Maria

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[mythoughtsxxblog]

[hamilton-lyrics]

THIS IS LITERALLY A MASTER PIECE AND I REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IT

[1780skid]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 

[spacesamuri]

@snickerdoodlesusan

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

*when you follow and talk to ppl for months and don't know their damn name*

Put your name in the tags.

[actionables]

here you go, your dash is snowing

[kittycocosweety]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

[elliottisntdead]

did you just

[freezer-bird]

Reblogging for that pun.

[vaziah]

[borenii-deactivated20160609]

I don’t know who I relate more to.

[somesketchyshit]

I am literally both these people

[thecrazytowncomics]

No One Forced You To Get Married

[alt-and-black]

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

[expired-blog-deactivated2020051]

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[m0rbidityy]

Just reblog. You never know who’s life you might save

[hiddlesy]

[pdlcomics]

[meme-mixtape-deactivated2016080]

pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

[kyleehenke]

I cannot be stopped

[yourbigsisnissi]

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

[wishiwasastoner]

This is a spiritual experience.

[screams-geometrically]

I want this as my ringtone

[naramdil]

a message for brown eyed girls 

yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it’s abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary. 

[larryfucksonyourbed-deactivated]

THE FEELS WILL STILL BE RUINING ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Michael did actually say this. #screenshot not mine…it was on twitter :)

[bull-shipper]

THE BULLSHIT TWEET IS FUCKING GONE AND THE TWEET HARRY JUST TWEETED IS LYRICS AND IM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW LARRY IS COMING I CAN FEEL IT

[honeypoutyfm]

" FUCK IT ALL!!! FUCK IT ALL!! HE WONT GIVE NO FUCKS ANYMORE!!! FUCK IT ALL!! FUCK IT ALL!!! WITH HIS L NECKLACE THAT IS ALL!!!! HIS BLUE BANDANA!!! HE TRYNG TO FUCKING KILL US!!! They are gonna come out!! And we will all be fucking dead"

He is killing us man. He dont care no more.

He is out of the closet, only his pinky is left.