Hello ! My name is Angel. I am a big royal margarine fan who happens to have a passion for art and writing ! Though I am not the best at lengthy formats like writing oneshots, I will try my best to present well-thought headcanons for your request !
FOR REQUESTING:
I will still be accepting requests even if my ask box is closed ! ( I will simply put it in queue for a long while )
as long as the request abides by the rules, I will continue to accept it !
I accept:
- character x reader
- character x character
- character x oc
- I only write headcanons, please keep that in mind
- I do not accept any inappropriate requests ( NSFW/gore )
- I do not have a set schedule, and I write when I have free time, know that I can't complete a request immediately
- default gender for the reader will be gender neutral, if you want any other gender then please specify that when requesting
- look at the character lists before you request, everything you should know will be there
- I currently only write for cookie run ( mainly kingdom ), I will possibly add more fandoms/characters if I ever feel confident enough to write for them !
- will possibly write about my own oc x characters aswell
GENERAL RULES/DO NOT INTERACT:
- This includes the general dni list
- if you'd like to talk to me about characters or about your ocs then I'm always open !
- nothing too creepy and/or any inappropriate behavior please ( though thirsting for characters is an exception )
I was never meant to come back on here as I've migrated somewhere else again, and my only intent was to grab old requests from here. I don't know who you are or what that exactly means, I know this was sent all the way back in January but you're free to reach out on my new blog if you have a problem with me. ( @royalmargarineswife )
notes: it's been awhile haha. This has been in my drafts since 2023. I apologize that it's super short, its originally unfinished but might as well post it. I might only write for royal margarine cookie this time around, so feel free to request me anything for royal margarine !
oh ?? the famous royal margarine cookie wants to court you ? You are quite the special one ! Yet knowing who you are, it's gonna take more than just a few words to truly swoon over such a majestic cookie ! ~
as expected, royal margarine cookie makes more of an effort to graciously flirt with you, spending most of his free time coming up with more creative lines to, hopefully, make you fall for him ! The special cookie that ( unbeknownst to him ) made him swoon from mere presence !
He makes it his goal to make you fall just as hard for him. ' it should be quite easy for a charming cookie such as I ! ~ ' the dragon rider thinks
to see you reject his words takes him aback, but takes this as a challenge, as a dragon rider he must not give up so easily.
maybe you both had met at the bar, and so it begins. Royal margarine cookie making his daily visit to the bar to have a drink or two with a cookie like you, and graciously throw a pickup line or two in the midst of your conversation, making sure to take a good look at your features to find any form of reaction ( or maybe its another excuse to truly admire you lovingly )
whether you reaction to his advances are positive or not, it’s quite obvious how nervous he is— stiff posture, glancing anywhere but your eyes, and the fidgeting of his fingers.
Despite his multitude of praise and compliments at you, royal margarine is not someone who will take things further, leaving you constantly open to reject him. At this rate, if you want to take things further, it’s up to you on taking the lead ! He swears he’s trying !!!
during the ACTUAL courting stage, royal margarine ensures that nothing goes wrong ! Being the most chivalric and sweet cookie that could only be seen in fairytales ! Many townsfolk are fond at the sight of you two, and grandma cookie can’t help but let out a soft sigh towards it, muttering “ ah, young love ! “ ( even if you two may not be as young as she claims anymore .. )
while there are people who can’t help but turn their heads towards you both, there’s a certain group that really, really aren’t fond of the amount of attention he’s giving to you. Said people are royal margarine’s fans in particular.
many would cast you jealous stares, envious, wanting to be them instead of you. Royal margarine tells you to pay no mind, yet you can’t help but wonder: what makes you so special out of the bunch ?
royal margarine wouldn’t admit it— unless drunk, but he knows, in his heart, that you’ve seen him as more than just a deception he’s succumbed himself into. An endless, perfect performance that somehow, some way, you found a way through the loophole of lies that have driven more than just fake stories.
A fake role, fake personality, fake everything, and yet you loved him— tended to him like it was second nature. If anyone should be asking ‘ what makes me so special than the rest ? ‘ it should be him.
although he’s inexperienced, he really does try to show more of it that he truly is genuine with the ( sometimes over-the-top ) things he does.
Royal margarine is slowly learning, growing overtime, to overcome fears— one of them in having the habit to hide and hide away until the sun disappears, where not even tears that flow down can be seen by the naked eye. He hopes that no one but you sees the raw emotion through his eyes, when he hands you a bouquet with a red, smiling face
“ I know I’m not really.. well— the BEST at these things, and you don’t have to like what I do !!! You deserve so much more …! But.. I hope to see you only see the truth, and not the lies I’ve built up. “
♣️The card shark and the jester 🃏
The first time I played the Royal Margarine Cards event, it went so well that I thought it was scripted bc I got to round 3, got black joker, and picked the right sheep :,P The luckiest I'll ever be in that event...
So yeee, had this drawing idea bc I thought it would make for a cool composition and I could take advantage of my Shadow Milk brainrot! (o′┏▽┓｀o)
Extra:
I know im mainly a cookie run blog, but id like to try writing for tbhk ( mainly teru and akane since im hyperfixated on them .. ). Requests are highly appreciated !!
sypnosis: you are quite ticklish and he realizes it...
A/N: sorry this took so long, i just didnt know how to aproach him accurately, but i hope this is enough!, He literally gives me so much gaston vibes, like on a light and nicer version, BUT ITS SO SHORT LIKE OMG
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— This man is a flirt, we all can agree on that at least a little bit,but with you its different, with the other people he makes one or two compliments and thats all, but with you? he literally wordships the floor you step on, and after he gets to be your partner, oh boy.
— He's very clingy, on an affectionate way if that doesnt make you uncomfortable, but when he sees that if he touches a certain place and it makes you sneeze out a loud chuckle you're done.
— He likes everything about you, but there is something certain about your laugh, he gets a feeling of pulling to you, it is like a song to his ears, its addictive, and he will do everything in his power to make you laugh even if by tickling you.
— You're mad at someone? he will take care of it and then tickle you to make you chuckle a little, which ends on a tickling war since his waist is very ticklish aswell (Only with you, he always mantains his strong facade infront of everyone else)
— Buttercream herself also tickles you, how? i dont know, royal margarine teached her how i swear.
— He is really random on the times he tickles you, it could be when you are getting ready for sleeping, or when you are mad
— he oftenly traps you in his arms as he tickles you actually, you cant go out of his embrace, buttercream helps him too to your unfortune
I understand that I said I would work through previous requests first .. but I can't help but ponder the lack of reader fiction for captain caviar and oyster cookie, and I have been utterly in love with both these past few relaxing days ..
and whilst my request box is closed, I would like to make an exception for captain caviar and oyster cookie ! ( put clotted cream cookie in the mix too ! since he lacks just as much content )
General Dating HCs with : Royal Margarine Cookie !
notes : hello ! I apologize that this took a massively long time. For reasons unknown I had quite the difficulty writing for him for the first time. Though, I may start completing requests before or after I post his courting hcs ( it will depend if my mind starts blanking out again .. )
- the dragon rider can't go on a day without giving you atleast one flirtatious remark, or even a praise ! Whether or not you swoon over his words is up to you.
- how could he not ? he thinks of you as a divine god that simply roams around dragon city, and for him to successfully pull you ? He feels so complete !
- adding along to this, this cookie greatly enjoys classic, romantic gestures. He will not be embarrassed to remove his coat, covering the very obvious puddle, and assisting you to walk over it, all the while looking at you with such love, one that you could only ever see in romance movies, and could only ever be described in poetic novels
- before becoming his partner though, you need to be approved by buttercream first ! He feels that it is dictation that it's not only him who has trust and love for you. If you want to be his, make sure to give as much love to his beloved dragon ( wyvern ) as you do for him ( he won't admit the fact he gets quite jealous of her sometimes .. )
- he most definitely enjoys a partner that can beat him up if they wanted to, but also a cookie that's sweet, who's willing to embrace his affections ! If you travel with him on the way to dragon's valley, buttercream can sense the sickeningly lovestruck heart eyes he gives your way as you fight, supporting you from above.
- " hahahah !! that's my lover right there ! go mayhem on them sweetie ! ~ " he has most likely bragged about you during the travel too ( you don't know if he loves you too much or he wants to embarass you, you appreciate it nonetheless )
- tries to fight aswell to impress you too, but he's quite embarrassed of his low hunting score in comparison to the others ( you and tarte tatin cookie have a tied score together ! )
- although, he does not mind a partner that relies on him aswell ! in fact, it gives him a very massive ego boost. Of course he wouldn't mind in becoming your knight in shining armor ! Saving his significant other from any form of danger ! ( even if, in most cases, they aren't really harmful )
- " do not worry darling ! THE dragon rider has arrived to rescue you ! " and it's simply trivial things such as taking you away in unpleasant conversations, carrying you bridal style. He will be quite amused to see your embarassed face
- on a more serious side, whether you can fend for yourself or not, he is willing to sacrifice limb and body just for you to be alive, breathing, safe, who is still there with him. You had promised him you would stay until his very last crumb, he isn't willing to give up on that so easily.
- and as his partner, soaring through the sky or even going on lovely walks with buttercream is an everyday date ! ( he is a firm believer that a day is incomplete without a small date with you ! ), most of the time visiting the bar for a drink or two afterwards ( typically more than just two anyways .. ). Be sure to prepare yourself to bring him home, as he's too busy being a flirt with you than to think about resting up !
- alongside this, it's typically difficult to achieve privacy when he has a swarm of fans behind his tail, he tries his very best to make it up to you at the end of the day ~
- he is very understanding if your jealousy sparks up because of his behavior ( he can't imagine seeing you acting the same as him to any other cookie either ! ) and constantly tells cookies that he is most definitely taken by the loveliest cookie on earthbread !
- some of which are either not that much of a fan with him or isn't even a part of dragon city ( hollyberry, wildberry and pitaya dragon cookie ), which leads to more than just the citizens being aware of your relationship due to how obvious he is about it
- everyone can see how hopelessly in love royal margarine cookie is with you. The second longer glances he gives your way and the oh-so enchanting eyes of his that stares at you with such love and affection ! All his fans simply dream of being you !
- behind all of this though, he definitely has a softer side indoors ! He is reduced to nothing but a smitten man, clingy for his lover. Please give him hugs and kisses ! He feels himself falling harder for you every time you praise him
- the cookie feels as if you're too out of his league, and dreads the thought of you finding out his true identity, the actual weak and cowardice royal margarine cookie. Would you leave him if you had found out ? He would leave himself too
- now with royal margarine, he's insistent of you opening up to him, whether that be negative or positive. He thinks that it is a strengthening bond to open up and learn more about eachother !
- but because of his inner thoughts, he isn't as willing to open up about his feelings, maybe never opening up at all. The only way he'll ever open up to you is when he's drunk (which makes him feel lower most of the time), he feels like a weak cookie if he ever tries opening up while sober. He dislikes being a weak and simple cookie than his persona tells him to be
- he feels like a failure for not pursuing what he truly wants, and to be reminded of that as he opens up never makes him feel any lighter. Do not be insistent with it ( he will avoid such topics in every possible way ), give him some time to be more trusting of you. Sooner or later, you won't need alcohol just for this man to open up ( will only open up around 1/4 of how he feels but to him its a big step ! )
- he cannot avoid the feeling of being judged, to be completely seen of who he truly is. To even think about finally trusting you with who the true royal margarine cookie is like without getting wasted is a big enough step for him, for you to figure out that the royal margarine isn't as royal as he seems.
- He feels as if he takes any more than one step then he will truly break, he never wants to reach that point, especially if you are there to witness it all, the littlest thought of it makes him shiver from humiliation. He needs to seek out buttercream for some form of comfort, he wouldn't know what he'd do if you ever found out
- you do find out though, just not in the circumstances he wants..
- nonetheless, coward or confident, you continued to love and adore the cookie you chose to be with, and royal margarine cookie feels happier than succeeding his goal in becoming a true dragon rider. The cookie did not care if he could never pursue his goal, you and buttercream can never replace, nor can it ever compare the happiness that you both give him !
I might be twice as more delayed as I want to be right now. I feel very uneasy due to personal reasons and, as much as I'd love to publicly post about royal margarine ( currently two separated headcanons in the making ) I also will have to take some time off for myself.
I apologize for not announcing any sooner, but I will try my best to come back and ( try to at the moment ) work my way through requests
Hii! I adore your writing so much and it brings me so much joy to see new cookie run authors!
May I please request some romantic dating headcanons for pomegranate cookie? I love her so much and when I saw her on the character list I got so excited! Anways, I hope you have a great rest of your day/night!💛💛💛
General Dating HCs with: Pomegranate Cookie !
note: hello dear anon ! I apologize that this took awhile to do. I got quite carried away for this one ! I apologize in advance if its ooc (soft!pome lives in my mind frequently !)
- if both of you met after she joined dark enchantress, then it'll take a lot- maybe even years for her to swoon over you ! she's far too loyal for her master, it's not impossible to still woo her over though !
- if you both already know eachother before dark enchantress, then she'll convince you to join the darkness with her- she wants to follow her master while holding your hand ! she wants you to be beside her ! Would get dissapointed when you decline, but she thinks that you joining was not meant to be anyways
- to her words, you two are destined to be together, and she's quite glad its you ! You don't know just how much she adores you, and even if fate wasn't in her favor, she'll do anything she can just to change that
- she likes someone loyal, rather, someone who is willing to follow her commands. She wants to be the dominant one in the relationship, she hates it when she's seen as a lower class cookie. She adores power, and for you to willingly listen to her makes her love you even more !
- she almost never shows it directly, its clearly nonexistent to other people's perspective, but you can see the way she looks at you, with curious eyes that notices every move you make in the moment, but she doesn't question why, but rather continue to look at you with eyes that are softer than the constant glares she gives to her peers. The look of admiration that wasn't just for dark enchantress cookie anymore, but for you aswell
- follow her commands and you earn a kiss ! Most of the time, she feels generous enough to even give you a couple of sweet praises alongside it ! to make you more eager to follow more commands, for you to know that what you did for her was definitely worth the trouble. Do not blame the princess, she takes it very seriously in putting up a dominant front, you'll understand eventually !
- she will request you to join alongside her in certain missions (even if dark enchantress says she clearly doesn't need one, but she convinces her nonetheless)
- pomegranate cookie enjoys being a listener from time to time, you two could be out on a mission together, arms linked, and she would curiously listen to a topic you are rambling on and on about. Though, in most cases, you wonder if she even listens to the words you say. Instead she is allured by the voice of her partner, it lingers and sings to her like a sweet lullaby
- have I ever told you that this cookie enjoys sleeping on your shoulder ? She enjoys being lulled to slumber by your voice alone, she savors the sweet melody that graces her ears ! Is she senses no danger, then she likes to spend her time, head well balanced on your shoulder as you walk hand in hand
- alongside this, pomegranate cookie enjoys cuddles too, or any form of physical affection ! She loves to cradle you to her chest and vice versa ! It can depend on her current mood at the moment. If she is feeling down, or in most times, irritated, then some cuddling and praises are enough to soothe her negativity down
- if you're ill, don't think this priestess won't do anything ! pomegranate cookie would go through every spell book, find countless potions and would even search earthbread just for ingredients to help you ! (no she would not, she would actually just command licorice to do it) Nothing is worth less of her time if it's for her lover !
- do not think that this cookie isn't dedicated in your relationship, if you two are destined for eachother, then the cookie will make sure it stays that way for eternity
- she may never let you know this, but pomegranate cookie would do anything in her power to keep her lover satisfied, despite the repressed emotion she has for the majority of the time, she makes sure that you are aware of what she does for you (without directly stating so otherwise)
- she has an undying loyalty for you and the master, and she expects of you to treat her the same as she treats you, like royalty. Her trust is very valuable, so make sure you don't have any motive in breaking it ! She can read through you like an open spell book
- in times where she has successfully or even unsuccessfully completed missions for her master, she requires you to be there for her, and even the other cookies of darkness beg for your presence once they had, once again, failed to capture gingerbrave and his group.
- pomegranate cookie is more commanding, more snappy at the rest of the group for letting the cookies escape once more. In licorice cookie's words, " hmph, that cookie's less talk when you're there ! I don't want to hear more of her jabbering any longer ! "
- she doesn't feel obligated in doing certain tasks in comparison to the commands dark enchantress cookie assigns her.
- Though she does not question her master's ways, she does find some tasks assigned to her quite .. tiring .. And how she has more tasks to tackle than the rest due to being the master's right hand.
- what the cookie did notice was that she never seemed to feel tired whenever she's accomplishing a task for you ! She's quite obedient for her partner ! (as long as you do your part of the relationship, of course !)
- for the first few months of this relationship, pomegranate cookie heavily prefers to command you around, making you do certain tasks for her (typically small and simple tasks, she simply enjoys being treated like a deity, she wouldn't wish fatal injury on her destined partner !)
- in return, you get sweet praises from the beautiful cookie or maybe a light scolding for getting yourself injured as she heals you back up !
- as your relationship grows and progresses, her princess treatment remains, but now she is willing to return the favor from time to time ! Whether it's as small as gifting you fresh picked fruits or going through highly dangerous places. It simply depends on the task she sets for herself (all for you !)
- she has realized the importance of balance in a relationship overtime, Due to being an inexperienced ex-priestess you'd have to be committed for this cookie, willing to be patient enough for her to realize the true value of love, and how much you have sacrificed for the sake of loving a cookie from pure darkness
- once she has found more reason to love you, other than you are both destined together, then she will give more effort into the said relationship, being more open to her typically suppressed feelings, showing you more value !
- you can barely notice her facade crumble, as she stares at her lover from afar, with such a soft and calm look on her features, one that holds no malice, nor annoyance, but simply pure lingering love, such a soft and rare moment for the cookie to be in such a state
- licorice had even caught this moment for just a brief second before being nagged at by the cookie to mind his own business. He is definitely writing this down in his diary !
Could I possibly request a Capsaicin Cookie x female reader dating headcanons for when ur requests are open again? (First time requesting, hope I didn’t say anything bad/wrong 😭😭) ty!!
General Dating HCs with: Capsaicin Cookie !
note: hello ! I feel as if this request was such perfect timing (my little capsaicin draft has been sitting for awhile !) with that, I'm afraid this doesn't mention a feminine reader due to the fact this was made weeks prior, so I apologize for that ! I hope you may still enjoy this !
I apologize for my abrupt hiatus aswell, I have been hyperfixated on other things (the owl house !) but now I have returned ! I am planning on a fluff alphabet for a certain cookie ! ~
- upon realization before your relationship, capsaicin is hesitant, both in admitting his admiration for you and the possibility of commiting to a relationship. He's afraid of you fearing him overtime, or even after knowing about his affections for you
- harming you is the last thing he wants to happen, even if his entire reason for liking you is because you embraced him, embraced every bit of flaw he had despite the dangers he may cause, erupt, despite having the power to turn you to burnt crumbs, it was like you didn't care about such risks.. He's concerned, yet at the same time, his sweet, crumbled heart felt like melting lava !
- you made him feel free from the confinements of invisible shackles, to feel lighter despite the huge mountain of insecurities that weighed him down, you made him feel like .. well, him !
- he wanted to grow closer to you, to embrace you aswell ! but alongside, he wanted to distance himself as far away from you as possible. He sees you as a cookie too fragile, who might crumble the moment he touches you !
- this may take months- even years ! unless you are aware of his lingering emotions, then please do talk him out of this phase ! You don't know how much he yearns for your touch, but simply cannot because of his dying heat ( you may or may not have asked prune juice cookie for a fire resistance potion ! )
- upon the course of dating, capsaicin is a very clingy man, both in public and in private. Nearly his entire life without any form of physical cookie contact took a huge toll on him ! He is, without his knowledge, a very touch starved man. Though if you address your concerns about PDA then he will stop immediately ( a bit sulky about it but he gets over it overtime ! )
- public affection aside, he can get quite possessive aswell, not from ill intentions or anything ! Capsaicin has an extremely low self esteem, any cookie he sees interacting with you ( especially if its a suitor of yours ) automatically makes him think that the cookie is more deserving of you than he ever will
- if you do dislike PDA, then he is more eager to staying indoors rather than being outside ( that's quite the surprise ! ). It's like his firing heart might die out if he goes on a day without holding your hand ! Must you talk so long with a friend of yours ? he already misses your sweet touch !
- your suitors could treat you way better than he can, they would let you live a love life without any form of danger - you're safer with any other cookie other than capsaicin ! yet you decided to choose him.
- he constantly ponders if he even has the qualities of being a good partner, often questioning the things he does for you. He wonders if his efforts lack more .. effort, that maybe your suitors can truly be a better partner than him, a dangerous cookie since his youngest days. He doesn't want you to have to risk being in danger because of him !
- capsaicin refuses to listen to any other reassurances if its not from you, but he also dislikes speaking up about it, he doesn't want any cookie to feel the pressure of having to reassure him, even if cookies like kouign-amann wouldn't mind such things
- the good thing is that it's noticeable whenever he does feel upset about something, and whether it's about insecurities or his own trauma, please do comfort him ! give him physical affection and lots of praise ! he'll think that he doesn't deserve such words but it does feel nice to hear someone say that to him, especially you !
- capsaicin cookie dislikes being restrained, it doesn't matter what place ! so your dates are very frequent, if not everyday. He simply likes roaming around earthbread, hands swaying back and forth as he rambles endlessly about his friends' antics !
- alongside this, I have a strong feeling that he over prepares before he goes out on your date. He has to make sure he is prepared for anything and everything ! But for some reason he somehow forgets an item or two, one time you both went on a picnic date and he forgot the flowers !
- loves holding hands with you ! Whether it be for comfort, to ground his inner self, or to show small affections for you, playing with your fingers or massaging your palms
- likes showing off his strength to you ! In public and in private. He feels that it is a must - do requirement to prove himself to you ! To show off that you are dating a strong cookie, a cookie that has a burning passion for you !
- below the surface of hot lava, he can be very soft spoken with you, he feels so much trust and comfort in you to the point that it doesn't feel like a constant requirement to appear strong and mighty, because any other cookie, strong or weak, can have their opposite moments too !
- despite the mindset he has of needing to prove himself useful to you, capsaicin cookie is now aware that this isn't how healthy relationships work, and that you simply wont leave him for even the slightest bit of weakness shown. He is learning to love himself just as much as he loves you !
