Artist, gay, being of unknown origins

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[maplenvibes]

Only the concernedape, master of the four arts, can bring balance to the world and create the ultimate activity, Stardew Valley.

[maplenvibes]

I don’t know what’s crazier The fact that tumblr itself finally got hit with the dodgeball of prophecy on their TWITTER POST TEASING ABOUT APRIL FOOLS PREDICTING THE GOOD OMENS 3 PROMO/RELEASE or the fact that NO ONE SEEMS TO HAVE NOTICED THAT IT HAPPENED

[maplenvibes]

if a cadillac car is damaged in a accident/disater/whatever

dose that make it cadillatceral damage?

[maplenvibes]

yew wouldn't brieleave some of the crumbpleatly eggxaggerated things peaple say about my food puns, with their halfbaked statemints that i'm "cheesey or unappleing." they know nutting about the sausepecifics of my craft! do you think I carrot those idiots hate me? no!

[dumpy-dump]

warm fuzzies

[maplenvibes]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I Am a lucky person! like, not all the time, but when it matters. I can't count the amount of times i've done something that could of gotten me killed but didn't.

[maplenvibes]

Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

that one dinky ass song for return to dreamland

[maplenvibes]

Item: An Old Key Rarity: ⏶ Common

What games have opened doors for you in real life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

uhhhh undertale? please dont hurt me.

[maplenvibes]

Something I noticed/ Act 2 theory

so I was rewatching to crk act 2 trailer W.I.P and it got to the part where we see like the dragons and corrupted gaurdians and that stuff but..

I was looking at this frame and...

WHO TF IS THIS GUY???? and why are they glareing at the others

At first I thought it could be "ebony dragon" that obscure Umbra cookie in ovenbreak talkis about but there are a few issues with that. The color asociated with the ebony dragon is a shade of crimson and they haven't actually been seen in OB yet. I don't think devsisters would show them off in a CRK trailer befor showing them in OB.

so uh who is this? well I have a theory, so far we have had it so that each ancient/area get their own respective segment each major plotline. and I dont think thats changeing since the trailer shows three groups of cookies and then smilk. why am I mentioning this? well...

I think this might have some connection to or could BE dark cacao cookie

Heres the evidence

obvious one out of the way first his awakend form is literally dragon lord, and he is closely tied to the white and black dragons

while all the ancient cookies show pupils when emotional (hell PV even gets small slit pupils though I think it's due to the pupils streaching with his eyes which Dark caca's don't) Dark cacao's are notable because they are full slits, they also are not the only set of pupils he has as in one of his sprites, he has normal rounded ones, In the angry sprite he also has a shadow around his head which resembels pitayas transform sprites.

Dark cacao's design also has quite a few physical resemblences to the mystery dragon espiceally in the title screen for the Heros of Dark Cacao update

he has almost the same eyes, the horn on the dragon resembles the front of his crown, they have similar hair and their signature color is purple. Longan Dragon would also HATE the fact that a mere cookie would dare be called "Dragon lord" and the fact that he "defeated" the white and black dragons.

TLDR dark cacao is or has some sort of connection to the mystery dragon

[maplenvibes]

wait.. enhance?

ZOOM

[atalanta133]

why did every other Mii in the Tomodachi Life direct want that clown carnally???

[maplenvibes]

my for you page is to well cultivate with the like 3 fandoms I’m in to the point I feel I am being quarantined from the rest of tumblr like a sick animal. please let me in I want to play dolls too

[maplenvibes]

I wanna put rainbow rocket Lysandre and L in a room together just to see what happens.

[lichjuno]

ok girl we get it

[maplenvibes]

the best part about useing the cookie run cookie designs for this is that lorewise, this could 100% be how the cookie versions of them were created and it is my new headcannon.

[animentality]

[maplenvibes]

local dumbfuck discovers the Decadent Choco Cake Tower, commits gamble, and finishes their collection of old ass traumatized cookies.

[maplenvibes]

this wasn't really how I wanted my first actual post about crk to go but

THOSE THINGS ARE WINGS!?!?

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST RIBBONS