)

Watch You (Eddie x Autistic!Reader voyeurism smut)

Giving Eddie a handjob in a sundress

Rockstar!Eddie musings

Sub!Eddie blurb

More Sub!Eddie thoughts

Eddie “sensitive balls” Munson

Vampire!Eddie drinks from you while he fucks you

Eddie’s shibari confusion

Stimming with his partner’s pussy

Tell me how it feels- playing with Eddie's ass <3

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

[amiru-shrubfeast]

THE CONSEQUENCES

[mantorokk]

also helps that our sex life is fucking nasty and we’re both so autistic about roleplay that it involves intense lore. like babe before we fuck can we just decide whether or not our fantasy scenario has plumbing

[mantorokk]

It’s such a privilege and an honour to have fallen so deeply in love with someone who nurses that broken child inside you. The one that never got the right kind of love. Someone who holds that child in their arms and tells them it’s okay to laugh loudly, to love wildly, to cry without shame. I was whole before I met you; but now I am more.

[mantorokk]

Your time to be happy is long overdue, my friend. I'm so pleased you've found someone that enhances your life. If ever there was a soul I'd met that deserved a life of love and peace, it's you.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I’m wishing you all the love and grace in the world

[mantorokk]

hey!! i know that you openly love women. good start ©️

i am a bi gorlie asking for 🐱🍽️ tips because i’m new at this thank you

Just go absolutely nuts. Put your whole soul into it. Take your wilderness gear and set up camp down there

Fr though I’d go into detail but I don’t know how old you are so I’ll say this: just communicate with the Pussy Haver, ask them what they like and to guide you. It’s okay to be ‘bad’ the first few times. Each pussy haver has different needs 🫡

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[mantorokk]

Oh yeah hi this is what I look like now

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mantorokk]

Absolutely vibrating with stress over all the shit I’ve still got to do before setting off tomorrow but at least I get to spend tomorrow night in the arms of my beloved 🥺

[rhymingwithpurple]

ok so here's the thing

[cxve-inn]

I’m a country boy. And I love the fact that pretty much means two completely different things to my American followers on here than it does to my British ones

[cxve-inn]

Anyway who else grew up watching sheep shearing competitions & having pheasants invading your village for months at a time

[radiofreederry]

[foulserpent]

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

[maudit]

[vampira-carmilla]

Detail: Dante and Virgil in Hell, 1850, by William-Adolphe Bouguereau.

[madderhatter]