You could hardly believe your eyes at the sight of your college buddy, Mitch. Once a lean & toned frat boy, his frame now told a story of maintained eating habits without the college workout routine. Upon seeing you, he waddled his way over:
"Hey, wassup man! It's been years! Thoughts on this pool gig?" (He followed the downward gaze of your eyes and blushed)
"Yep, I know I've gotten to be a real porker. But I wouldn't change it for the world! Anything beats the 'pretty boy' routine I had in college. I would rather weigh 50 TIMES as much than put up with working out again"
You smirked, taking note of every new pound he had already gained on his tubby frame. You had a feeling that, in the coming months, you and Mitch would be getting much, much closer.
