Space Cat

@maraskowa

THE DARK WEENIE OF ALL. マラス. 22. Poland. She/Her INTJ. Whovian. Browncoat. Toasterfrakker. Ailurophile.

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Me: Why was Luke seeing two suns?! OH MY GOD WAS HE IN TATTOINE THIS WHOLE TIME?!! WHERE'S THE SAND?

Friend:...It was the reflection of the sun in the water ._. there is just one

Me:... it was 3 in the morning

i’m sorry

Over the years, a lot of people have asked: “How did Carrie Fisher never, eh, quite get over being Princess Leia and have a big film career after it?” All the hilarious stories they tell about her now make it clear: She just couldn’t quite play the Hollywood game. She was too honest, upfront and a bit crazy. (And not interested in hiding it.)

No, seriously: If Harvey Weinstein had even tried that shit on her, he’d have literally been in fear for his life. I’m convinced of it.

Relatable

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Oscar Isaac is best thing since sliced bread when it comes to Stormpilot

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I loved this one scene in Star Wars the Last Jedi when everything stops and goes quiet for a few seconds. That was a perfect moment, it felt as if all people in cinema held their breaths. Awesome feeling 🖒

Hux’s face at the beginning of The Last Jedi describing the whole spectrum of my emotions in 2017

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Iconic moments in each Star Wars film

The Phantom Menace: Duel of the fates

Attack of the Clones: Duel between Yoda and Dooku

Revenge of the Sith: Duel between Anakin and Obiwan

A New Hope: Destruction of the Death Star

Empire Strikes Back: Vader is Luke’s father reveal

Return of the Jedi: Showdown between Luke and Vader

The Force Awakens: Showdown between Rey and Finn against Kylo Ren

The Last Jedi: Kylo Ren choking Hux

You: Leia isn't force sensitive

Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi, an intellectual: *inhales* BOI

The last Jedi quick summary

Luke : I’m too old for this shit

Leia : poe no

Poe : poe yes

Rey : I have currently no idea of what I am doing

Finn : ok OK EVERYONE I’M READY I’M READY I CAN DO IT I CAN-

Rose : no.

Kylo ren : I’m angry and sad but mostly angry

Hux : I need a fucking nap

Leader snoke : I should have stayed an holo

Phasma : scum scum scum everywhere

Bonus :

Me: what the fuck just happened

Leia: use my personal code, get their attention

communications officer: what’s your personal code, ma’am?

Leia: GeneralEatMyAss

Obi-Wan to Vader: if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Luke to Kylo: me and your dad are gonna haunt your ass until the end of time

skyping pals don’t get shirtless for each other, dude, get dressed

fyi I actually said “I’m not het enough for this” out loud to my boyfriend when this scene came out and he snorted

non-spoiler thoughts on the last jedi

1. Snoke gets a boner for Darth Vader

2. finn is gay

3. rey protec but she also attac

4. oscar isaac is a snacc

5. finn is gay

Kylo: *yelling* Hux: *yelling louder* Kylo: *staring at Hux* da fuq man r u insane or smth?

(via duwaista)

Slay Queens slay!

oscarlovesthesea

it’s my last chance to say it so here we go:

make Finnpoe canon you fucking cowards

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