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shouldve charged her for that taco ~ ~ ~ hayden is a cutie patooie pass it on im a fucking dork deo is god

[phan-you-not]

I’VE HAD THIS IN MY QUEUE SINCE LAST OCTOBER, NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE HAPPY OCTOBER 3RD

[tearinmylarents-deactivated2015]

how is it already fucking time for the fucking october 3rd posts

[okaymad]

[tealesbian]

omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful

[zahraaxix]

DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything ok?? and shes like “oh yeah its fine its just my wife wasn’t feeling good so i took her home, made her some soup, yknow fun stuff” and i swear everyone in class froze for a sec cuz we never knew she was a lesbian but then we spent a good 30 min of class time discussing whether her wife actually ate the soup cuz we all know she sucks at cooking

[tealesbian]

that is the best thing I’ve heard all day omg

[titaniatargaryen]

this is beautiful

[decalexas]

I had a professor who would talk in class about her wife and their four daughters and it always made me go !!! inside. like, wooooow, family goals.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

In my undergrad, I took a module that had two lecturers teaching it. The first was very butch and would occasionally talk about how brilliant her wife was in the field and would talk about her kids and general family life. Then the other lecturer took over classes, and she would talk about her wife too, and how brilliant her wife was academically. Then they taught a class together and the penny dropped. They were talking about each other and both thought the other was the literal shit in their area of media. 

[vaspider]

It’s been delightful for me to watch my friends finally able to get legally married. Every time @crofethr says “my wife” it’s like a chorus of bluejays dance around behind her.

[hazelbeewitched]

I was at work at a deli a few weeks ago and this group of three women came in pretty late at night. One was the mother of one of them, and the other two were just being really cute and holding hands and cuddling and whatnot. One was leaning on the other and she seemed really tired, so her wife ordered for her and the mom was like, “Married for seven years, they know each others’ orders by heart” and I honestly felt like I’d been blessed

[tealesbian]

oh my god that’s beautiful

[saeryal]

one time a lecturer was discussing all the stupid reasons she’s been called up in front of the board (which include an actual formal accusation of witchcraft) and once a student accused her of homophobia and homophobic statements and she walked into the formal board hearing with her only prepared defense being “remember how I’m married to another woman ok thanks let’s go get lunch” 

[tealesbian]

dchxhgsfahKasggzjz oh my god

[cozymello]

I’m an optician and one day I had 2 women, one blonde and one brunette, come in to pick up glasses. I had the blonde try on hers while the brunette was talking to one of my coworkers. When she put them on I said, “Oh looks like they’re not sitting straight.” Without missing a beat she said “Oh honey, nothing about me is straight,” and proceeded to pat her wife on the butt and say “Honey, did you hear what I said? It was really funny. Honey? Honey, I said nothing about me is straight.”

[tealesbian]

me too tbh

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Me thinking of a drawing: How the fuck do I do that

Me drawing: What the fuck am I doing

Me looking at a finished drawing: How the fuck did I do that

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Ive moved ya'll!

@manysmallmangoes I live here now, come say hi!

[moveslikecurt]

[chrissymodi-frost]

I have to reblog this today!

[nose-nippin-fun]

((I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR!))

[sixpenceee]

Ghost Games: The Bath

This game originated in Japan and involves summoning a ghost that will follow you all day trying to catch you. The object of the game is to avoid being caught.

It’s VERY dangerous. Screwing around with the spirit world is NO joke. 

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[sixpenceee]

i can only drink cold water because it’s icy and frigid like my soul

[sixpenceee]

Clever Creepy Story

As I was tucking my son into bed last night, he said to me “Daddy, what kind of man are you?” The question caught me off guard. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I mean what kind of letter-man are you?” This made me even more confused. Letter-man? What could he be talking about? “I don’t know, buddy, what sort of letter-man are you?“ ”Well, I thought I was a U-man, but the man outside the church kept pointing at me and saying I was an O-man. Mommy said he was crazy, but he just looked scared to me” I was starting to see what he was getting at, but I still wasn’t sure how to answer. Finally my son got impatient “So come on daddy, tell me already! Are you a U-man like me, or are you a D-man like the one on the ceiling?”

IF YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND

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[manysmallmangos-blog]

True Urban Legends

1: Escalators are dangerous. Toes and entire feet have been chewed off by them.

2: A 57 year old man started to find that things were going amiss in his house. He put video camera's around the house and found out that a Japanese women had ben living in his cupboards using his house for an entire year.

3: People have been buried alive countless times.

4: Skeletons of people have been found in walls numerous times also.

5: Ever heard of someone falling in love with someone else only to found out they're the DEVIL ? Well newlyweds Newlyweds Shriya and Bimal Patel were on vacation when Shirya offered her hudband a hot oil massage. Bimal noticed far too late that the oil she poured on him was gas and that the candles weren't there for romance.

6: Killer doctor stories ? Glen Tucker was a terrible plastic surgeon. The women for breast transplants came out with square breasts. But ake the story of Jan Lehman, who had nothing more than a broken nose when she came to see Tucker. Midway through surgery, she WOKE UP to find the "doctor" wheeling her into a strangely dark and deserted operating room. She then passed out, but awoke again as Tucker brutally tore tubing from her nose, destroying her stitches.

7: Snakes and rats have been known to climb up sewer pipes and into toilets. It has happened before.

8: There are people known as organ thieves. They kidnap innocent people and cut out their organs to sell to the black market. It has happened plenty of times.

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Some Terminology of Stages of Death

Pallor Mortis (paleness of death): Almost immediately after death a body of a person with light skin will begin to grow very pale. this is caused by a lack of blood in the Capillary region of the blood vessel. In a fully functioning body, that is alive, the skin is the color it is because blood is rushing through all the veins and vessels that are woven throughout the body. in a dead body the blood no longer runs, and starts to succumb to gravity and to sink to the part of the body that is facing down, this is also the beginning of a later stage of livor mortis

Algor mortis(cooling of death): after death a human body will no longer be working to keep warm, and as a result will start cooling. about an hour postmortem (after death) a human body will have decreased around 2 degrees celcius, and will continue to decrease one degree celcius until it reaches the temperature of the environment around it

Rigor Mortis(death stiffness): about three hours after death a chemical change in the muscles of a human corpse causes the limbs of the corpse to become stiff and difficult to move. maximum rigor is reached at about 12-24 hours after death, the muscles in a humans face are affected first, with the rigor then spreading to other parts of the body. The corpse is stiff for 1-3 days, and after this time tissue decay and leaking digestive enzymes cause the body to start to relax and become soft again as it slowly decomposes.

Livor Mortis(bluish color of death) or postmortem lividity: Within 6-12 hours after death a humans body will no longer have a pumping heart to circulate all the blood that is in the body. because of this there is nothing to stop the effect of gravity, and all the blood will start to move with gravity towards the part of the body closest to the ground causing a purplish red discoloration of the skin.. This discoloration does not occur in the areas of the body that are in contact with the ground or another object, as the capillaries are compressed

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Paranormal Facts

1: Ghosts like to be around people, where there is a lot human activity.

2: That's why graveyards, paradoxically have 0 to little spiritual activity

3: Ghosts can attach themselves to objects, like dolls, mirrors, paintings etc.

4: Ghosts are the spirits of dead people, demons are NONhuman

5: A poltergeist is the spirit of a mischievous person

6: Demons feed off of negative energy (guilt, depression, shame, anxiety)

7: The best way to ward one off is to bleed positive energy (love, compassion, forgiveness)

8: Demons can disguise themselves as a deceased loved one

9: Reason #8 is why you should be very careful when contacting the dead

10: There are safe ways to contact the dead. If you're trying to reach out to a specific deceased loved one. Check on my blog (sixpenceee.tumblr.com) under the paranormal section for that safe method.

11: Possession during astral projection can be possible, but that person would have to be inviting the demon in with open arms.

12: If you meditate on a daily basis you can become more in tune with the paranormal world.

13: Animals are naturally in tune with the paranormal/spiritual world. Your pet can probably see things you can't.

14: Very young kids and elderly who are approaching death are also in tune with the other side.

[sixpenceee]

This story isn’t true, and someone informed me they found it offensive to the Zoroastrian culture. 

So here I am telling you to not take it seriously or make radical assumptions about the Zoroastrians, and by all means to treat it as an extremely creepy story. 

[sixpenceee]

YESS, YES, YES, YES A MILLION TIMES

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Worst Types of People

1: Women who cheat on their men, while he is fighting a war

2: Men who cheat on their women, while she has cancer

3: Parent who'd care more about their ideals for their children, rather than what the children want

4: Best friends who secretly talk about you behind your back and spill your secrets

5: Siblings who don't really protect their younger sibling from bullies

6: Bullies who make fun of kids to a point where they contemplate suicide

7: People who don't take the time out to hear what you're trying to say and automatically assume you're wrong

8: People who make fun of you for something you can't control

9: People who use other people for something materialistic (a gold digger, a player)

[manysmallmangos-blog]

Love: I want you to be happy

Infatuation: I want you to be happy with me and me only

Love: I care about your feelings more than mine

Infatuation: I care about you but I always think about me first

Love: Give me some time, I'll forgive you

Infatuation: I HATE YOU ! NEVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN !

Love: I love you because of the way your eyes crinkle when you laugh

Infatuation: You have nice hair

Love: I'll try to understand your point of view.

Infatuation: You're so unfair !

Love: I think about our future together all the time

Infatuation: I think about you and me in bed together all the time

Love: I still get butterflies in my stomach when I see your face

Infatuation: I'm completely over you and it only took me a couple of months

Love: It's been 3 months, I care about you so much.

Infatuation: I know it's only been 2 weeks, but I'm in love with you

[sixpenceee]

Creepy Story: Mommy can I ?

This one freaked out a lot of people. 

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