MargaritaApologist

Goober who is… yes.

[margaritaapologist]

I should probably explain who I am so here it is with the 4 Ws…

If you clicked more then hello there here are the 4 Ws of MargaritaApologist.

Who is MargaritaApologist?

MargaritaApologist is a (cis) girl. And a lesbian. (#1 Women liker)

What is MargaritaApologist?

Not a vampire.

Why is MargaritaApologist?

I don’t know the answer to this one yet but I’m working on it.

Where is MargaritaApologist?

In your walls stealing your cheese for my chest filled with gems and a tiny origami dragon.

Things about MargaritaApologist…

I don’t really like tea but have a collection of teacups that I have collected over several years.

Miku Fan!!!!! (Or more like Vocaloid fan in general, I stan Meika Hime & Meika Mikoto)

I’m lactose intolerant _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): (This doesnt stop me from ingesting as much chocolate milk as humanly possible)

Mexican. Thats it.

Will fight you for bad grammar

Speaking of fighting! I’m not strong at all so I will lose every fight I’m in.

I like Manhua/Manwha (Certified Mielle Apologist)

Don’t ask me about Honkai Impact 3rd or Evillious Chronicles lore. I’ve got 138+ slides for em’. I like lore.

Don’t ask me about fictional men. Not because I hate them but there’s a noticeable pattern in the ones I do like.

Cat named Everything Bagel. (I’ve got three other pets but I shall not mention them for now.)

Uhhhh thats it unless I get really personal.

[robincrumb]

every interaction between rice shower and haru urara is just like

rice shower: oh no, urara! this is all my fault! misfortune follows me wherever i go!

urara, having just been hit by an 18-wheeler: whoa! my leg has never been bent the wrong way before! this is fucking awesome!

[mimicstarghost]

I want this woman...

[margaritaapologist]

It was my birthday again awhile ago and I’m sick. Now, I will rant about bugs like I said I would about two years ago.

I HATE that one post where there’s a poem about bugs not wanting to be killed because they are too small. The one where it goes “I hope I’m not killed for the crime of being small.” Why? Because Bugs are PRIDEFUL SINFUL CREATURES. They are a modern day Icarus. They’re not stupid, they’re smart. Smart enough to feel the change in the air and seasons. They know when it’s warmer, and they know when they’re inside YOUR HOUSE. Bugs will go inside your home and JUDGE YOU for DARING to build your home out of wood or not clean a random corner that often. They look you dead in the eyes even if they don’t have any and either charge straight at you, or disappear like some sort of ninja. They know what they’re doing. They’ve heard story after story of other bugs going missing and they go “Ha! Couldn’t be me!” And enter our homes and inevitably die. Their hubris is too great for them, it always leads to their downfall. Bugs look upon God’s domain and scoff at the do not enter sign. They look upon us and our giant-like proportions and laugh. Bugs are prideful creatures who know what they’re doing, and I’ve had enough. You can kill me if you don’t like what I’m saying, but these are my thoughts that I cannot keep within any longer. I hate bugs. I hate them so much.

[margaritaapologist]

You sure this tea isn’t poisonous? Or venomous? Maybe both?

[margaritaapologist]

I’ve begun coughing out eyeballs. I now suspect that the tea was cursed. Not poisoned.

[margaritaapologist]

You sure this tea isn’t poisonous? Or venomous? Maybe both?

[margaritaapologist]

Teacher who’s vibes I never liked got fired for pushing a kid

God may not answer my prayers often, but when they deliver, golly do they deliver.

Time to go back into my little hidey-hole until something happens

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Help

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

his fanboys want his cum that badly?

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

im gonna be honest. if you could order his cum for free i would do it too and learn how to do witchcraft specifically to use his cum to curse him

[glennisthemenace-deactivated202]

why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

[blackestbileandsmoke]

Same creature

[holic-user]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[fluentisonus]

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before

[andletforsakendidodie]

perfect tags

[ukulelekatie]

hooray

[shibology]

general dating hcs - elysia (hi3) x male!reader

• she leaves you for a woman

[ventique18]

~ Magical girls transformation! ~

Idia asks Sebek to change his outfit because it's too conspicuous, but Sebek reasons that his clothes where ruined because of what happened in Lilia's dreams. Can't you just imagine it though, Idia asks. Apparently they can't because their imaginations aren't as strong as Idia's. They're limited by their own abilities in the dreams, which means Sebek would have to know "clothes change" magic which he unfortunately doesn't.

So Idia distributes magical pens to the mages that'll help them change clothes, and a smart phone to Yuu.

"Hm? Nothing's happening." Sebek says...

Idia: "Because you have to say..."

"DREAM FORM CHANGE~" to activate it.

Sebek: "HA?! WHAT MANNER OF STRANGE INCANTATION IS THAT?!"

IDIA EXPLAINS THAT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IN ANIME. DOASMDAKSJDSA YOU GOTTA BOOT UP AN EXCITING TRANSFORMATION SCENE

Yuu: "DREAM~ FORM~ CHANGE~!!!!!!!"

Silver, PASSIONATELY: "DREAM FORM CHANGE!"

Sebek, CRINGING: "DREAM FORM CHANGE!"

IT EVEN HAS A USER INTERFACE I'M GONNA CRY LMAOOO

Yuu chooses their ceremonial robes, Silver chooses his school uniform, and Sebek chooses his dorm uniform. but they all eventually switch to their school uniforms.

[margaritaapologist]

As someone who’s unhealthily obsessed with magical girls, this is wonderful. Life changing even. Thank you for the translation. I would kill for you.

[byfulcrums]

Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”

Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”

[margaritaapologist]

I should be allowed to kill people

Only I should though just because