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^^literally fuck

[poedad-deactivated20171226]

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

[vewn]

[alwaysmeek]

I’m at a point in my life where I just don’t care anymore so if you stress me out I’m just not gonna deal with you anymore.

[declinate]

[ratgorexxxx]

me, screaming at my cup of green tea: RAISE MY METABOLISM YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nick-avallone]

me: *sees a string of random letters*

my mind: lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

[bunney]

for sale. beyblades. never ripped.

[sansgod]

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

[just-shower-thoughts]

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[fuckaerobics-deactivated2018012]

[this-is-me-irl]

Me_irl

[historyandmemes]

Noah when it started raining and everybody tried to apologize and get on the Ark….

[p0rtion-contr0l]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[winehaus]

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between