RESTER DANS VOTRE COMA.

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lowkey need to get more ships on here but there ain’t anyone in the OFF fandom anymore

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i haven’t thrown one out in a while so

starter call!!

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Name someone you want to be friends with even though you know it wouldn’t work out.

honesty.

          “ there are not enough people in my world to fear a lack of friendship, mon ami. ”

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11. Have you ever been abandoned? Why do you think you were left behind?

honesty.

          “ my sister and i are the heirs to the guardian enoch, ruler of zone 3. he cared for us for the first few years of our existence, but once vader eloha began the creation of her new empire, things  c h a n g e d .  we weren’t allowed to leave the main factory for a while, and he would only feed us sugar, insisting it was better for us than meat. it turned my sister into an addict and made me dependent upon the substance. when my sister became too weak-minded for the public, my father moved her to zone 0 to be kept hidden away, and i used my portion of the family’s earnings to purchase the amusement park in zone 2 and get away. i don’t know if we were abandoned per se, but it never felt like he really wanted us around. ”

     a long pause.

          “ but these are false memories, oui? they do not really matter. ”

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Tragic Honest Ask Meme

Send in a number, my character MUST answer honestly

Name someone you’ve hurt. Do you regret what you’ve done?

Have you ever shown a bad side of yourself to someone you love?

Name one of the traits you hate most about yourself, why do you hate it?

What’s personality trait you hate in one of your close friends.

Name someone you want to be friends with even though you know it wouldn’t work out. 

Have you ever felt so guilty you wanted to punish yourself? Why did you feel guilty?

Talk about one of your worst memories involving someone you love.

Talk about one of your worst memories involving someone you hate.

Talk about a time you made an enemy. 

Have you ever ruined something good? Like a friendship, a good day, a possession, something sacred?

Have you ever been abandoned? Why do you think you were left behind? 

Talk about a person you like that really hates you.

Name a time you failed something and disappointed many people and/or embarrassed yourself.

What’s one of your most prized possessions that got destroyed or taken away? 

What’s one of your worst childhood memories?

What’s a skill you’re trying to improve at even though you know you’re terrible?

Do you ever do things to hurt yourself? Talk about a time you have. 

Talk about a traumatizing memory.

Name someone you’ve failed. What did you do wrong? How do they feel about you now?

Name someone who’s failed you. What did they do wrong? How do you feel about them now?

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updated commissions! help me move out and get a good start to college this fall!

comics and GIFs are new, so here’s a little more detail on how they’ll work:

to animate your commission, it’s an extra fifteen dollars added to your final total. the animation an be minor movements, glitch effects, snow effects, or overlays.

comic prices cover simple two-panel comics. to add extra panels, it’s fifteen dollars for every one. a page is typically no more than 5 or 6 panels, so keep this in mind if you want your commission to be just one page.

i will draw

mild NSFW/smut (check out my NSFW blog to see what i will and won’t do)

OCs (must have a reference or detailed description)

all sorts of ships!

gore/violence

simple fursonas/furries

i will NOT draw

robots/mechs

incest/pedophilia/age gap ships

overly detailed characters/costumes

anything that will later be sold

fetish art

contact me here or at [email protected]

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hey guys!! consider helping out a broke about-to-be-college-student!

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someone ask me about how zacharie went from “oh fuck my entire life is a lie” to “life is a lie and time isn’t real, but at least i can make money”

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✕▓ ❰ MAGNIFIQUE. ❱

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           ❝Kingdom? Hmm. So I’m farther away than I thought, it’d seem,❞ the android murmurs as he watches the merchant draw himself back to his full height; though he seems rather unfazed. He’s far too busy grinning down at his new acquaintance, taking in the graceful way he’d bowed and the rather… unique lilt to his voice. ❝No matter. What’s being lost in an unknown locale, really, when you’re in such charming company?❞ 

He titters away to himself then, tugging his glove back on and propping a hand on his hip with an expectant grin.  

❝What do you deal in, then, my dear merchant? I’m banking on ‘enough mascara to last me until I can find my way home’ being somewhere in the equation.❞

     there’s another short dip of the head at the compliment. zacharie shrugs his oversized pack from his shoulders, letting it hit the ground with a  t h u m p  that suggests it’s much heavier than he made it seem.  “ i deal in what one needs. ”  he purrs.  “ your quest is my business. ”

     then he smirks.

          “ and your company is my greatest pleasure. ”

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♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

salty af. 

not that i know of, actually. i try to keep away from toxic people in fandoms and i’ve experienced a few people like that myself, so the majority of the company i keep now is full of good people who won’t do that. if anyone’s stolen my things, i don’t know about it because they’re not around my circle enough--which is good imo.

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✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

salty af.

a LOT. i was actually around when this whole container blog aesthetic thing first started. i was there before icons became a regular thing. there was no formatting beyond the occasional tYpInG ThiS wAy or character quirks if a person was writing home////stuck. want proof of how long i’ve been around? my first blog.

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the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

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the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

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✕▓ ❰ MAGNIFIQUE. ❱

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             ❝Just scoping out the crowd. Though, if you’re anything to go by, darling, then I have very high expectations.❞ The android practically purrs out the words, clearly drinking in every bit of the attention. This is how a star should be received. 

❝Are you a local, then?❞ he goes on to ask, all while tossing his hair and holding out a hand, palm-down, almost… expectantly. 

     this star-studded beauty likely doesn’t even have to offer his hand, but zacharie won’t mention that. a gentleman never has to  p r o v e  he is one, after all. the merchant knocks his mask upwards a bit, allowing him a bit more room so he can pick up the metal plated hand and press a literally sugar coated kiss to its top.

          “ oui, monsieur. ”  he responds, standing straight once again.  “ my name is zacharie. i am the local merchant here in the kingdom. ”

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✕▓ ❰ PETIT SQUELETTE. ❱

     he finally munches on the sugar cube (and hey it tastes way better than he’s expected!), listens closely to zach’s story and tries not to feel as bothered by it as he really is; it almost sounds like one route he knows a bit too well, with a few differences here and there–one that’s never gonna happen again, as if it really matters now. he pulls a ketchup bottle from his pocket and takes a long sip; the sweetness of the sugar cube still clinging to his metaphorical tongue adds a nice taste to it.

        * i know the feelin’         * been there a coupla times myself

          “ a couple of times...? ”  zacharie repeats. though his face is hidden, the confused tone is enough.  “ so... you have other endings? ”

     his voice is quiet, almost shaky. he sounds as if he might cry or collapse. how could one have an ending different from the others? his own world has three endings, but they all have the same outcome -- n o t h i n g .

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✕▓ ❰ PETIT SQUELETTE. ❱

    welp, he’s not going to turn down some good burger; he pulls the plate closer once more and takes a moment to enjoy the great smell before chugging it down his figurative throat all at once–and that’s the wonderful thing about monster food, the moment it just dissolves into energy and replenishes his body; as if anything in the underground can fully recharge his broken soul, but it’s still better than nothing.

    but it’s been a while since he’s tried something else but monster food and his never-ending stash of ketchup and curiosity wins over hesitation. he grabs the sugar cube and takes a long stare at it, wondering how exactly he could eat that without making a huge fuss.

        * thanks buddy         * so, yer turn to tell me ‘bout yer world

     he hums.

          “ our world is controlled by a single constant: the puppeteer. they sit beyond our game, controlling the batter, whose mission is to  p u r i f y  everything unholy and impure in our kingdom. he begins by ridding us of spectres and beasts, which plague us so badly that even our mines have ceased production. then he kills our guardians--dedan, japhet, and my father enoch. without them, the zones cannot be sustained. after the guardians are gone, he destroys the queen. the prince. and then he turns everything   O   F   F   .   ”

     he crunches on another sugar cube.

          “ and then everything is  g o n e .  ”

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✕▓ ❰ PETIT SQUELETTE. ❱

    he can’t help but watch his companion for yet another moment, not all that fazed by the strange way he devours the burger–too used to different kinds of monsters underground, eating by all kinds of different (and some disgusting) ways. and zacharie himself has told him he wasn’t human so there’s no big surprise there, really. he chuckles and pushes his own plate towards zach, a familiar gesture that hits too close to home to be comforting but that passes by ignored anyway.

        * here. ya can have mine         * ain’t really hungry

     zacharie straightens a bit as sans offers up his own plate. his appetite is rather bottomless, he knows it, and if he indulged it as often as it bothered him, he’d rival his  f a t h e r  in mass. so even though his stomach gurgles hungrily at the smell, he pushes the plate back a bit more.

          “ merci beaucoup, sans, but i will live fine without a second helping. ”  his teeth ache for the taste of sugar anyway, and he reaches into his pocket to pull a handful of sugar cubes from within. he unwraps one and pops it into his mouth, and then holds out his hand to offer sans one as well.

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Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

          “ no. i am not bothered by blood. i have seen it so often, it is as welcome as the plastic shores. ”