[mariah-gary]

You know it’s time to go to bed when you get a Chinese Toyota Corolla ad

[mariah-gary]

Just thought of a new ✨Christmas themed✨ euphemism for a man’s schlanger: his stocking stuffer

[left-reminders]

[mariah-gary]

If you call parentheses brackets consider yourself a fucking opp

[mariah-gary]

Sometimes you just gotta hit em with the

[mariah-gary]

I will kill your bones with my skeleton gun

[mariah-gary]

She spaghetti on my bolog till I nese

[mariah-gary]

Dear feminists: oo ee oo a a ting tang walla walla bing bang

[mariah-gary]

Punching her in the dick with a collapsible umbrella

[r0zeclawz]

weed strain called hey guys 🙂

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[mariah-gary]

Just went absolutely feral on a grapefruit

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

[sanitymakesposts]

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

[play-now-my-lord]

there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

[serial-kissing]

Thinking about the guy who sent an ask with the link to a discord server and I joined it without hesitation and it was just 4 dudes hanging out

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

[dr-earman]