[holoduke-deactivated20251211]

Who is serj

[sarahstanky]

MISS U FOREVERRRRR

I MISS YOU TOO TY HOW IS EVERYTHING UWAHH i hope you have continued eating yumminess and preparing it and whatnot. BIG HUG come to georgia.

[sarahstanky]

miss stanky ^ i hope youre doing well whereva u are

HAIIIIII i yam still here… i keep the app on my phone ehehe. unsure why im absent however BUT ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU YVELTAL i was just thinking about everybody last night and how i hope everynyan is doing well ^__^ but how are YOU !!! la la la and love

also my wendy

[sarahstanky]

GEHEHE THANK YOU FOR NICENESS I LOVE YALL ❤️❤️

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[sarahstanky]

also i got a post queued up for tomorrow. its been waiting since may. yall get hyped🔥🔥🔥

[dogshitdotnet]

fucker talk with me

[sarahstanky]

looking at my blog god im so fucking funny. cant believe i dont have 5billionmillion folowars

[sarahstanky]

kurt there's a new juice monster called bad apple that tastes so fucking amazing and they made new alcohol monsters that are lemonade based and they're really yummy too

HI BIOLET i tried the bad apple omg it took me literally like a month to find it… SO YUMMY it tastes like manzanita but if it killed you more. and ive had alcoholic monster in the past i tried the peach one and i was actually surprised with how good it was… if they make a pipeline punch version its so fucking over for me

[sarahstanky]

hi kurt i hope yuore okay

YEOWCH CLAWS hi pickles yes i am okay i am well… i keep forgetting about tumblr except in the case of the joke of bart simpson (rude)… i hope YOU are well and life is awesome and wonderful for you…

look at this eevee i saw the other day

[sarahstanky]

[sarahstanky]

OFFICIAL KURT REVIEW OF MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WILD PASSION

beautiful can. literally cannot be improved upon

extremely light smell. kinda grapefruity

first sip reminds me of the ruby red but the aftertaste is pleasantly light

second sip is the same

after 4 sips, its reminding me most of the ultra blue hawaiian

if i had to choose between ruby red, ultra hawaiian, and this, i think id honestly go for ultra hawaiian

pretty good. not spectacular. i dont think id go out of my way to look for it again but im happy i got to try it

OVERALL RATING - 5/10

[sarahstanky]

epic rap battles shouldve done fred durst vs jonathan davis

[officeman]

Businessman normal.

[sarahstanky]

LIFE UPDATES

still blonde

hate my job

wendy smells bad

for the love of everything fraggable its farking cold in here

[sarahstanky]

so do you think Squidward has a key to the crusty crab like there’s no way he doesn’t have a key he’s gotta be an opener and a closer right if it’s only him and SpongeBob or do you think Mr. Krabs doesn’t trust either of them enough and he’s the only one with any keysbut then again at the end of the day it doesn’t even fucking matter because it’s a cartoon and they can get in anyway

[sarahstanky]

OFFICIAL KURT REVIEW OF MONSTER ENERGY KHAOTIC

was extremely excited to grab this since id only seen pictures of this. found it in some shitty gas station jn tennessee

beautuful can. once again packaging is everything

wendy licked the top of the can so that was gross. not important to the rating but she liked it so thats good i guess

smells like those vitamin c packets you put in water when you’re sick

tastes like it too

it tastes much more like medicine or candy than anything wise

its actually kinda gross. im gonna finish it because i paid like $3 but i would not buy this again

OVERALL RATING - 3/10