hallo

definitely a giant nerd. quite possibly a very, very bad spy.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Your so annoying. . Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way. ...

Oh it's over for you idiot now I'm in your head

[femmestoker]

your faggotry is enchanting and your dykery beguiles

[grecoromanyaoi]

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

[cardamomkutti]

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[ringmodulation-deactivated20250]

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

[schistcity]

elsevier is a beautiful name for a baby wizard

[schistcity]

zoom classes at the wizard school today because archmage elsevier the wise and grand sorcerer j'stor the learned are engaged in battle on the campus lawn

[lakevida]

too abstract to live too concrete to die

[stoneware]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[hawberries]

If anyone is coming here from twitter, just picture yourselves tiptoeing cautiously into a dark, dusty, long-abandoned empty house at the edge of a wild and overgrown wood only to realise I’ve been living here the entire time. The sofa has a dent in it where people sit most frequently. There’s a veggie patch outside that’s starting to bloom as we head into summer. I’m cleaning the grout in the bathroom

[gnawgag]

House of wolves - mcr

[omnidens-deactivated20251215]

“lgbt people have been harassed and killed for showing off their sexuality and talking about the fact they have sex, sex has played a fundamental role in lgbt history” and “not feeling sexual attraction can be extremely alienating and asexual people are welcome here since they do not fit into the stereotypical idea of sexuality” are both things that can coexist. you know that right. they don’t cancel each other out

[wedy]

"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

[sharkgirldick]

Girl knight looking for a Lady to serve. Experienced in monster slaying. Happy to be an extension of your will in exchange for but a fleeting moment of your lips against mine.

Willing to spar with my shirt off.

Blade length 34", if it matters.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t wait until I’m old and have wrinkles that show off how much I’d laughed and smiled all my life

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[ezmads]

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post