Canada / Cana / Nada

He/It/Maple + other Neos | 19 y.o | Digital artist, animator and fanfic writer

[maplewereperyton]

Hello and welcome to the chaotic mess that I call my blog!

I sometimes post art on here, but I usually just reblog stuff or ramble about random things. Occasionally I also post silly videos, gifs or images that my little pea brain finds funny.

Current biggest hyperfixation(s): Knight Rider (1982), Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung

My preferred names are Canada, Cana or Nada, Nada being the one I use the most. But, if you want, you can just call me MapleWereperyton, Maple or MWP!

I go by He/It/Maple + other Neos. I use Nonhuman and Masc terms!

I'm 19 and my birthday is on February 14.

Fandoms: Countryhumans (my main one), Supernatural, HLVRAI, ULTRAKILL, Regretevator, MLP Creepypasta, Stray (the cat game with robots), Iron Lung, Project Hail Mary, Block Tales, TF2 and Knight Rider (1982).

BYI: I'm very socially awkward. I have a horrible memory. I can't tell tone over text, so please use tone tags. I swear like a sailor and reclaim the F and T slur. I usually use a typing quirk, but I can type normally if needed. I struggle to understand hints, so if I do something wrong please be blunt.

DNI: TCOAAL, Alfred's Playhouse, BTD, Endo ''systems'', Trump/ICE supporters, Russia supporters, Zionists, TransIDs, Radqueers/Xenosatanists, Wincesties, people under 15, shedtwt, Zoos, Pedos, Necros, Proship/Darkship, Sovreich shippers and AI ''artists''.

Boundaries: Ask before venting. Don't repost my art/animations without permission and credit. Inspo is fine as long as it's not a carbon copy. Don't ask to be my friend if we literally just met. No sexual jokes if I don't know you.

Art status: Comms closed. Art Trades friends only. Collabs friends only. Requests friends only.

If you want to know more about me you can read my Strawpage, which is linked down below.

My Strawpage

Both red dividers by dollywons. Teeth divider by mmadeinheavenn. Antlers divider by olenvasynyt. Snowflake divider by cursed-carmine.

[maplewereperyton]

you know what? here's a bunch of headcanons I have for Grace

he's Trans and Aroacespec. where on the aro and ace spectrums?? no idea but he's SOMEWHERE on there.

speaking of spectrums, he definitely has Autism and ADHD

sometimes he wears dresses and Eridian jewelry. he's not on Earth anymore so why should he care about gender norms

he's an age regressor BECAUSE I SAID SO. I found out about the concept of little Grace a while ago and I absolutely fell in love with it. little Grace you mean so much to me

he's a Red fox Therian. i got this idea solely because of all the fox related Grace fanart so big shoutout to all of those artists

back when he was still on Earth, he had top surgery but not bottom surgery. he just didn't want it

I will definitely make more over time but for now this is all of them. also like 98% of these headcanons are just me projecting (if you couldn't tell)

[maplewereperyton]

you CANNOT convince me that curling up under a soft blanket isn't one of the absolute best feelings in the world ever

so comfy. so warm. so safe

[ser1aldesn]

ITS SO NICE. and yk what makes it even better? big bed and making a makeshift nest with pillows, other blankets & plushies and THEN curling up in the middle holding a pillow or plush and with a blanket over you. literally the best feeling ever

[maplewereperyton]

YES OOMF EXACTLY. YOU GET ME

[ser1aldesn]

YEAH!!! i dont really sleep like that because im scared of like. hurting my back, but i do sometimes just relax like that

[maplewereperyton]

i should try to make a drawing of the way i sleep it's really silly me thinks

[maplewereperyton]

you CANNOT convince me that curling up under a soft blanket isn't one of the absolute best feelings in the world ever

so comfy. so warm. so safe

[ser1aldesn]

ITS SO NICE. and yk what makes it even better? big bed and making a makeshift nest with pillows, other blankets & plushies and THEN curling up in the middle holding a pillow or plush and with a blanket over you. literally the best feeling ever

[maplewereperyton]

YES OOMF EXACTLY. YOU GET ME

[maplewereperyton]

can't stop thinking about the little animated dancing guy on the big ass screen in Moldova's Eurovision performance

i love him so much he's so silly

[maplewereperyton]

THIS GUY

[maplewereperyton]

can't stop thinking about the little animated dancing guy on the big ass screen in Moldova's Eurovision performance

i love him so much he's so silly

[maplewereperyton]

you CANNOT convince me that curling up under a soft blanket isn't one of the absolute best feelings in the world ever

so comfy. so warm. so safe

[maplewereperyton]

it's really funny to me seeing videos someone's hear me out cake and people freaking out about something that is just BARELY not ''attractive'' by most standards. which is like. the entire point of a hear me out cake in the first place (but i won't get into that here)

and then there's me.

attracted to axes? yep. attracted to chainsaws? yep. attracted to vehicles, robots, old computers and old TVs? yep. attracted to airplanes? yep. attracted to cranes? yep. attracted to excavators? yep. attracted to trains? yep.

there's probably more but these are just the ones i can remember off the top of my head

[yetanotherkrblog]

It's pride month, where are the objectum Michael Knight edits??

[maplewereperyton]

i need to know if i'm genuinely tweaking or if this is normal. does anyone else have moments where you're sitting or standing and. your body just?? starts twitching uncontrollably?? AND LIKE YOU CAN'T STOP IT. IF YOU TRY TO STOP IT THEN IT HAPPENS EVEN MORE. YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT IT OUT

[maplewereperyton]

being a European that isn't really into Eurovision is really funny because. a bunch of songs i listened to as a kid ARE from Eurovision and i had no idea (Euphoria by Loreen for example)

the first Eurovision i actually sat down to watch was this year's. and i've been listening to Czechia's, Norway's and Moldova's entries SO MUCH ever since it ended.

if i was one of the judges my personal top 3 ratings would be 1. Moldova 2. Norway and 3. Czechia

while i don't like Bulgaria's song as much as the 3 listed above, i tolerate it PURELY because at least Israel didn't win. i still have no idea why the fuck they're allowed in Eurovision in the first place

i mean okay Australia being in it confuses me but they have the british crown excuse so i guess it's fine. plus the EBU did kick Russia out of the contest entirely in 2022. but the country actively commiting a genocide is still allowed?? for some reason??

[maplewereperyton]

i found this image on Pinterest several times by now

and this comment absolutely sends me every single time i see it

[kitts-wife272]

Did you know I was the one who PUT IT ON Pinterest in the first place? You should thank me 😊

[maplewereperyton]

thank you kitts-wife272 for your service

[maplewereperyton]

no one will ever stop me from having "weird" headcanons for my blorbos.

yes I will make that character have Autism, ADHD and a bunch of other things JUST BECAUSE I CAN

yes I will make that character use xenogenders and neopronouns JUST BECAUSE I CAN

yes I will make that character an age regressor JUST BECAUSE I CAN

yes I will make that character an alterhuman (whether it's otherkin, a therian or anything else) JUST BECAUSE I CAN

yes I will make that character objectum JUST BECAUSE I CAN

yes I will make that character a satanist JUST BECAUSE I CAN

this is MY house and I get to do whatever I want and if YOU don't like it the door is right there

[obsidian-thing]

Imagine constantly dehumanizing neurodivergent people and then being surprised when they start to identify with something non human

[maplewereperyton]

THIS. i've had to deal with people dehumanizing me so much pretty much all my life i just. figured i never really was human enough to them in the first place.

then i found out about alterhumanity and i was like oh my god this makes so much sense

but NOW every time i mention that i'm nonhuman they act like i'm SUDDENLY ''human enough'' to them

PICK A DAMN SIDE

[maplewereperyton]

random thought i just had. Grace struggling to open a snack wrapper and Simon sees this, reaches his hand out and goes ''here, let me help'' Grace proceeds to give him the snack and watches in HORROR as Simon proceeds to LITERALLY TEAR THE WRAPPER TO SHREDS WITH HIS CHEEK TEETH

and then he calmly hands the (now open) snack back into Grace's hand and Grace is staring at him like this

and Simon is VERY CONFUSED why Grace looks like he just saw a literal warzone

[maplewereperyton]

one of the stereotypes about Autism that annoys me the most is probably the ''lacking empathy'' one

literally every single time i've talked to a Neurotypical person i had the realization that i LITERALLY FEEL MORE EMPATHY THAN THEY DO.

LIKE NEUROTYPICALS STRAIGHT UP JUST DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING

but we're the ones who lack empathy?? yeah okay buddy

[maplewereperyton]

another thing i want to mention that Neurotypicals do when they find out i'm Autistic. saying ''but you don't look Autistic''

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??

[maplewereperyton]

one of the stereotypes about Autism that annoys me the most is probably the ''lacking empathy'' one

literally every single time i've talked to a Neurotypical person i had the realization that i LITERALLY FEEL MORE EMPATHY THAN THEY DO.

LIKE NEUROTYPICALS STRAIGHT UP JUST DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING

but we're the ones who lack empathy?? yeah okay buddy

[maplewereperyton]

another thing i want to mention that Neurotypicals do when they find out i'm Autistic. saying ''but you don't look Autistic''

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO??