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Refresh and check pinned post for masterlist! Art and musings about Malleus Draconia 💚 She/her 💖 21 🔺 MalleYuu enthusiast 🐉🌸

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Twisted Wonderland Main Masterlist

Hi, this is my sideblog for dumping my twst art and comics!

🌸 These are mostly Malleus fan content

🌸 I only ship MalleYuu

✏️ Comics Masterlist

🖌️ Illustrations Masterlist

🖌️ Illustrations Masterlist 2

✒️ Misc. Projects Masterlist (Writings, videos, etc)

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If beastmen want to cover their ears from yappers do they put their entire fists in their earholes or do they just wear a noise-cancelling hat for convenience

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Leona nip slip

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Michael Jackson cosplay?

THE POSE IS SO GOOD THOUGH LEONA'S BODY LANGUAGE ALWAYS PULLS THROUGH

He does look like he'd sell me for two dollars though.

It's so gaudy and un-Leona oh my fucking god I approve of Pimp Named Slickback Leona

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At my husband's funeral with my in-laws! 🥰🥳 Rest in peace darling xoxo 🕊🙏

Hehe 🙈

This is not the right place to talk about my sudden hiatus, but I just wanted to say that being in this place, seeing so many cosplayers pour their time and effort into cosplaying their favorite Twisted Wonderland characters, and generally just sharing our love for the game, really lit something warm and fuzzy in my heart.

God knows how much I want to get back to the fandom. Every day I spent unwilling to draw or write is another day spent battling with depression. Maybe this is just the push I needed to finally get my life back in one piece.

Next stop: going to another convention finally dressed as Malleus Draconia!

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Malleus Draconia, temporary member of the Equestrian Club (by special request of his excitable knights)

Short gag drabble below

Yuu: “Woah, what’s with that getup?”

Malleus: “Ah, apologies for not having changed into my regular uniform yet. Silver and Sebek are participating in a competition very soon, and so they asked for an experienced rider to play as their mock opponent.”

Yuu: “You ride a horse? Don’t you just kinda fly or teleport everywhere?”

Malleus: “You are correct to assume that mounts of any kind are indeed quite pointless for a dragon such as myself. However, upholding tradition entails participating in numerous, equally pointless ceremonies. Thus I have learned to ride mounts of all sorts since I was little.”

Yuu: “Right, upholding tradition is important.”

Malleus: “Quite so.”

Yuu: “Say, Hornton… Let’s say you’re a member of the equestrian club. Hypothetically. Does that mean you’ll… be forced to look like this everyday?”

Malleus: “Forced? Well, this is their uniform… So I would be required to dress like this, yes.”

Yuu: “So hypothetically… I’ll get to see your ass in full view like this everyday.”

Malleus: “??? Ass? Ah, you mean a donkey? The equestrian club does not have donkeys.”

Yuu: “Sorry, I meant horse. By the way, did you know that a student can join two clubs?”

Malleus: “No, I did not. But how is that relevant to— where are you going?”

Yuu: “I’m going to ask the headmage to put you in the Equestrian Club.”

Malleus: “Why? I am perfectly content in my own club.”

Yuu: “You need to practice your riding skills.”

Malleus: “Once in a while, perhaps. So casually joining Sebek and Silver like this is—”

Yuu: “Everyday.”

Malleus: “That is too much.”

Yuu: “You’ll get rusty. You’ll embarrass yourself in ceremonies.”

Malleus: “I am not yet demented to forget how to ride a horse after a year or two of non-practice.”

Yuu: “Silver and Sebek will beat you in a race.”

Malleus: “They are knights. It would be embarrassing to never manage to beat me in a horse race.”

Yuu: “Silver and Sebek will out-ass you if you don’t exercise your glutes as hard as they do.”

Malleus: “Yuu, what in the world are you talking about?”

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Imagine being the heir of not just a country, but an entire race. And while your people are expecting great things from you as the epitome of the Faefolk and are therefore expecting you to sire many more healthy epitomes of the Fae race, unfortunately...

You're a humanfucker. And your chosen human is the most nothing-spectacular of their entire species.

Good for you.

(I love me a powerhouse Yuu premise but vanilla MalleYuu is also peak. And so fitting for Briar Valley's political climate. Imagine ending the Fae-Human hostility once and for all by crowning the most basic sample of the human species as your consort. Groundbreaking. Phenomenal.)

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Yuuya describing, in great detail, how "unreal" or otherworldly Malleus looks-- as if he had differently colored blood running in his veins-- is making me think. Is that just a defining appearance of the Faefolk? Like how Beastfolk would often have ears and tails, is the uncanny factor just a thing that the usual Fae is born with?

But given Yuuya never really commented much about Lilia outside of his deep voice and huge eyes, it's unlikely that all Fae are as uncanny as Malleus is.

Could it be that the reason why Yuuya put so much emphasis on Malleus' otherworldliness is because... Malleus' humanoid form is not his true appearance? Is his Faeskin not clicking 100% with Yuuya's senses as completely genuine? 🤔

While saying Malleus' fae form is "fake" is disingenuous (he did spend majority of his life on two legs), Yuuya also mentioned that Malleus sounded and felt like the darkness itself. Could it be that what Yuuya was feeling was that Malleus' mannerisms, his words, hid gaze, and basically his soul is so much larger than the body he's trapped himself in? That he was a creature with the appearance of a man? And that the fear that people feel is that creature constantly threatening to claw out from under his skin?

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Finally got an English copy of Twst Book 2 novel and...

Our of context this sounds like Yuuya was talking about Malleus' **** 😩

I mean, he's openly simping over his voice hello? "Low and rich, handsomely masculine"...

Like I wouldn't doubt you if you told me this was from a gay erotica. Like wtf you mean you forgot to breathe under his gaze, you couldn't do anything but nod to his commands, and the guy's delighted that you weren't resisting him??? 🫣

"His features were otherworldly-- his almond-shaped eyes were burned into Yuya's brain." DAMN

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The reason why this bitch stayed an "EX-BOYFRIEND" and never got promoted to husband btw.

Imagine being a sweet, loving girlfriend taking the time and energy to cook something for him but then he takes a forkful and says "damn this fish got a penny-sized overcooked bald spot and it only has 1 gram of chili instead of the optimal 1.25 grams so unfortunately I can only give you a 7/10 at best."

Fuck you. Even Idia forked the fucking fish-- scales and all-- into his gamer mouth and said wow 3 Michelin star level cooking right there

/affectionate joking

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If Malleus plays Tomodachi Life, him putting in a Yuu♀️ as a Mii is obvious, but he's a somewhat reasonable guy so he also has people he knows as other residents.

🌸: "Oh wow, you put me into your game? What the hell, it looks perfectly like me! You even set Ace and Deuce as my brothers!"

🌸: "Oh but Lilia is also my brother... And Riddle, and Leona... Wait, why is everyone my brother?"

🐉: "You mentioned NRC is your family."

She was genuinely touched. She always considered her friends the family she found in this unfamiliar world.

🌸: "Oh wow, Hornton. That's actually... That's actually so thoughtful of you."

What he said was true. ... But only partway true. He remembered her mentioning something about everyone being her family after he set them all as her brothers for one specific reason:

So there was zero chance for her Mii to fall in love with any of the other guys in the island.

His own Mii was the only one NOT set as her family member. Incidentally, he also manipulated his Mii's dating preferences to only possibly fall in love with hers.

So when their Miis fell in love and got married... He excitedly showed it to her, saying how "fateful" it was that out of everyone in the island, their Miis found love in each other-- just like them in real life.

Absolute bollocks, of course, but he wasn't one to mind details so trivial.

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RSA: Harmonious with nature. They are thankful for the blessings of the earth and vow to protect every living being that dwells upon it.

NRC: Would square off with literal rodents in a boxing match

^ equivalent of a 70-year old man btw

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- unserious and whack warning -

POV: You got Tomodachi life. You made an island with exclusively Yuu, Malleus, and Leona as mii residents. Miilleus is obviously into Yuumii; he's sending them flying kisses everyday and everything. Unfortunately he has 0% compatibility with Yuumii so Yuumii gets with Leomii instead.

The next day Leomii disappears from your account.

What happened?

Miilleus killed him (wrong answer)

Leomii decided to move to another island (afterlife)

He died of natural causes (food poisoning)

He died of natural causes (murder)

Voting ended onApr 23

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- Not twst, internet safety PSA -

PSA that if anyone is scaring you with an account suspension or restriction and are asking you to follow a link to resolve the issue, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. Do not paste it on your web browser. Absolutely do not believe them. These are 100% a scam. Real suspensions will just happen. You will immediately temporarily lose access to your account or have features like DMs restricted without notice.

Also a PSA to always be careful with 🏴‍☠️. Research thoroughly on how to do it properly (use adblockers, only enter community trusted websites, etc). A lot of malwares can infect you just from random popups that you accidentally click on. DO NOT perform fake captchas that are asking you to paste something on your computer.

Do not believe "friends" who are asking you to download a game they just made. They are likely hacked and that's just another guy spreading the virus. There are too many folks recently who got hit by infostealer viruses that record all your passwords and 2FA tokens because they unknowingly downloaded the virus posing as free games/cracked software/cheats/mods. If you're really desperate, find communities who can safely check for you if the link you were provided is suspicious.

Finally, a PSA to full scan all your devices right now with an antivirus, just in case. If you believe you've clicked something malicious recently, pull up a device you know is 100% clean and change all your passwords there while forcibly signing out all other devices.

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Customer (fan)Service

⚠️ Slightly horny (~7 pages)

Malleus may be a bit dense at times, but he certainly wasn’t blind. He could see— clear as day, as obvious as a cloudless sky— that his friend Yuu was especially attractive today. But he knew that she was there to work; not to be gawked at by some guy who wasn’t even her husband.

Maybe when they become a couple, he would sneak a peek or two. But for now, he was a well-bred man who could tell exactly where her eyes were. And stay on her eyes did his own do— much to his pride as a gentleman… and much to her chagrin as a lady who just wanted to get with him ASAP.

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Tempted to get Tomodachi Life LTD for the sole reason of making MalleYuu♀️ Miis and fulfilling his wish of having approximately 14 children at minimum.

🦇: "Wow, you've been playing a lot of games lately, ever since that Ortho child gave you an NS2. So you've been playing Tomodachi Life too? Let me see..."

🦇: "Ohhhhh is that 🌸 I see? You captured her perfectly! As expected of our little artist. Oh, and is that you? And-- oh my goodness! You have a child-- children, actually. And more children. And--"

🦇: "... Malleus, why do you have so many children with 🌸."

🐉: "Why wouldn't we have many children?"

🦇: "Why wouldn't-- well, there are many factors why couples are opting to have a... manageable number of children. Economical, mainly."

🐉: "I have enough wealth."

🦇: "I guess common sense doesn't apply to would-be kings... At this rate, why not have a hundred..."

🐉: "A hundred is an interesting idea, is it not? But dragon genes are particularly strong, so the risk of unknowing inbreeding in a singular country is dangerously high within only a few generations. A hundred dragons from the same parent is bad for the environment."

🦇: "You actually considered it enough to have a risk evaluation?!"

🐉: "Yes. So fourteen is enough."

🦇: "Why fourteen, in particular?!"

🐉: "Two Spelldrive teams. That way, they wouldn't be agonized to find friends if they wanted to play a match at any given day."

🦇: "I--"

When 🌸 finds out about this, she's not particularly thrilled.

🌸: "Did you seriously think I would want to pop out this many babies?"

🐉: "I, well. I must admit that I haven't considered your input while I was playing. And I deeply apologize. But eliminating these poor children..."

🌸: "Delete them."

🐉: "No, I will not be complicit in filicide."

🌸: "Kill two of them."

🐉: "I will not-- Two?"

🐉, confused: "Why two? I would have thought you'd want to eliminate at least thirteen."

🌸: "If this is a Spelldrive match, then where's the room for the two of us? Do you want to just sit there watching? Don't you want to join in on the fun?"

🐉: "That's... Well. Hmm."

And then he had no problems immediately killing two of his virtual children.

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I told him this is what he'll look like as an unc if he keeps inhaling microplastics instead of eating his veggies