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;HEY SMILEY TRASHBAG <33333

If I’m one of your favorite blogs send me “hey loser” or “hey smiley trashbag”

Aw snap. An insult never sounded so sweet, especially from a familiar face. 

 We’ve been mutuals forever and a day, and I’m really honored. Thank you. ♡ 

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.。.:*・°☆ ... Huh. After all that time spent searching an empty Underground for Mettaton, Mew had come to the surface defeated - she’d figured she’d never see him again, never have to listen to him brag about his amazing body, the one he’d had while Mads had been stuck in some stupid dummy.

She’d hoped she’d never see him again, but...

Here he was.

Mettaton, Napstablook, even Shyren?

Waiting until the others leave, Mew slowly approaches her cousin, the much smaller animatronic having to strain her neck to look at him. She probably looks like a child compared to him.

“... Mettaton?” Comes her cutesy anime voice - considering her new look, her new everything, he likely won’t recognize her at first, but... that might be kinda nice.

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     n e v e r  has he seen such color in his life. yes, he’s seen these particular colors, but always painted across the background of a grey sky or planted atop plastic lakes and rivers. this is bright, vibrant, far from  d i s m a l  and shined to a mirror finish.

     he’s   a   w   e   s   t   r   u   c   k   . 

          “ bonjour, mon cher. ”  zacharie greets, bowing at the waist to further charm his company.  “ just what is such a fine creature doing in such a dull place as this? ”

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“Thank you, M - Mettaton!”  A new dress; they’re delighted with the gift, and hold it close to their chest.  Their smile only widens as they gaze up at him.  “S - Sometimes it surprises me how...n - nice you all are to me!”  The words aren’t meant to make him sad.  The gift seems a stark contrast to the family they had before, that’s all.  Frisk always had clothes enough, sure.  But precious few surprises or indulgences.  “My o - old family ------ my old family didn’t like me v - very much, so th - this is really nice!”

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* Undyne had been preparing for this moment. She didn’t have much in common with Alphys’s friend, but recently she had grown rather... impressed with his style of combat. And she didn’t just mean the way he handled a chainsaw.

She came up to the robot during his free time, stood before him, a dead serious expression in her unwavering glare. The eyes of a warrior. She would not accept no for an answer, and it showed.

“ I want to learn how to fight... in heels. ”

* She had a pair of red stilettos hanging in her webbed hand. The heels were sharpened to a point, notably. They were like daggers.

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platedprimadonna replied to your post: The Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Lust, Envy, Greed,...

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you shouldnt have let me go on like this for as long as you have

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Mercy looks up from their drawing and immediately smiles at the robot. They haven’t seen him in quite awhile due to his growing fame on the surface.

Which also meant they haven’t given him a hug in awhile either. That being said, they quickly latch onto Mettaton, giving him a tight squeeze around the waste.

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platedprimadonna replied to your post “wisdom teeth are obviously wrongly named because i don’t have any, and...”

;they also don’t make u smart they just hurt

exactly. if they renamed them to something like “twat teeth”, not only would it be a more accurate name, but it would be hilarious when dentists had to refer to them.

“hello, today we are going to extract the twat teeth. do not fear.”