𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁
CAN THEY USE CHOPSTICKS: No, and by the end of his meal, he’d be too inebriated to properly learn from his mistakes. If he gave it a proper go, though, and abstained for once he’d end up learning, though !
WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN’T SLEEP: Back when he was still alive, James would cease trying && work on some plan or other he had cooking up. This was mostly him just breaking out the parchment && pencils and doodling whatever fantastical building idea he’d had in mind, or he’d make art of human anatomical studies ( because that is so normal ! ). Nowadays, he doesn’t need to sleep, nor does he attempt to do so, so the issue is nonexistent !
WHAT WOULD THEY IMPULSE BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE: He would impulse buy mangos. He likes mangos, and during his teenaged / early adult years they weren’t particularly easy to get ahold of, so when they were there it was an instant grab. If he could leave the Cortez now, it would be the same. James March is a mango fiend, pass it on !
WHAT ORDER DO THEY WASH THINGS IN THE SHOWER: This is a fun one ! James washes his face first. It’s often the most exposed skin he has, other than his hands ( which are usually washed before he bathes ), and so is exposed to most of the elements ... And the non-elements such as : blood, other bodily fluids, chemicals, etc. He then washes his hair, his underarms, and then his body. If it’s a shaving / facial hair grooming day, this is instead the first thing he does. He doesn’t have a particular skin care routine or anything, just soap && water is enough for him.
WHAT’S THEIR COFFEE ORDER: James, when young, would take his coffee with one cream, one sugar. As he got older, he stopped taking sugar in his coffee, and nowadays he takes it completely black.
WHAT SORT OF APPS WOULD THEY HAVE ON THEIR SMARTPHONE: This is also fun --- James, I fell, would have a lot of puzzle / mind game apps. He would also have a crossword app, no doubt about that. He’d likely also have those building design games ( like the Sims ) and those little business-running games. In terms of practical apps, he’d have a personal and a business F*cebook, as well as an official business Inst*gram account for The Cortez. Other than that, I can’t see him being big on social media. Though @horrificks sent me this, and I think James with a Tinder is hilarious.
HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN: James is interesting around children. In a sense, children almost frighten him, because he’s afraid if he ever had his own, he’d turn into his father, thus his children turning into him. However, that doesn’t effect how he behaves, while he’s sort of stand-off-ish around them, he also makes a decent effort to be extra funny. He’d like them to be happy.
WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY’RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON: Back in the day, the TV itself would be the item of the watching ; TV was invented in 1927 / 1928, and while it existed, it wouldn’t be sold until after James’ death, so looking at displays of them was enough. Nowadays, if nothing he likes is on, he settles for auctioning shows or ... Reality TV. Yes, you read that correctly. Reality TV.
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